What do you guys think of this girl? I met her last night at a party and I think she's really cute, but she's a little perky and obsessive if you know what I mean. Plz help, I need to know how to deal with her. All comments help. Thanks in advance
Very obvious trash.
Pursue only if you hate yourself.
>>35294599
You should put her legs in a duffel bag and throw them in the harbor.
(FBI pls no bully)
>>35294599
If this is true then you would have already fucked her. If this is also true and you haven't fucked her yet then you have 0 chance.
I feel like when I die I'll finally be able to breathe again and I just stopped doing it at some point and that's the way I am now.
I feel sorry for myself alot. I want to change but then I never fall through. Giving up is alot easier.
I come here to look at posts in the hopes of being similar but I don't think I am similar enough to be a '''robot'''. I know I have some level of willpower.
But in spite of this willpower it is still quite hard. I can document my slow spiral into a kind of subtle insanity that is slowly growing. I lack energy, really to do anything about it, or maybe I just believe I am still salvageable?
I have recently been reading alot of Viktor Frankl and he advocates the need for a strong willpower and an attitude that veers away from the idea that situational causation is the main factor in how our maladies, or any kind of problem, develops. He argues that while it is not always factually the case, it is important that the individual possess that attitude in order to make any kind of personal changes, because it conditions you to focus on improvement.
Hey r9k, is this what heaven looks like?
no because its on earth.
heaven can be on earth, and heavenly delights,
but the "heavenheaven" i imagine is not like that :) we can float and don't look all weirdsurreal, we look better in everyw ay
>>35294502
>implying there is a heaven
that is a story for past fags to not become robots, now we have the internet and we can be miserable, yet you still choose to live in a fantasy?
Another saturday night alone. Im starting to get used to this tho. How would u robots treat ur woman on a night like tonight?
Continue to fantasize about her in my mind
The truth is that the reality can't possibly be better than the fantasy
>>35294492
By violently skull fucking her.
rape is bad
dont do it, if you are ugly and nobody wanna have sex with you, just accept it
>rape girl
>get arrested
>get prison'd
>get BLACKED
No thanks, OP
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>>35294520
>reading this with a voice from an Elder Scrolls game
Made me kek my man.
>don't even talk to my housemates any more except for one who is gone for months at a time
>realised none of them gave a shit about me and were only interested in making small talk or bitching about their day
>nicely tell one of them who I considered to be a good friend, I helped him get out of suicidal depression, got him a counsellor, offered for him to stay at my parents house for Christmas so he could keep away from his abusive family
>now the only time we talk is when he makes awkward meaningless small talk when we cross paths
>the entire time all he would have to do is knock on my door and ask how I am
>I used to knock on his door at least once a day to hang out but stopped when I realised he never did the same
>finding new housemates for next year to get the fuck away
Friendship so far has proved a fag lie. Nobody cares enough about me to even ask about my day (except family).
>>35294439
yeah, IKTF
Always trying to reach out, but nobody returns the favor really. Sigh.
But that's just having the poor luck of being around dipshits who don't care
>>35294524
I feel that nobody really cares at the end of the day. If I don't offer my problems no one is really asking. Maybe someone will be like "how's it going?" What am I supposed to do be a des a queen and throw all my scientists at them? I set god dregs for this kingdom heavy talk for others, but nobody does for me.
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https://archive.fo/E2km7
jesus christ what a useless website. who the hell gets paid to write this shit. half of it isn't even right. buzzfeed needs to be nuked.
>feelsman meme
how do you
>>35294495
>he fell for the ironic shitposting
Why haven't you had a prostate orgasm?
i have, sorta
what i do is i stimulate it a bit before jacking off, usually for about 5-10 minutes or so
probably not as good as a "real" prostate orgasm but it makes jacking off 10 times better and i don't have to buy a dildo or something
>>35294423
Turns out I don't like having stuff up my butt. Tried it with my last GF and it just felt like I was taking a big shit.
>>35294423
Cant find mine, even tried a fancy toy, no luck
>tfw biologically cucked
Born to be a robot
>every song is about love and relationships
>I can always hear normies having fun when I'm in my apartment
>see people sitting with their friends at lectures
> TV shows focus around people's relationships
I feel like the universe is mocking my loneliness
It's all just a distraction.
>Video games
>TV
>Corporate music
>Socializing
It's all just a con.
>>35294404
>most movies have romance and love in them
>most books have romance and love in them
>cartoons, anime, comics, all have romance and love in them
>most stories of any media have romance and love in them
>most lives have love in them
it hurts to live
If you feel loneliness and have value for social connections you are not a robot.
I feel like I have gone through the depression/anxiety tunnel and come out with a lifeless husk of a brain. My last relationship with a very attractive woman had no value to me and I have stopped interaction with all of my friends because I no longer feel the benefits of socialization. Now I really only get enjoyment from hobbies and sex.
I just want to fuck so many girls. I want all the pussy. One wouldn't be enough. Never even got one. Life sucks when you know there's sex going on and you are left out. It's a huge problem. I am so fucking mad. I'm too old to get any young girls and I don't want any older women. I hate life and I want to kill myself. So much pain comes from not getting sex. I am embarrassed and humiliated.
I just want all the women I've been in love with to be in love with me
>>35294412
It would be good if they slobbered on your cock, you'd be lucky to get that. Also sticking their asses in the air for you to pound away at their asses. You need to hear their moans
Does getting a blowjob count as losing my virginity? It does, right? Right?
>>35294376
nope, but gets you closer
>>35294376
Yes, now get the fuck out.
unoriginal comment
No it doesn't. You have to have sex to lose your virginity. Getting a blowjob is not having sex.
>b-but it's called oral sex
If this is your argument, tell me of some other times you got hung up on words.
>tfw to smart to watch Brazzers cuck porn
>>35294344
Whom last one?
>>35294583
some softcore pornstar I bet.
>>35294583
your dad bitch
Hey robots, would you marry a girl under the condition you have to watch a video of the man who took her virginity, at least once a month?
>>35294306
If she was my dream girl i'd have to strongly consider it.
>>35294306
Why the fuck would anyone have that condition?This made me really sad but gave me a boner too.
>>35294306
Nah, I don't like watching myself have sex.
I want him to fuck me violently
Pic related, it's him
>>35294243
What do you like about Osomatsu, OP?
i fucking hate the artstyle of this show. everytime i see it somewhere i get irrationally mad.
Why do the girls at work call me arrogant?
>Say hello when i arrive and goodbye
>Otherwise don't talk to them as i find no need
>Say please and thank you when i ask for something like a drink
>They call the other guy "soft" yet seem to love him but call me "hard" and arrogant
What did i do?
Stop harrassing your co-workers op
>>35294214
They say that because you don't talk to them and kiss up to them, the other guy does
>>35294235
Did you even read what i wrote you buffoon? i don't talk to them besides when i arrive to work and that's to say hello.