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Does Tinder work if you are friendless?
I have no friends and I am considering making a Facebook just so I can get Tinder so that I can find some pussy or gf.
Please post your experiences, good and bad.
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>>39260843
Is r9k really full of homosexuals?
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No one can see if you have friends or not if that'd what your worried about. I would recommend at least one picture with friends though. If you don't have any pictures like that it'll deff hurt your chances.
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My japanese girlfriend is dumping me because I apparently suck at bed, I want to try tinder but I don't want my friends to find out and those aristocratic european girls I know I hate them I dont want them to see me on tinder cause theY will make fun of me.
No solutions ?
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>arrive home after 7 hours of class
>tired as fuck
>notice house was turned inside out while i was out
>mom's cleaning the place
>herewegoagain.jpeg
>OCD goes fucking nuts 'cause EVERYTHING IS OUT OF PLACE AAAAA
>try to look myself up in neetcave
>oh
>oh god no
>everything is fucked beyond repair
>action figures and manga are all in a pile beneath PC, probably crushed
>R.I.P cable management
>peripherals lost all color and functionality due to agressive cleaning products
>visiblyFUCKINGMAD.webm
>thing is, i agreed to clean my faphole every sunday in exchange for her not entering my domain ever again because i've already had this discussion multiple times
>basically lost 1.2k dollars of manga, figures and peripherals
>almost fucking hit the bitch
>"gee anon, it's not like they're that important right? sorry~"
>deepbreath.mp3
>"it's not worth it, just grab your shit and come back later" i thought
>gets acoustic guitar and head out
>arrive at open field devoid of any human in a 500m radius
>busts guitar out of case
>out of tune
>3 strings snapped
>body cracked
>there aren't enough words to describe my anger
>come back home stomping heavier than an herd of buffalos running at full speed
>"OK, WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS TOUCHED MY GUITAR?"
>"oh, welcome back anon, t'was the neighbor's kids. they're just too cute to not let them play with it"
>rush to neetcave otherwise i'd hit mom
>put everything back in place
>boot up PC to play some Warframe
>load in, 13fps
>open case
>GPU is missing
>u
>fucking
>wot
>m8
>storm downstairs
>"ok, i'm gonna ask nicely: who took my GPU"
>"one of the kids took and piece he needed out of your PC, of course he asked for it nicely and i just couldn't say no to that cute face.besides, you have lots of spare parts don't you?"
>lost 1080 GPU
>lost manga and action figures
>destroyed guitar
>OCD going fucking nuts because mom doesn't put things back in place after cleaning
>MFW on the verge of killing someone
>TFW no respect or privacy
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>>39260815
Is this for reals? Have you explained to your mother that this is not OK? Just go back and take your shit back, or demand replacements from your mother.
Better yet, move the fuck out.
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jesus anon thats fucked
specialu the guitar wtf man
move out it will only get worse from here on out.
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>>39260815
If fake, kill self for uncompelling story.
If real, literally kill your mother. Fuck your parents, man. It's their fault you're forces to suffer existence to bein with. You deserve to personally deal death to your creators.
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Women have it much more harder desu senpai 2017-08-23 07:07:51 Post No.39260701
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Women have it much more harder desu senpai
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2017-08-23 07:07:51
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https://www.theodysseyonline.com/even-more-reasons-why-women-have-harder-than-men
What the FUCK are you so complaining about when it could be worse i.e. you could be a woman?
Tell me if you face these problems that women face every single day:
> 1. "aunt Flo's monthly visit" (aka periods)
> 2. breasticles (breasts suck because shopping for a bra is frustrating as fuck)
> 3. pregnancy (need I say more?)
> 4. birth control (side effects are terrible)
> 5. stereotypes (women have to cook, clean, stay home yadda yadda... psh)
> 6. grooming (sure, men have to shave but women have MORE AREA to shave)
> 7. peeing (women can't pee in public but boys get a free pass here)
> 8. hooking up (women can't search for a partner lest she'll be called a slut)
> 9. authority (women who are authoritative are labeled as "bossy" and "bitchy")
> 10. partying (our bodies are less tolerant toward alcohol thanks to evolution)
> 11. sports (no one cares about our sports)
> 12. wage inequality (70 cents to a man's dollar? not okay.)
> 13. violence against women (35% of women are raped world wide)
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>>39260701
Lets archive
https://archive.is/cOsA8
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>>39260701
Wanna be my friend? Ill make it easier for you.
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>>39260701
>> 5. stereotypes
Not even remotely valid in the 21st century. Women are exceedingly proud to never learn how to take care of themselves -- which leads to them spending more money on takeout/cleaning crews/movers/etc., and leads to them relying on men for nothing more than free meals.
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who /quitting weed here/
>anxiety
>leads to intense binge eating episodes
>makes my throat burn like fire
>hurts my lungs
>sick of coughing up black shit
>sick of wanting it but not having the money for it
>get super lazy when i'm high
>pretty much crave it all the time, even when im already high
24 now, smoked since i was 17
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>>39260585
I'm starting to slow down as the new semester starts. Gotta keep an attentive brain. I'll smoke on the weekends though
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Lol you've gotta be a real idiot to become a stoner. If I had to guess, quitting weed won't do shit your brain is already fucked
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>>39260664
>quitting weed won't do shit your brain is already fucked
t. expert on weed and brains
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>That kid who took out student loans only to flunk out of college
Ehehe... ehehehe... FUCK!
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>>39260524
Iiterally me. 1400 euros in debt
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>>39260561
Try being from the US$20,000I am pain incarnate
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Are you me? I literally couldn't pass calculus 1
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B-but women love n-nice guys like me :(
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>>39260157
Nice guy is basically any ugly dude thats not tall and buff, right?
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>>39260181
Well he's also docile, and sexually non-aggressive
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Women want a civilised savage.
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>infected toe
>wounds been weeping for 2 months
>been on 2 courses of antibiotics and daily salt soaks
>got cauterisation on this red fleshy lump growing out of the toe
>its coming back
>toe doesnt look better at all
i dont wanna lose my toe desu
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>>39260128
why would you NOT want to lose your toe?
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>>39260143
well for 1 i like to sniff them and 2 it'd feel wierd without it
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>>39260179
>well for 1 i like to sniff them
god is punishing you for being degenerate
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Serious question: What is love, to you ?
Have you experienced it ?
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>>39260076
Baby don't hurt me
baby dont hurt me
no more
exnihilnihiofit
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>>39260076
>What is love, to you ?
How are you even supposed to answer such a badly worded question? What does that even mean?
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Like any organism, love is the urge to fuck and make babbys over and over again
humans are more complex about it, for good reason.
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There's a new show about a robot and its getting rave reviews. What do you guys think?
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he isnt a TRUE robot
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>>39260016
He's probably a fucking normie.
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>>39260016
I'm extremely skeptical that he's really that bizarre. Most likely, he's a normal looking individual that's slightly quirky and reasonably socially skilled.
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what do blacks keep pretending that they were egyptians ?
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>>39260000
to pretend they have culture outside of mudhuttery and throwing spears
nice digits
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>>39260000
They do whatever the TV tells them to. Nigs were bred to be dumb slaves.
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>>39260000
Well, what would you do if you were a nigger? Most of them are probably well-aware that they're just lying through their teeth, but so what? They're doing it to get ahead and they don't give a shit, they have everything to gain and nothing to lose by doing it. Most people do this.
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Would you a nazi girl?
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No because she's probably not real and just picked up what her ex bf believed in
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>>39259877
what if she's the small minority that is real?
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>>39259840
No, most of them have mental problems
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Are male virgins in their 20s literally insane? I've never talked to a 20 something male virgin who was completely right in the head. I don't know many virgins in their 30s and up.
What gives? Why do all these men have some kind of hidden crazy side to them? I thought /r9k/ would be able to give me some insight.
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>>39259746
I'm by no means a virgin but after 14 to 16 if you are still a virgin something is wrong most likely mental illness and genetics.
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>>39259746
you probably don't know many people at all, let alone 20 something year old virgins.
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>>39259746
I know one guy who is 32 and a virgin ya he is all fu ked in the head, the other was years ago he was 22 and a virgin he ended up losing it to a hooker and was slightly better then the 32 guy I know now.. but pathetic
>"I save lives"
>all he does is ask questions then follow a flowchart somebody else made decades before
>this is the basis of his "diagnosis"
>patient ends up dying anyway due to his incompetence
>the whole foundation of his career is to memorize and regurgitate back information that's 90% meaningless
>jew the system into paying him hundreds of thousands of dollars for pretending to work
Medicine is a meme profession and doctors should get their hands cut off.
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This is more of an indictment of the health care system, not individual doctors.
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>>39259689
I agree. Doctors are a scam lying to you and exaggerating to get you to keep paying them. It's bullshit. I haven't been to the doctors in like 10 years and I'm doing just fine. Besides, the Internet exists
I can find any cause for my symptoms and even solutions on the Internet
Take that doctors and dentists!
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>>39260809
>paying doctors
Yes, america, the land of indentured servitude where you must work or else you die. such freedom wowsers
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What's your worst fetish, /r9k/? I have this awful sexual fantasy where I get a daughter and fuck her everyday until she becomes my cockslave. I'm disgusted by myself every day
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>>39259579
I'm slowly developing a fucked scat fetish. I feel awful after I finish. Im trying to break out of it. So I rarely watch it. Only when I'm feeling especially depraved. My more normal fetish is cfnm stuff especially dancing bear/ party-type situations
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>>39259579
>have horribly obscure fetish with little art
>it keeps getting deeper and deeper into accepting newer layers of fucked-up to compensate for lack of content
I really, really want to break off it entirely.
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>>39259707
What is the fetish?
curious
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oldfags: what did you do with your time before the internet?
pic unrelated
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I've always had the Internet before 4chan I used to browse bbs
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Libraries, coding and vidya
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I hung out at the library a lot. I mean the internet became popularized while I was in high school but it was super slow and prevented you from using your phone while logged on. I would say it was worthless until after college.
I guess most people did all the same things we do now but without any convenience. It was definitely nicer to not have every half baked idea recorded on your permanent record for life though.