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Anonymous
2017-03-05 05:29:30 Post No.35298014
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:29:30 Post No. 35298014 [Report] [View this topic]

>passed out inexpicably
>remember I haven't eaten in 2 days
>go on 4chan instead of eating

I can feel the weight of my limbs, the ride is almost over lads

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:30:34 Post No.35298030
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:30:34 Post No.35298030 [Report]

you probably have at least a few more weeks to go. have fun killing yourself in the most difficult way possible retard

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:31:40 Post No.35298048
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>>35298014
>I can feel the weight of my limbs
That's actually pretty common, believe it or not, because you know limbs have mass, and thus have a weight in our atmosphpere

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:32:09 Post No.35298056
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:32:09 Post No.35298056 [Report]

Yeah, I thought it was no water takes 11 days or no food takes a month to die from. You will suffer

Anonymous
2017-03-05 05:19:51 Post No.35297859
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:19:51 Post No. 35297859 [Report] [View this topic]

>sorry anon i just dont want a relationship right now

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:40:34 Post No.35298193
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>>35297859
It's okay bro, just keep your chin up and be yourself. Chicks dig that.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:41:17 Post No.35298204
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>>35298193
>keep your chin up

If you don't, the bullet might not hit the right spot

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:42:53 Post No.35298227
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>>35297859
>anon im not ready for sex yet

Anonymous
/Pavlov/ 2017-03-05 05:06:17 Post No.35297617
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/Pavlov/ Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:06:17 Post No. 35297617 [Report] [View this topic]

So how can I condition myself to make positive neuroassociations due to a stimulus, similar to how Pavlov's experiment worked?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:07:53 Post No.35297644
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:07:53 Post No.35297644 [Report]

I want to kiss leni

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:09:54 Post No.35297688
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>>35297644
Where do you want to kiss Leni?

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:16:25 Post No.35297803
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>>35297688
>ywn kiss Leni on her tight anus

Anonymous
2017-03-05 05:05:57 Post No.35297607
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:05:57 Post No. 35297607 [Report] [View this topic]

What do you robots think of the replies in this reddit thread about virgins?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5xgx8h/virgins_of_reddit_how_old_are_you_and_why_are_you/

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:17:41 Post No.35297826
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:17:41 Post No.35297826 [Report]

why are you browsing reddit

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>That said, I have no confidence around women. Much of this stems from being extremely short (5'3").

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:24:18 Post No.35297926
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:24:18 Post No.35297926 [Report]

>I know a guy in his 40's that is 5' 3". He concentrated on his career but ended up marrying a beautiful 5' 6" blond single mom with two kids.
oh dog

Anonymous
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Fembot here Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:05:21 Post No. 35297598 [Report] [View this topic]

I need a practice bf

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:06:16 Post No.35297616
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>>35297598
Sure. What's your kik or Skype???

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:06:53 Post No.35297627 [Report]

practice rimming me

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:07:00 Post No.35297628
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:07:00 Post No.35297628 [Report]

Are you trying to reverse the roles to make Robots question the ethics of practice GFs?

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:03:19 Post No. 35297554 [Report] [View this topic]

>Haven't watched regular TV in a while
>Little sister makes me watch Saturday Night Live with her

How can normies stand this garbage? Every joke is just "lol drumpfy make ameriga raciss again". You can tell what the entire joke will be ten seconds into the skit.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:04:47 Post No.35297584
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:04:47 Post No.35297584 [Report]

the only prescription is more cowbell

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:04:56 Post No.35297587
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:04:56 Post No.35297587 [Report]

SNL is garbage tier even compared to most TV

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:15:02 Post No.35297779
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:15:02 Post No.35297779 [Report]

SNL has always been like that. That's how they stay relevant next to always having a rotation of hip new comedians.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:00:10 Post No. 35297502 [Report] [View this topic]

>don't drink
>don't do drugs
>sleep on schedule
>work out and exercise daily
>still depressed and feel like shit

Don't do it robots, it isn't' worth it.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:01:04 Post No.35297518
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:01:04 Post No.35297518 [Report]

im gonna get trashed now lol man chill out :D

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:02:32 Post No.35297545
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:02:32 Post No.35297545 [Report]

>drink
>do drugs
>dont' sleep for days at a time
>don't work out
>feel just fine

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:02:51 Post No.35297547
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:02:51 Post No.35297547 [Report]

>drink every day
>do drugs whenever I can
>sleep at day
>never exercise
>still depressed and feel like shit

Doing the opposite is the same shit. Might as well try.

Anonymous
2017-03-05 04:54:41 Post No.35297385
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:54:41 Post No. 35297385 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>be gloating to friends about chick Ive been texting for a while
>I want to take it up a notch but I don't know how
>get drunk and hit the fuck it button
>write girl long message on how much I like her and how cute she is
>next morning
>she sends the message to all her friends
>I am sent death threats from her bf
>didn't know she had a bf
>I write long rant on FB on personal privacy
>all my friends think I'm an autistic spaz now
>didn't show up to work today

REEEEEEEE FUCK NORMIES

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:56:30 Post No.35297426
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>>35297385
not going to work just made it more akward, congrats

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>>35297426
It's a shitty job anyway. I'm a 22 year old busboy at a restaurant and all the servers shit on me enough as is.

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1. call her a bad word
2. tell her bf you'll stab him
3. take the shit off fb
4. find a good grill
and find a construction job
god speed my fellow sperg

Anonymous
>White """""""people""""""" 2017-03-05 04:52:30 Post No.35297339
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>White """""""people""""""" Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:52:30 Post No. 35297339 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJeugIJFXas

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kek
3dc83e037b8a6fd72b6920edd4923cf4

Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:58:32 Post No.35297459
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>>35297339
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

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>>35297339
was it autism?

II

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:50:59 Post No. 35297317 [Report] [View this topic]

i cant stop crying some please help me

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:51:59 Post No.35297333
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>>35297317
No thanks losers lol

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>>35297317
why are you crying anon?
i'm here for ya buddy

Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:53:26 Post No.35297358
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>>35297317
I dont ever cry. haven't cried since 2012. just get drunk and kinda lament and go to sleep.. get over it pussy

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:49:48 Post No. 35297292 [Report] [View this topic]

TFW depression starts hitting up again

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>tfw depression doesn't stop hitting up ever
I wasn't meant for this life

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>>35297292

>feel decent for a few days
>something a normie would consider minor happens to me
>crash for weeks or months

The ride never fucking ends

Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:56:06 Post No.35297415
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>>35297373

Glad I'm not the only one who's on this rollercoaster. What the fuck is wrong with us?

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S3np4i 2017-03-05 04:49:01 Post No. 35297268 [Report] [View this topic]

Any femanon on /r9k/ right now?
If so, post a picture of yourself and a timestamp.

Do you exist? Are you real?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:53:06 Post No.35297354
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>>35297268
Can you explain to me why the fuck you changed the filename?

S3np4i 2017-03-05 04:57:50 Post No.35297447
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S3np4i 2017-03-05 04:57:50 Post No.35297447 [Report]

Can you explain what's wrong with another filename?

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:01:17 Post No.35297525
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>>35297447
You made it impossible for me to find the source and get the other pics this roasty likely uploaded.
Change your name while you're at it, retard.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:48:39 Post No. 35297260 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no sister feels
>mum barges in drunk
>"anon you were supposed to have a big sister but she was miscarried"
anyone else know this feel?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:42:20 Post No.35298217
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yes turns out it was a lie she cooked up to make me feel like shit

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>>35297260
>Mom has 8 miscarriages before she had me.
>Then parents get divorced.

>Only child with 2 christmases was pretty sweet.
>But not older siblings to take care of me or teach me cool shit.

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>>35297260
I have 4 sisters OP. Consider yourself lucky.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:48:24 Post No. 35297255 [Report] [View this topic]

Fuck do you do when you dont know ANYONE that thinks the things you think are funny, are funny also?

How do you know they arrnt pretending.

Fact:I wish I was dead.

Fact:I can get other people to wish this as well

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:09:38 Post No.35297685
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>>35297255
schizophrenia is not a joke anon
you should get some help

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>>35297685
Wowm
Excuse mw.
Idonothave that.

I know I am not like 100%
But Yu know.

I don't have THAT. Kek. Good joke.

Good.
Jokem.

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>>35297685
No really.
I would know. Or at least think I knew.
Or even think that I didn't know for sure.

But you can't function with that because you're fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiuuuuuuiiuiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Why did you post in my thread?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:47:08 Post No. 35297230 [Report] [View this topic]

First they take the land
Then they take the soil
And with their bloody hands
They dig for oil

So fuck white people!
(fuck white people!)
Fuck white people!
(fuck white people!)
Fuck white people!
(fuck white people!)
Fuck white people!
(fuck white people!)

Way down in the South
They burn down your house
If your skin is black
Goddamn that shit is whack!

So fuck white people!
(fuck white people!)
Fuck white people!
(fuck white people!)
Fuck white people!
(fuck white people!)
Fuck white people!
(fuck white people!)

They call you dirty names
They fill your head with shame
They call the police police police police
police police police police
police police police police
police police police police

Fuck those cracker bastards
Fuck 'em right in the ass
Kill the white devil
Kill the white devil
Kill the white devil
Kill the white devil

Yeah fuck white people
(fuck white people!)
Fuck white people!
(fuck white people!)
Fuck white people!
(fuck white people!)
And kill white people
(kill white people)
And fuck white people
Kill white people
Fuck white people
Kill white people
Fuck white people!
Kill white people!
Fuck 'em!

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:47:40 Post No.35297243
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>>35297230
Damn look at that anime girl's thighs

Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:49:38 Post No.35297286
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:49:38 Post No.35297286 [Report]

I disagree, and I would suggest that you fornicate yourself man of leather

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>>35297243
KILL THE WHITE DEVIL
KILL THE WHITE DEVIL
KILL THE WHITE DEVIL
KILL THE WHITE DEVIL

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/