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Wagies should be asleep, only NEETs are allowed in this thread edition
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https://youtu.be/CD8FaeYPk9o

comfy instrumental for thread theme lads
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Have any of you heard this absolute corker of a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p_WxAA-OcQ

The video is just as good
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>>39262463
Jesus ebin get a proper bed

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Any one of you on /nofap/? I'm 265 days in and would seriously bust a nut. I said I'd force myself to do it a whole year but I can't see any benefits whatsoever.
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>>39262284
Just CUM anon!~
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Just let all 265 days worth of cum erupt out of that cute cock of yours~
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You know how good it feels normally, think of how much better than that it will feel when you are this backed up!~

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>but gays are born like that!!!

Explain then why no one has found the gay gene, and also how did a condition that makes the individual NOT want to reproduce pass down.
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it doesn't matter anymore
gays already won, they have equal protection in civilized western countries

bringing this fight up is pointless because it's a settled matter
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>>39262242
Thryll throw that "monkey had sex with another male monkey" argument at you..these people are morons though. My dug humps it's pillow, is it somehow attracted to pillows now? Animals are just stupid.
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homosexuality is a mental illness but they are still born with it

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>tfw want to start a post-rock/dsbm band
>tfw don't know anyone into this kind of music or anyone who can play any instruments

How do people form bands anyway?
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I don't think those two would mix. Also just make noise music since it's probably a lot easier than to learn 3 or more instruments and how to do vocals. I would join your band, though.
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I can play guitar and bass
I want to join a band too
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>>39262178

Yeah ;<

I can only play guitar and bass guitar. I do want to learn drums and vocals, idk how to learn vocals though.

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Have you guys figured out why women don't want to have sex with you or is it still a feminist jew conspiracy?
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Women actually do want to have sex with me, too bad I'm limited to one at a time.
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>when the cop tells the people threatening him they should be ashamed of themselves
WOKE
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>>39262063
yeah sure

>>39262034
still a feminist jew conspiracy. also evolutionary psychology and geopolitics

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>me: "I wish I had been born a girl."
>attention whore: "Uggg, no you don't, having breasts feels awful and periods are the worst! XD"

Go fuck yourself. You don't know how good you have it.
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I'm by no means a tranny and I don't have any desire to go through any transitions but I always wonder what it's like as a girl.
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sHUT THE FUCK UP YOU AUTOGYNEPHILIAC LMAO just kill yourself already you tranny, you don't have 1/1000th of an iota of what being a woman is like beyond shallow stereotypes and sissification memes, don't kid yourself now.
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being female is great if you are a passive good-for-nothing like most robots here

not so good when being anything else

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What if I told you that to live rent free you only have to give up all your freedom, have no personal possessions, personal space, and constantly have to live your life under the watchful eye of your progenitors, never being allowed to do anything true adults can do on a whim, such as watch movies past midnight, go to the fridge without being glared at, not constantly being reminded of the disappointment you are, not having to hide your porn or possessions that you can afford.

well all of that can be yours!
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Yep, in jail. No thanks, I'm already rent-free in other ways.
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>>39261808
yeah? When's bedtime?
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>>39261876
There's no bedtime, meng. I said, I'm not in jail or under anyone's thumb anymore.

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>see girl smiling at me
>look around around to see if shes smiling at someone else
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>person loudly says "Hey!"
>look around for other people to see if they were maybe talking to them
>point at myself while looking at them to see them confirm
>they nod
>someone else walks up to them
>they were referring to that person the whole time
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>person near me says hey
>ignore it because they're probably referring to someone else
This works sometimes but otherwise makes me look like an autist when they are.
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>Grill looks at me

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We really should have more comfy threads, post comfy pictures and if you feel like it include a song or a story to go with the theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1RYP4WGllo

I've been watching some Miyazaki films lately and I have to say they're amazing, made me think about my life and myself as a person a lot... Princess Mononoke was very comfy I'd recommend it
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>>39261361
I agree, this needs to be a daily thing.

>extra comfy points for hot coco
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I really enjoy lo-fi and futurefunk music, sets a great atmosphere for both doing nothing and trying to get some work done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhHGDOgjie4
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Amazing soundtrack, has this nice mixture of something coming to an end, yet you feel glad because the journey there was extraordinary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XOV2L-eM38

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I really love big titties. These are great.
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Ass is better
>Small tits fat ass is everything
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I will never have those
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>>39261331
These tits are the size of an ass

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>losing argument
>respond with "hope your child dies in the incubator"
>they stop responding
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Sounds like you won actually
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>>39261242
another normie btfo
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>>39261242
You wouldn't lose arguments if you weren't weak willed and uneducated. Study up and try again.

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What headphones does /r9k/ use?

Pic related
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>headphones
senhieser (don't know the model)
>earbuds
htc ones that came with my phone
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>>39261250
xiaomi iron hybrid
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Pioneer SE-Master 1 for hi-res, and Sony MDR-CD900ST for all other uses (YouTube etc.) with a Pioneer U-05 headphone amp/DAC.

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If you were actually able-bodied and street smart enough to do it, would you work as a hit man for an powerful crime family?

pros
>make a monthly "salary" of $40,000 to $50,000 a month, plus $2,500 to $4,000 a kill
>access to many illegal weapons
>you're essentially untouchable to other criminals (most of the time)
>in the event of your death or imprisonment, your family and children receive a lump sum or a monthly payment until you get out (you're also gauranteed a certain degree of legal protection)

cons
>majority of the time is spent doing mundane tasks for your boss's family like buying groceries or driving around, you only kill a lot during "wartime"
>you're essentially expendable
>you must be %100 devoted to your boss. If he asks you to kill a child, you are expected to do it without complaining

Would you do it, robots?
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It's not the killing people that is hard. It's the whole not ratting out / getting caught.
In any case I don't think it is a very pleasant life to lead, and you know they will never let you leave.
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>>39261160
Why is it assumed that I would have a family and kids? I might if I find a decent woman, but that's next to impossible in the modern world.

That would be my dream job as long as I could retire to complete isolation with my dogs.
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I think you watch too many movies. Hit men are probably a dime a dozen and I've heard many do it for free just to get into a gang.

And, untouchable? Don't make me laugh. You're just a completely replaceable goon, they won't even care if you die.

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TRANS/TRAP HATE THREAD

reminder that;
>becoming a girl will not solve your problems
>even if you have surgery and hormone replacement you will most likely not 'pass'
>trannies are emotional/mental trainwrecks and dating one would be even worse than dating a woman
>convincing yourself that a man in a dress is a girl is even more pathetic than being a lonely virgin

It's time to drive the tranny faggots OUT
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i am a passable tranny, fuck off.

i live as a male, i am a proud white male, i just want to look like a girl, idk, i don't want to look like my dad .
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>>39261089
>Go to /r9k/ and see a bunch of tranny/faggot shit
This board always had it's share but now it's so over saturated with these trap faggots.
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>b-but maybe I could find a cute one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66BYgSA6vRc&index=1&

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Ok /r9k/ let's actually be honest as people who have regularly smoked weed, weed is addictive.
Not physically like other drugs but you can 100% get cravings for it (at least I do).
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Nope, no cravings here boss. Sure as fuck can't have it in the house without burning through that shit at a really fast pace though.
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>>39261060
i only started getting them after about 6 months of doing it regularly
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>>39261051
Why are you faggots making a new thread when that discussion is already going on here >>39260585

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