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>>35301627
id finally tell my therapist that she was right, i really do have fucking schizophrenia

but that shit aint happened yet so I AM NOT INSANE

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>>35301627
Well

>first, if she died right then and there I'll ask her where her now useless body is at and then fuck it as a right of passage to the after life. Nobody wants to decompose a virgin lol
>ask her to haunt all enemies
>possess famous people to give me wealth and power
>use wealth and power to live in a secluded place with me and my ghost spirit wifey while we browse internet, laugh at pictures of cats, and Netflix and chill

If she's cute
>Yeah sure, why not?

If she's uggo
>Make up some bullshit monologue about moving on and not being tied to the past.

It's good that you asked her out, it just sucks that she rejected you but at least you got closure. Now you move on in life, delete her off all social media and remove her number from your phone. Without constantly being reminded of her you'll slowly forget her. Someday you'll realize you didn't even think of her all day.

>>35301573
You cry and listen to sad music.

It will make you more emotional so say bye bye to the ability to shitpost without taking it up the ass.

>>35301553

they made me pretty even when i was on them. i didnt really experience highs or low. if you are not motivated because of major depression they may help you but they wont magically give you motivation. if you dont care about the sexual side effects i guess theres no reason not to try them out.

>>35301598
I dont understand could you explain further, More emotional? is that closer to how normies feel?

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>>35301530
Get off my board
>god damn Normans sneaking in

>>35301530
Do it. In fact, you should already be showing your mommy gf you love her by eating her out on at least a daily basis.

>>35301530
i personally wouldn't eat an older womans ass. but i'd do it if it was a cute little girl.

>>35301435
And yes i was high, i said no since i dont want to be labelled a useless drug addict (which i am desu) then kicked out

>>35301465
What are you high on anon-kun?

>>35301435
You should either get your life together or go be homeless. btw homeless get laid all the time but its nasty

>>35301422
was it Youjo Senki?

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>>35301477
No it's pic related but I have been watching Youjo Senki too

Airing shows don't really bother me too much when they end because I have almost 3 months to come to terms with it finishing and it's rare for me to even like an airing anime that much but with shows that already finished airing years ago when I find one I like I blaze through it too quickly and then get sad because I know it'll be over and even though I can always rewatch it nothing beats the first time through

Nothing. I skimmed over it until I read the text.

>>35301369
Wario land 4 last boss

>>35301358
I'm proud of you. I'll never catch up with my backlog.

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there's absolutely no way that you could run out of music to listen to. here, an album you most likely haven't listened to

>>35301358
What's your age range?
Like have you lived so long you've watched pretty much everything worth watching

>>35301315
Jacking off
Duh

vape. vape while you jack off. vape while you jack off to a picture of yourself.

I do everything by myself because I greatly love being alone and depending on others and watching them fail pisses me off to no end.

fucking hell I'm probably on some FBI list now in a potential shooter folder

I'm calling bullshit on this one if you weren't locked up at least for the night.

>>35301263

This was just a few hours ago, I explained it away by saying I was anxious and drunk. I mean I didn't have any intentions of doing anything and I guess they just believed me.

>>35301161
What the fuck is a cock crimper?

>Grandma found the Shlong Slider

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>>35301211
>he doesn't know what a cock crimper is

>>35301260
That cannot be good for your dick.

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>>35301111
Can you live stream your suicide for us sadistic people to watch and enjoy?

>>35301111
Why didn't you eat more if you're going to kys anyway?

>>35301152
I'd like to, I think about it sometimes, but I don't know if I'll be able to.
I'm planning to hang myself on the back porch when no one's home, so I could probably set up my computer there for the event.

>>35301046
Yes
Crazy people can know they're crazy

>>35301092
Yes they can realize, but i met some that didnt.

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>>35301046
I hear you can, good luck doing anything about it

>>35301045
Pic related is a good thing to do in this situation. You lost the game, life is over.
It's like in countermeme where now all you can do is sit in front of your screen and wait the round to end.

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>>35301135
Is this true robots?
Should I keep hoping that they'll break up, and try improving myself in the mean time, or have I fell into the same void I was in years back, the void of inability to improve due to obsession?

Well do you think ur the better choice for her?

eyyyyy whats up op describe your night

calm down nigger! you'll be ok!

>>35300988
Get a dog. They're cute and they're great companions.