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>mfw I know I'd be a Chad if I actually worked out and built muscle
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>>35295084
And here's the true essence of robothood: plain laziness.
Stop pretending you guys are any different to what you accuse fembots of you FUCKS
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>>35295818
True. I'm 20, and I'm starting to recognize how I can truly fix all my problems in life. And it all starts with working the hell out.
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Having muscles is irrelevant. Some Chads work out and some don't. If you don't have it now you won't have it then.
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Please read and criticize my book's beginning 2017-03-05 02:56:11 Post No.35295033
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Please read and criticize my book's beginning
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"Sits the man, name of Jon; croSSed-legs. Focus he does on paper in hand. Intterupt to reach for pipe - wood! PIPe!, there is not. Look forward he does, set down is paper. PluMP and orange, is at there feline, smoke it does the pipe. "Garfield!!", cries the man he does."
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>>35295033
You should just quit now if this is serious
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>>35295033
This is a very good writing style. Did you make this up?
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Why is it that it's mostly straight guys (90% according to scientific studies, data and polls) that are seeking out relationships (physical and/or emotional) with traps?
Homosexual men scored very low and showed almost no interest in traps, bisexual men came in 2nd after straight men, but at quite a gap.
This trend has been rising fast in the last 20-30 years.
Are straight men going back to the glorious days of Ancient Greece or Rome?
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Because they look like girls. It's all about the face for me. That thing is cute so I would fuck it. Not that complicated
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>>35295011
They aren't straight if they are attracted to traps.
They may not be big hairy daddy-bear leather-chaps wearing fags, but they are not straight either.
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>>35295011
Rome made it illegal to fuck traps. Greece fucked little boys and eunuchs.(Which is the closest thing to traps they had.)
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>decide to play csgo
>all my teammates are probably underage or very young
>realize you've been playing since their age and everyone old as you did the same but moved on and now have their lives/careers
>realize despite aging i'm remain the same loser i was during my youth and that i have no future
at this point death is the only relief for me
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Fucking rush b faggot no balls
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>>35294902
>Taking MM seriously
Thats a good way to drive yourself insane
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Do rappers subjectively have the best life?
>follow rapper on Instagram
>he's showing how much cash he made this morning alone
>literally thumbing through hundreds and twenties
>goes live on Instagram
>he's just getting high and playing video games listening to music with his friend
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No because they're mostly broke.
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>>35294908
>has nicer house than me
>has nicer car(s)
>has drugs
>travels all over the world
>has disposable income
I'll take that
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>>35294888
I'm rusty but is that lil jay? or rico rekless? i've been into rap shit for a long ass time and the fact that most of them "live that life" makes the music much more real to me
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I really need a fucking therapist, but I'm too afraid to find out how to even get one. And once I find out, I'll be too afraid to start the process. I hate myself. My future is bleak. I have zero motivation for life, and I have no ambition. The only thing that keeps me living is my extreme fear of death. Fuck my life, and fuck all of you.
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>>35294867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bbprz2qIBS
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>>35294945
>this is coming from the guy posting femanon threads
Ha, that's rich.
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>>35295006
>implying
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BFPyqourJE
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>ywn ever be Jotaro Kujo
tell me, RIGHT NOW, why life is even WORTH LIVING
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>>35294823
The best I can strive towards is Josuke.
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>>35294973
Unless you had someone with cool hair save you when you were young, there is no hope for you.
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>>35294973
>you will always be a standless beta
we can never get anywhere near josuke-level
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>thought about asking girl out for a while
>been retelling the story thus for months
>friends say I should do it
>co-workers say I should do it
>fucking 4chan says I should do it
>still can't work up the nuts to ask her out
Why am I like this
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BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME WERE MEANT TO DIE, BUT THANKS TO THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION WE LIVE
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>>35294905
I see her every Wednesday, at an open mic that I sing at with the guy that runs the joint. I've been seeing her since January. Last week we sang "I See Fire" together, a cappella.
Every time I think I'm nervous enough to just try and break the tension (if only just so I'm not thinking about it as much) I sort of enter a weird calm and suddenly it's not as urgent anymore.
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Is killing mices justified? 2017-03-05 02:42:38 Post No.35294764
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Is killing mices justified?
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I just killed in an enraged monkey like mind state a mice with a brick, i smashed her, her insides splashed out and her babies she was carrying spread all around the room.
I had to do it, they were eating away the food of my guinea pigs, it costs me money! Also they are destroying my home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ouoyawvbdg&feature=youtu.be
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YES
ONE OF THEM TOOK A DUMP ON MY PHONE
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>>35294764
It's just a mouse anon, they're dumb animals, you haven't done anything wrong.
Also that picture is really fascinating to my morbid curiosity.
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Mce are scum and deserve everything they get.
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I DONT UNDERSYANT NOTHIN
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Heh.. nothin' personel, Meursault...
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>>35295691
Dont sayt that
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Twink/Bear/Gay Hookup Discord 2017-03-05 02:41:53 Post No.35294751
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Twink/Bear/Gay Hookup Discord
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All types welcome, mostly a hookup board. 100+ members. Need more twinks
https://discord.gg/2ETB4GU
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>>35294751
Stop this.
ITs gay.
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fucking disgusting, fuck off
everyone on that "board" has been molested as a kid
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reminder that this was found in elliot rodgers search history
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>Nazi anime
top jej
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>not studying one of the most important historical characters of the 20th century
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>>35294736
I wonder how he reacted when he found out that Adolf Hitler actually had a gf/wife. I bet he spazzed out.
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Hey anon, let's have a conversation 2017-03-05 02:37:08 Post No.35294659
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Hey anon, let's have a conversation
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Are you lonely? Do you feel lost or alienated from the rest of society? Or perhaps, you simply need to let it off your chest and have a shoulder to cry upon on those cold nights.
Tell me and I'll reply in hopes of us having a conservation, albeit short and concise or thought provoking.
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>>35294659
i'm going to a therapist for the first time on wednesday
i'm really nervous, and i know it's probably just a meme like you guys say but i still have some hope that it might work
i also gave someone on here my contact info, but they haven't sent me any sort of reply yet. i'm worried that they found someone else already, or just don't want to talk to me, or something.
i just want a friend.
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>>35294659
I'm at the lowest point in my life that has lasted my whole life
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>>35294659
>Hey anon, let's have a conversation
holy fuarkk girls who carry a conversation for you, i swear it doesnt get any better than that
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Do you think you will ever stop being a robot and become a normie? Do you think that even if you get laid you won't just creep back into your robot ways?
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I don't really understand you question. there are obviously enough cyborgs and failed normies on r9k. ofc robots won't be healed just because they put their dick into a vagina.
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>>35294634
Don't have the natural social skills and no where near attractive enough for that not to matter so no, I'll never be a "proper" normie.
Not really all that bothered 2bh though desu.
You can still socialise without being a normie.
Plus the robot life is pretty comfy.
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>>35295377
A lot of robots act like having sex will make them into a normie.
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Ok anon I need some advice
I have never had a girlfriend
Then a hot girl took interest in me
Turns out she's crazy
So I ended things after a week
Now I'm lonely again!
Do I beg her to come back?
I'm also a virgin, so do I use her and lose it?
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>>35294623
You are clearly autistic anon. Go out and talk to new girls
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>coming to /r9k/ for dating advice