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HOOTA!

HOOTA!

HONK!!!

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>no trap gf

This one actually makes me sad. I just want to fuck some boipucci and suck a feminine benis ;_;

>>35286136
This is obviously fake, is that an elephant?

I don't produce precum

>>35286025

It works you should do it. I did it and got a gf the first day.

No, it just makes you reek of cum

I feel you OP, I have the same problem. I haven next week off of uni and I have no idea what I'm gonna do.

Been playing some vidya on my Xbox since last night and I'm already bored

>>35286004

>hate all my vidya
>can't get a job
>can't into reading anymore

>no money for games
>no momey for clothes
>no money for hobbies
>no money for life

And worst

>nogfor any emotional release

Anyone know of any hobbies that require no money or effort to start to give or lives some meaning?

>/lifelong vague sense that something is not right/

>saved

>tfw no dinosaur to ride

i dont feel very good

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PIC REELATED IS MY KOREAN WAIFU

>>35285974
But what about ayahuasca and fucking them? Bada boom!

she looks godly in her newest MV "Fine" too, go check that out!

>>35285971
This is also not the best looking guy
Nowadays photoshop can do anything. And I'm 100% sure there is some edit in this pic

>>35285971
>why wasn't I born an AIDS ridden nigger in some third world country

Not sure why you'd want that.

>>35285927
Fat people aren't human.

Stop being American, originally

>>35285918
give me your hbo acc info now thanks

Filmstruck get Chromecast or ps3?

>netflix
>spotify

Its called NoSchlick and no

yes itsa thing and ill let you know about the benefits if i finish

only benefit is more time

>>35285964
>>35285968
So basically bullshit? Okay.

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>>35285883

Its because they are opportunistic parasites.

When they see a successful man, they do everything they can to coax him into paying for everything she wants for the rest of her life in exchange for access to her vagina.


Men of the past new this, and its why they didnt have rights and limited autonomy.

Part of the reason behind Western decay is the use of female nature as a weapon.

There will be no fixing the present situation without a complete collapse.

>>35285883
I'm yet to find an answer to this question

>>35286005
Really makes u think

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>>35285883
My only girlfriend ever was very mentally ill. We were both in college at the time. I spent years putting up with her psychotic episodes, getting her into therapy, and as a result getting her on a variety of medications that helped her a lot. I constantly talked her through her problems, was there to stop her from hurting herself, and at points she was more my "patient" than my lover. I was constantly reading about and talking to her about various ways that I could help her better. Want to know something? She genuinely got much better over time, with her depression being the most visible remnant of her behavioral issues.

Sounds great, right? It was, until she left me by phone saying that she fell out of love with me, due to not being driven enough, motivated enough, or reliable enough, not trusting me to be able to support her or an eventual family. I admit, I could see how she'd reach the conclusion, but she never even talked to me about it, or tried to work it out with me, and that was after my years of devoting my life to her and getting her better. She didn't even try to help me get better with my problems and issues, she just left and didn't give me a chance.

Just like that, it all meant nothing. Really, I think a big part of the problem was how stressed out the relationship made me, and that bled over into other aspects of my life and made me unable to fully commit to anything but my home life, and gave me a low tolerance for other things in other areas of my life. I really think they were all fixable issues, and the worst part is she didn't even give me a chance or an ounce of patience. That's life, at the end of the day, though. Maybe I'll love again some day.

no. But i DO want to cum in your pussy

>>35285855

No you're retarded. origami salami pussy smell like vomi

>>35285855
yes so I can watch you freeze to death you dumb fucking slut

ol' urth

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>>35285819
>0 was 2017 years ago

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>>35286326
There was no year 0 dummy

Yeah, it's like I'm the only smart person in the world.

I cannot even inaugurate what it must be like to be intellectually inferior. When I comprehend how elementary my days are due to my populous egghead, I can only chortle at those of lower fortuitousitude than myself. Reticulating hypotheses in my swollen cerebellum, gesticulating at the false and fantastical notion of God for his ineptitude.

Sometimes, I long to be one you lesser "life"forms. Insensate, irredeemable primates, longing for someone like me to irradiate them, to enkindle them; but I repudiate.

You are beneath me.

>>35285789
Did you mad lib this?

>>35285584
lack of understanding our situation?
idk. I think it is probably easy for them to say its easy to socialize because its easy for them. easy

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>>35285584
becausethe normiescant wrap their tiny minds around the fact that not every living being on this planet isnt the exact fucking same as they are because atleast 99% of the scum on this earth are exactly alike. retarded hivemind sheep that need herded by social norms.

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>>35285565
Sorry anon, we have a different prophet now.

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>>35285864
Oh really? There must only be one prophet.