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>>35296614
I mean, maybe if you have a clear Little Caesars logo on the bottom.

>>35296614
Is this a real thing? It's nice but it seems unfair. Why is spamming Trump ok? That's basically propaganda

>>35296614
good, stop posting faggot

>>35296514

Did you cum?

Oreganso

>>35296553
I've gave my bf a foot job, for being a good boy.

Are you 12?

oregabhrty

because you're still a kid

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I thought I would never have to post this

>>35296499
Good thread nice dubs.
Go fuck a toaster.

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>>35296499
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DO U COME HERE AND FLAUNT SEX AT US VIRGINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35296499
robot roleplaying a normie roleplaying a robot
this is some inception level shit right here

fuck off

>>35296469
I just empty my lungs silently. Don't want to bother the neighbours or make them think I'm being butchered.

Every once in a while, usually while driving home on the freeway late at night, i become overcome with an overwhelming feeling of needing to scream.

Like in that moment, all the rage, pain, hate and loneliness I keep bottled beneath the surface bubbles up and explodes.

I scream at the top of my lungs in the car. Sometimes I even break down and cry. The moment almost always passes as suddenly as it came, and I go back to feeling the calm grey numbness that fills most of my days.

>>35296455
Ask your dad to rape you

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>>35296466
My dad doesn't own a flying turtle that can laugh at me while Mutsumi holds me down and kisses me

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Which was best girl? I'm kinda torn between Shinobu and Motoko. Kitsune is pretty hot, but you can tell she's taken miles of shlong...probably for money, too.

>>35296415
This is where your job come in to deny their behavior and crushing their narcissistic ego while educating them of their foolish ways.

>>35296415
You know what anon?

They will be wanted for the rest of their lives.

A fucking 60 year old grandma could walk into any bar and walk out with some young man willing to fuck her, any day she wanted. Or post on craigslist saying nothing other than her age and gender.

Women at any age will always be in control of the sex game

>>35296415
where are you unironically getting this information from?

If you actually did this, you're just the kind of guy we need around here

>>35296389
And then you faggots turn around and cry about "LE TFW NO GF WAAAAAA!"

>>35296389

good going bundy

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no this is

oregano

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>>35296326
That's disgusting

original

>>35296356
>big tits
>wide hips
>phat ass
>pretty face

maybe you just can't handle a REAL woman, faggot

>>35296259
I haven't played Kf1 in a few months. Is it still active? Is kf2 any good? I haven't kept up with it at all. I should probably start playing again and get all of my level 6's.

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Used to play KF religiously, but I never had any steady group of people to play with, so I would just join by myself in suicidal/HoE servers. I came to be pretty good, but the game became unplayable for me though since 95% of HoE servers are private, and the other 5% are filled with the most elitist, kick-happy douchebags on the internet. They make the Dota community seem friendly and welcoming. It's just a circlejerk between the server owner and his friends.

Didn't spawn as a perk they want? Kicked.
Accidentally blocked the admin's shot? Kicked.
Didn't perfectly execute a quick kill on the Scrake? Kicked (even if you still killed it).

I spent so many hours grinding out all the kills/kiting methods, but if you weren't part of the ingroup, the entire server would essentially just wait and look for a reason to kick you no matter how well you're doing. Mind you I wasn't some level 4 wandering in the midst of a HoE game and spamming AA12 at FPs, I was an all lvl6, well-practiced veteran that worked my way up.

Haven't played much of KF2 since lategame KF1 soured my taste for it so much, and it just felt like a way blander version of the first game in general. But I can genuinely say that my first ~100 hours of KF were fucking magical, I had a blast playing.

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Who /sharpshooter/ here?

>>35296189
graduate school, med school, law school, any education level about college basically.

>>35296189
Look good have lots of money, and then search far and wide for a nerd.

>>35296189
Be Chad. I thought this was understood?

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I work as a cashier/bagger at Publix which is a grocery store in the southern U.S that has a a bunch of other shit in it like a deli and bakery. I can't stand my bosses and most of my co-workers but the work itself is nice and so is the pay. What sucks is that they made me cut my hair after I had been growing it since 3rd grade. Also they don't allow beard because the founder believed they were satanic so I have to shave in the bathroom since my facial grows in a matter of hours. Mustaches are allowed tho

I work a job I hate but it's definitely better than being a NEET living with your parents

>>35296146
i work as a chef which if you're in a small kitchen its the perfect robot job

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>>35296131
>All the forgotten A tier Newgrounds animations

Blockhead was my favourite, just rewatched them recently and they were awful. The premise is good, writing was shit. I miss old internet though, good times.

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>tfw when no tongs

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Rip my neet soul

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>>35296113
>tfw no bf who lets me shove my face into his musty crotch

>tfw ex bf wouldn't take showers for days so he was always smelly
>tfw would get any and every chance to smell his musk

Why is so intoxicating?

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>>35296113
what does it smell like anon
what does it taste like

>>35296063
You're a retarded faggot.

why do white people want to be niggers

>>35296162
That's not very nice. Mad 'cause you can't flow or what?