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>>35290495
They're quite annoying op. But they're not going anywhere. Too many thirsty "robots" on this board feed them attention

>>35290538
Thirsty for what? The odds of a fembot being close to your location is really low

>>35290538
Why do women have to fucking ruin everything? It's like they hate the idea of men enjoying ANYTHING more than their company so they have to force themselves in because to them it's always about "ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEE". And there's ALWAYS these weak, pathetic betas ready to validate these narcissistic sentiments in their pathetic hopes of getting their dicks wet. I HATE ROASTIES I HATE FEM""""""""""""""""BOTS""""""""""""""" BUT MOST OF ALL FUCK ORBITERS. THEY NEED TO BE FUCKING SHIPPED TO DEATH CAMPS AND SYSTEMATICALLY EXECUTED

>>35290467
That's why I got a job and a girlfriend, and started using mind altering substances.

Anything to get me away from long stretches of time thinking in my normal mindset works wonders for my happiness levels.

>>35290488
LEAAAVE NORRMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35290467
>tfw too dumb to overthink things

omg like dont even talk to me until ive had my coffee XD

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>tfw addicted to caffeine tablets

400mg caffeine a day and a ton of alcohol at night and life is still unbearable

>>35290473
Came here to post exactIy this

>>35290436
8675 309
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then go my dude

>>35290436
I would I wouldn't mind texting you guys

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sorry, wagie, rise and shine so you can keep paying my bills in taxes

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>work in 45 minutes
>its a busy restaurant so its gonna be fucked tonight
>just wanna get stoned and watch gook cartoons

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I havent gone to work for 1 week.

im probably fired


boss kept calling everymorning and lunchtime but it went straight to voicemail.

Also I have no money so Im just waiting to die rn

>tell my gf (who is normally shaven) to grow her pubes out
>she does for a few weeks
>looks immaculate
>ask her to send pics of pussy
>she hesitates
>pubes shaved off
FUCKING RUINED

>>35290306
This is some patrician taste anon.

>>35291262
I've always feared if I ever got a gf she would do this due to society pressuring girls to think pubes are gross/unattractive. Damn shame considering pubes actually help keep pussies clean and they're incredibly sexy to boot.

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Anything wrond with this?

quotes like these are always funny since it allows normalfags to justify their just world fantasy about how it's all our fault we're here

>>35290267
Thanks Ralph. Truly inspiring.
OP go eat glass.

>>35290267
This quote assumes that you already have a fixable mind and body, completely eliminating the result from being genetics. What a dumb and naive sentiment.

tinder isn't for dating

>>35290235
>>35290223
It's all bots, it's just a meme into fooling you into installing this scammy app.

>>35290220
how do we know they're real?

get drunk. Women are wetting themselves when i am texting them drunk.

>>35290220
drink a bit beforehand

HEY LOOK AT ME IM A TRIPFAG

IM TRYING TO CREATE A FOLLOWING ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD

>>35290232
Someone once said OP was actually a mod on this board. So SAD! if true.

My bitch is bad and boujee

Cooking up dope with the uzi

Implying we talk to women .

Shoo shoo

You're asking the wrong people. T.Super original commentor.

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>>35290113
i dont know anonxd

Tell him you work for the cia now and you're tracking his IP as we speak, you're dead kiddo, etc...

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>>35290061
>tfw hs bullying was a better time in my life

>>35290061
tell him the truth. tell him when you kill yourself, your death will be in his conscience until he dies.

>>35290047
time to divorce and get the real one

Why are you letting an infant dictate your life?
Like wtf just kick it's head in you pussy

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>>35290121
I can't. We discussed it and she said it would make her sad

>>35290148
That's what happened to the first one. I didn't feel fully prepared after that one died.

>>35290040
Why do you come here if it brings you down?

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>>35290040
that's because during daylight, all the normans are off to work or school

>>35290040
>daylight hours
>on a website
nigga please

>>35290035
so where'd you go wrong in life?

>>35290056
I was born, where else did you think I went wrong?