I've fucking had it.
I've had enough of being ostracized by every roastie.
I'm a reasonably attractive man who is fairly autistic and I'm fucking ready to start trying to get a tranny gf.
Look at this one in the picture. A beautiful woman who just happens to have a dick. Who the fuck cares anyhow, it's not like I want to bring children into this gay earth.
I'm tired of being alone
Please respond I'm alone for thousandth Saturday in a row
>>35286429
>fairly autistic
that prob explains why you're attracted to trannys.
>reasonably attractive
post a selfie, OP
>>35286429
Oh hai!!! Just shitting up this thread, pfffff!! haha more like threaf. Hee-hee
*Snortckles*
Eeeyah eat a swab of my cumb
Toodles
P.S. Giant Bird
P.S.S. Modify this flappy balls on yo esaqphogys
https://youtu.be/iUe4nRYiFO8?t=7s
this nigga
Is this guy fucking autistic or something? Who let him have a YouTube channel?
>>35286832
autistic or not, it's entertaining
>>35286427
he has some pretty gud stuff on his channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5RstPI72MM
So it is Saturday.
Have younmade a thread today?
>>35286426
Too scared no one will post in it and they'll all know it was me and shame me
>>35286451
Fuck.
You posted bevause of this dumbass screencap didn't you.
Fck. Fuck evertythinh
>>35286426
I cant remember, might have been yesterday.
If you were set up into an arranged marriage with a cute 16 year old virgin girl, would you be okay with that?
>>35286382
no. I would feel bad for any female who was forced to marry me.
Yes, and I would treat her with kindness and respect, although I'd love it if she'd be naked throughout the date.
>>35286382
Only if she also wants to marry me, then I'd be over the moon.
I'd treat her amazingly and actually improve myself for her.
How do you stack up to Lolcow standards when it comes to physical attraction, robots?
https://lelcow.farm/ot/res/81494.html
Not even gonna look but I'm probably a 3.5 out of 10
Dont even care about my appearance much anymore.
>>35286356
I'm a 6'2 hottie with a big angular jaw but probably too hairy for a lot of these neurotic retards; ever since I got my weight under control and started grinding chinups, my pit hair has been spreading down my arm to my elbow.
Though really my good looks are a colossal waste because I hate women.
>>35286356
Link doesn't work, OP.
>Talking to oneitis
>i make a joke about her wearing a lot of makeup
> she says im the third guy to say that today
>Shes talking to other guys other than me
>i didnt believe the woman hate memes but theyre slowly coming true
Pls robots this hurts so much
I feel like ive been stabbed int he heart
>>35286345
>>i didnt believe the woman hate memes
You better believe it boy
She's not talking to them they just told her that
>>35286345
Wow. You can't force anyone to talk to only you. Don't be such a dicklord.
Is it possible to get a job if you have no social skills, and thus always will fail the interview, or is the only viable option to make money through criminal activities?
Just showcase your skills to the right people. That includes criminal or non criminal activities.
>>35286283
Dude I have skills and work history and I can't find a fucking job. Life is not set up for us to succeed, just try your best and one day some kike will have pity on you and offer you way less money than you deserve to do way more than you should have to.
>what makes you panda material?
>why are you interested in panda express?
What are your favourite snacks?
I LOVE exotic veggie chips. They taste so delicious and are very nutritious, so it's a win/win.
>>35286221
just eat real veggies you dong
Granny smith apples = GOAT.
>>35286221
personally i am a fan of water
>Read about nofap, think it's just the flat earthers of masturbation
>Decide I have nothing to lose by atleast giving a try
>Try to nofap for about a week, everytime I get to the end of the day I fucking fold
>Realize now I have a problem
>Have an addiction to masturbation and I never even realized it
Well fuck.
What now?
I mean, occasional masturbation has proven health benefits from actual reputable foundations and not stupid ass cult subreddits like nofap does, but like... I do it every fucking day, 1-4 times a day. And I've been doing it for years, masturbating to the most nastiest shit ever. It's getting out of hand. And now I realize I have a problem with it.
>try nofap
>haven't jerked off in 4 months
>don't have any desire
>still want a girlfriend just to love
FUCK!
litteraly the only pleasure in life.
Nofap is for normies
>>35286316
Do you have any of the meme 'benefits' that nofap people talk about?
Like it's been proven that fapping does help your health in a few ways like prostate health, general happiness and peace of mind, but overdoing it can fuck you up, and ruin your dopamine like any addiction. I guess that's just my stage then. I just have to try to maybe cut back alot.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR ALPHA MALENESS CHAD!
TAKE THIS YOU ASSHOLE! *BAM*
Was that all?
>>35286180
FROG BECOMES CHAD FROG BECOMES CHAD
>lol guys anon is angry!
>hahahaha did he really try to punch you and MISS?
>omfg he's crying now
>oh there goes normiena to comfort him, you think that she'll finally take him out of the friendzone?
It has become clear to me that being a robot is really just being post-normal. Not as in overcoming normality, or being different from normality, rather, it is an extension of the ideal that we have created. The next stage of normality. A purer breed of norm.
It is likely a product of fear and self-deception that drives our lives in this direction, and I think everyone here is acutely aware of these truths. This culture of normie-hate or normie-overgeneralization is a product of a deeper, fundamental jealousy of their intrinsic value: being interesting, being adaptable, being capable of living. So rather than admit to that fact, you claim to be something abnormal, something lingering beneath the gutters of society, the mutated step-brother caged in the basement, and we worship this state of being, perhaps ironically, as being better or somehow "deeper."
But what happens when we embrace post-normality? What happens when we finally admit that we are far beyond this voodoo-figurine of "normality" that we have created and tortured into an Ideal? That we are the exact beast we have always hated and even sicklier, not being capable of even a fragment of self-reliability in the fact.
I am post-normal, I have embraced the fact. I am of an inferior race, but I believe that simultaneously I have transcended and become a substance of pure ideal. We are the progression, not only deeper into the root of "no one," but into a darker, more depraved absence of all self that the history of the earth has not yet achieved. I fully believe that the soul and the spirit have finally left this planet, and we are the next stage of the evolution of decay.
That vigen de guadalupe, hi fellow Mexican hommie
That is some deep philosophy ,senpai. I liked it
>>35286146
good post, post-normie
Getting my own place in May, what cat(s) should I get?
>>35286135
A dog faggot
>>35286135
Go to the shelter and play with a few, pick ones you like.
>>35286135
Don't get cats or any pets at all they're wastes of space and time.
Stop drinking the pet fag koolaid and wake up.
>>35287062
Dogs are parasites and should be shot.
What is the most fucked up thing you've ever done to another person?
Became his friend only to drop him as soo as I got other friends
Raped a virgin nun at a church.
>>35286144
thanks alan
*record scratch* so you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, drooling muzzles and razor sharp fangs descending on my crotch. Heh, it's a funNY story
post more images like that it makes me happy
oh my god that is so ninedies OP~~
Substitute busty woman for all parties concerned, and I'm in.
I got about $10.50
I want to get drunk. What kind of alcohol should I buy?
buy some irn bru instead
>>35286080
Vodka
T. Slav
>>35286080
Cheap ass vodka. Unless you have a costco near by. Kirkland brand vodka is 13.99 for 1.75 liters. I'm ashamed I know the cost off the top of my head but you can't beat the price and it's tasty.