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If you can get to 5/6 you're a normie
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I feel like I can't get enough blood flowing down there. I cap at 2. ED?
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>>35293208
I can get to 6but I'm a 3.5 inch dicklet so I don't think I'm a normie
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>>35293262
>can't get past a semi
>do I have ED?
What do you think?
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Why is losing weight so fucking hard? I've been eating nothing but Lean Pockets and only drinking diet soda and I haven't lost anything.
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>>35293170
>lean pockets and diet soda
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you just gotta eat less
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>>35293170
Stop eating until you die
if my gf gets a job as a life guard am i defacto cuck?
>pic unrelated
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No but think of all the guys looking at her
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It works like an amplifier.
Are you alpha? Then everyone can see your price and dream about her, while thinking how awesome you are
Are you a beta? She might as well work in a red light district.
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>>35293226
Yeah, I don't any losers staring at my sopping wet gf in a skintight bathing suit.
>>35293229
im somewhere in the middle i think
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>you'll never die as a hero in a war
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>tfw you die slowly and painfully
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>>35293106
FAT THREAD?
I just a tub of KFC chicken.
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>ywn be a humble courtier for your loyal king
>ywn be trusted with the princes education and upbringing
>ywn watch your son and the prince exchange blows in a practice bout
>ywn be given a small parcel of land in your twilight years
>ywn be waited on by the former prince on your deathbed, surrounded by your loved ones
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>uncle found my prostate
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How did it feel?
fucking original comment rule
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This picture is kinda disturbing. Not that anyone cares
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>>35293169
it felt ecstatic and i came like a race horse
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How does my cat even know to drink water? Like wtf
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Thats a good question actually ,they also drink liquid in weird way
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>>35292988
How do newborns know to suckle milk?
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OK so I've given up on the idea of getting a gf. I think I've made peace with the fact it'll never happen.
But maybe I could get some friends instead. So how do you make friends when you don't have a normiebook account or twitter and haven't had a single friend for 7 years? I was considering going to a tabletop gaming meetup or something.
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>>35292963
>haven't had a single friend for 7 years?
>Inb4 someone has an autistic rage fit because you may have had friends years ago
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>>35292963
EU or US?
Guessing US. But maybe you can find people to play vidya with? If EU I might be down for it.
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Make a Facebook and add a bunch of strangers so you don't look as pathetic as you do right now
ITT we talk about fucked up drinking stories
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ITT we talk about fucked up drinking stories
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>at friends house
>me and couple other friends
>drinking, shooting the shit at like 11 at night
>challenge my friend Kevin to see who can chug a beer faster
>loser has to run naked down the street
>he loses and strips his clothes off and goes running
>start challenging other friends there
>an hour in we're drunk as fuck
>we decide to play strip beer pong
>only dudes in the house
>still play anyway
>we end up all naked
>too drunk to care
>forgot I invited my friend Mike over earlier
>he finally arrives and walks in through the garage door
>witnesses a bunch of drunk naked dudes hanging out
>he immediately leaves
>I pass out
>wake up next day still naked
>my phone has numerous texts from people making fun of me and asking me if I'm gay
>wot
>realize he took a pic of us and sent it to a ton of people as a dick move
>people still question whether I'm actually straight
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>people still question whether I'm actually straight
You participated in a homosexual activity, you're a homogay
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>>35292961
You asked for it. It would be ok if you had 1 chick, but you didn't.
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>>35292961
fuck off with your normie problems i dont even fuck care
>spent 2 hours playing Breath of the Wild in bed in tabletop mode on the switch
have you got your switch yet robots? i need to let mine charge so im taking a break at the moment
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Got it on Wii U instead, framerate shits the bed every now and then but otherwise it's pretty damn good. Glad I saved the money teebeeheich
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How can the tablet run a console game? Does it stream the content? How does the switch work?
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>>35292955
I'm hoping to get one soon.
I'm more pumped for Bomberman than I am for BotW
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Are you a closet atheist, agnostic, or any sort of nonbeliever?
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>>35292928
cant say, they might be watching....
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>>35292928
Im an atheist in your closet, thirsty for blood and rape
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>>35292928
I'm not a closet atheist. My friends and family know. Maybe not my extended family though.
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/r9k/ is your fav board why? 2017-03-05 01:14:00 Post No.35292905
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/r9k/ is your fav board why?
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Quick!
Tell me why you spend hours of your life on this board when you can spend them on any other board here.
Why is /r9k/ your favorite board anons?
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I honestly don't know
I acknowledge that many boards are better than this one but I still like to spend my time here
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>>35292905
This board is host some some of the most dedicated trolls on 4chan.
It really is a masterclass in pretending to be retarded, and is probably the funniest off topic board.
That and all the retarded underageb&s and FUCKING 18 yos remind me of me at that age and how monumentally dense I was.
This boards great.
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I just like talking to people about the NEET life.
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>used prurient in a sentence yesterday
>nobody asked me what it means
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>>35292818
they probably don't care about the things you have to say
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I'll ask you what it means, anon.
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>>35292872
Dirty-minded, basically.
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Lonely Native American robot 2017-03-05 01:09:33 Post No.35292817
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Lonely Native American robot
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Are there any lonely, desperate Native American robots out here? Probably shouting into the void, but I'm a girl who'll dedicate my entire life to you/be your gf as long as you'd want me.
I want to hear stories of your culture. Or we could just talk about anime or something else if that's not your thing.
Obviously this wouldn't be appealing to everyone, but I'm hoping if you're out there you'll see this
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>>35292817
What city do u live in fembot?
Hvjagkbsbkvuv
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>>35292837
The 502 area, you?
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>>35292837
Louisville if that was too vague
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There's a media shitstorm in Norway atm because a couple of alleged pedophiles had the nerves to order child-like sex dolls on the internet.
Should fantasies that sexualize children, such as drawings, stories and toys, be forbidden by law? If so, how do we avoid the slippery slope of criminalizing thoughts in general? How do we draw the line between sexual thought crimes and other thought crimes?
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>>35292801
If we execute all the pedophiles then we won't have to criminalize their degenerate thoughts. Easy. Next question.
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>>35292861
Peculiarly, the first and only answer so far is so on point that no further discussion is warranted.
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>>35292801
Wouldn't a kid-like sex doll prevent them from going after real children? It's still creepy as hell and disgusting but honestly, if it isn't a real kid it seems fine
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>browse /r9k/ as usual
>see 2 threads that begin with 'my gf' and 'met a girl on tinder'
>and another reply to a thread that started with 'if my wife'
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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THIS WAS BOTH WITHIN THE SAME 30 MINUTES BTW
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THE NORMIES HAVE INVADED!
OUT NORMIES! OUT! OUT!
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>>35292788
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