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What up bad hombres
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>>35287612
Hola amegio comes das? I be well.
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>>35287676
Betty good my dude. Chilling here in bed with the cell phone turned to r9k and scrolung through the fun threads and reading all t
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>>35287707
FILL HER UP!!! fill her up dude! :b
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>ywn forcefully strip Stacey naked in front of the entire class, humiliating and traumatizing her for the rest of her life
Why even live?
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>>35287590
Why would I want to do that? It's not her fault that I'm ugly
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>>35287590
Dude I just want a cute sangheili wife
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>>35287840
This.
Doing something like that is just horrible.
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>tfw cant stop opening new tabs for every semi interesting thread i see
>tfw have more than a 100 tabs open atm
Send help
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>100 tabs
What do you even do with that? You're not going to be watching 100 threads at the same time, why not close the oldest tabs?
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Self bumping
Fuck the robot
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Usually I try to keep it to 10 threads open at once
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Why don't you have a youtube channel?
>Spend an hour a day ""working""
>Make megabux
>Enjoy hikki lifestyle
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Things that seem easy aren't always easy when you try them.
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>>35288056
How hard could it be? I know I'm smarter than Pewdiepie, ffs.
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>>35287459
I hate successful people so damn much
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I've been eating only 600 calories a day for the past 3 weeks but I'm not any slimmer. What the fuck?
Could it be that my body only needs 600 calories a day and that's why I'm fat because I've been eating the "normal" 2,000 calories a day until now?
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because you're sitting around doing nothing all day you fat fuck
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>>35287388
Start working out properly, you fatass, and stop with this calories counting.
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>>35287388
Its not about the diet,only idiots sya that its only about diet.
You have to exercise,the more you exercise the more unhealthy food you can eat.
And eating less only makes you fatter becouse your body learns that it wont get so much food and turns everything it can into fat.
You should eat less,but more often.Like eat five times a day in small portions.
DO that and excercise and you will become a chad in no time
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here i am slayen mad pwussy left n righte all day all nite while u nerds finger ur ass to cartoons for 5yr old girls how does it feel losers?
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>>35287334
Who shaves their chest like that? Fuckin idiots that's who.
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>>35287334
chad wanna finger my ass while we chill with netfix???
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>Sister gets a boyfriend
>Next thing I know she's blowing 300$ on a video game console she'll never play
>He did it too
>Look at another girl
>She had no interest in Star Wars when I met her
>Fast forward to 2017, boyfriend that likes Star Wars
>She's wearing a Star Wars T-shirt
What's going on here?
Why are girls so influenced by their partners?
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>>35287271
Girls like taking interest in the hobbies of their boyfriends. That's about it.
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>>35287271
It's nice of her to try things he likes.
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> be me
> physics major
> random girl shows slight interest towards me in highschool
> meh whatever idgaf
> ff to college
> run into her on campus
> says she's minoring in physics
> "cool."
I think she wants the D, bros.
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>love song on the radio
bitch I've never even been in love
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i just to girls that got away from me
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>party song on the radio talking about drugs and sex
Nigga, this ain't no party, why aren't they talking about goodie bags and birthday cake? smhtbh
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>>35287266
>radio station named virgin radio
REEEEEEEE WHY MUST YOU MOCK ME
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I've had this cardboard headset sitting around but haven't really used it. Any good VR porn/games/apps? iOS or android
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iirc pornhub has a vr section
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virtual architecture museum on Android is top quality and free.
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>>35287201
I don't know why but at random my vr apps stopped working. The older the apps the lower the ratings. I think they're not even trying. If your phone is too knew, doesn't work. Too old, doesn't work. I'm going to factory reset to see if that helps. VR apps overheat and hog up gigs of ram it seems. What kind of a monster phone are you supposed to get ahold of?
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I'm pro-choice4 lyfe.
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Watch this clip:
https://youtu.be/NCufm2oMZuE
22:30
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>>35287133
Just stop man.
oreoginalio
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>>35287176
>Listening to Ben Shapiro
See >>35287216
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How do cute girls feet smell like?
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Like sweaty candy canes that require tasting
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wash your feet and then smell them
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Przeworski
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>jerk off
>cum on stomach
>can't find the cleanup sock
>check unwashed laundry
>find worn out black boxer briefs
>clean up with them
>realize they were my dad's briefs
I think this is a new low
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>>35287102
You've essentially fucked your dad, incestfag.
Disgusting.
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>>35287102
Too bad for hear that
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Did your mom breastfeed you as a baby?
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>japs having kids
there is something inaccurate about op's image
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>>35287059
yes
why is this important
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>>35287095
It's a drawing, man, don't get hung up on it just because it doesn't happen in real life.
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Going on a first date soon guys.
Wish me luck!
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>>35287044
Best of luck inembarrassing yourself horribly,OP!
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i hope you give her your aids
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Feeling the opposite sex 2017-03-04 08:32:03 Post No.35286998
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I and other people on this board have never felt the true touch of a woman, but then the other day i came over this page that sell life-like sex dolls. Their skin is soft, they have nice features and you can even design the doll to look like someone you know! It costs like 600 bucks for a companion that doesn't complain or make fun of you. Thank me later.
https://reallovesexdolls.com/
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>>35286998
This is not the right mentality for you to own dolls.
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>>35287437
what would the right mentality be
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>>35287756
Talk to them and act like they're people.