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Weekly shop is done lads. Which should I have for tea?

>>39259333

I'm not a virgin. Just because your '''mates''' wouldn't invite you to Nandos, you don't have to take it out on us

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>>39259330
Fuck me lad, how much of that do you go through in a week?

Don't go? Do anything but hesitate. You can be a Chad loner.

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don't be stupid and use it to meet some other edgelords, it's better than no friends for the rest of college

It's ok qt you won't die or anything

Btw lots of cutie white wimminz there

>manchildren
Why always this demeaning of people. Why do unattractive men have to be the scapegoat of everyone?

>>39259292
manchild is (supposedly) about mental ineptitude not physical

>became a respected speaker after standing up for his morals and clearly defending them

His whole thing is don't let people walk over you, earn your own respect before you demand others respect and tell the fucking truth what's the problem with that?

>>39259066
Why did you revert back to normal? Did you realize how fucking stupid being a tranny is and saw how fucking stupid you looked?

man > tranny > man > tranny
what a plot twist

>>39259168
Actually it's more like
man > tranny > abomination of nature > oh shit nigga whatcha ya doin'?

a jar with mushrooms

>>39259038
mechanical spiders

mommy's maggots

>>39258861
I have an infant daughter and she's my world but it's really a test of how much of a man you really are

>>39258921

>real man

you sound like a woman.

>>39258861
I am the exact same way. I don't even want a wife anymore. I don't care if I stay a virgin my entire life. I've always wanted a daughter though to just care for and love.
Do they allow single guys to adopt young girls? It seems like they probably don't because they'd be worried about abuse but is there some way to prove that I just want to love a daughter and raise her well?

you don't have to love them for them to be your gf anon, that's why we call them practice gfs

>tfw no fluffy tail gf

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>>39258835
That is fucking disgusting. The whole practice gf thing, if it's real

>>39258812
Not everybody's cup of tea but the lyrics are pretty good
https://youtu.be/K3QQHW7UQ44

>>39258812
>Post sad music please, I wanna feel
https://soundcloud.com/gravityboys/bladee-dumpster-baby?in=gravityboys/sets/d-g

>>39258812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xWZB1SoWE8

>>39258625
Well you CAN'T! I'm too busy for that!
Run along, grass eater.

>>39258656
That's okay, I will just try again another time.

>>39258625
won't happen since a lot of guys go nuts and do stupid shit like beat them, set them on fire or throw acid at them when rejected.
guys can be bigger psychos than girls sometimes

like sticking your dick between two slabs of warm raw meat, not really good enough to go to jail for.

>>39258478
It's warm and wet but sticky messy and gross after

No

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I only have limited sexual experience(haha loser) but it's incredibly underwhelming especially wearing a condom.

I'd say you would have to do nofap for a week just to care enough to have sex with a girl and not just because you want to touch her and her give you a blowey.


I think we're psychologically more inclined to want to fuck everything more then we know and it's not actually what our bodies want.

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>>39258373
Hey guys can I play too?
Baby durty

>>39258373
Okay first of all, those girls look like the type to want that said to them, not to say that to someone.

Second, if you throw some BDSM into the pot, this baby fetish isn't that bad.

Diapers are almost as bad as feet.

White beta males can't. White men only fuck latina pussy.

>>39258347
It is. I'd even take a westernized asian girl over a white girl any day of the week. Asian girls are absolutely nuts in bed.

>>39258347
true in my case but it's mostly just a meme from what i've noticed tbqh
probably same thing for the opposite too

https://youtu.be/WKX_XF3RFqQ

here's an old song I based on /r9k/ loosely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhGgB6ypDxY

some feeling with my bros

https://soundcloud.com/paulstreetuk

recommend high time it's a great track

Embrace it. Face it. You deserve this fucking weeb.

Things that didn't happen: the post. What kind of phone wouldn't let you see the charge without unlocking it?

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>>39258227
It's not like I would show this to anyone on purpose, I would have gotten rid of everything if I had time and knew it would go like this. I don't let anyone know that I'm like this, I keep it all private. My lock screen, text sound, ringtone are all default. My room is blank, just a dresser, desk and bed, no posters or figures or any of that shit. All of these things that I have are only in places that are private and that only I can get to. I'm usually smart and careful about things like this, it's not my fault. It's not my fault.

>>39258269
That's the fucking thing, it DOES show when it's locked. I don't know why they would ask for the password but they did, and I tried to tell them that but my mom was already making a scene in the store on the phone. It would just look worse for me if I told the guy that I'm not giving him my password. I'm not good under pressure like this, there was nothing I could do.

>>39258166
mby this fucking kike finally got issues with law for his suicide cult

I can't find anything on google either. There's some 8ch board that might have info but I can't access the link either.

>>39258166
Tsuki? It was fake anyway. The guy was a jew that used the whole thing as a front to earn money as "donations"
He probably shut it down once people realized how stupid the whole thing was