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>>35303674
The frogs are here to stay

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You will frogpost and you will enjoy it.

This, fucking frogs should fuck off with their baguette and hon hon hon

>>35303666
Fuck off, dad, you can't just leave for most of my ife and come back when it conveniences you so you can drop hollow """"wisdom"""" and expect me to respect and love you for cumming in my mum without a condom.

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>>35303666
what they truly mean is (probably)
>dont feel so down anon, you might have it more difficult but you`ll find somebody, and everyone has his own problems so please stop bitching about beeing alone

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>>35303680


I just went to grab a pack of smokes son.

Didnt know Ive raised a crying sissy, man up. You wont get a girfriend with that attitude.

>>35303663
Yes, youre a go to man. Whenever she feels like it she'll waste her time on you. Cut contact, dont be used by her like some kind of sponge

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>girl messages me
>reply and start talking
>she basically leaves after 5 min
>get pissed and start ignoring her
>she blocks me the next day

>>35303663
Women don't have the same vision of social relationships that men have. They have so many options that you represent nothing special for them; talking or not talking to you is the same non-important thing in their mind.
That's why I know girls that don't reply to messages because they are "too lazy to have a conversation". You're just on in a hundred other social interactions they can't be bothered to care about

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>15 years ago wasn't 16 years ago

>beyblade was 15 years ago

My car is 15

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but you will, Anon. you will
tell me, what happaned? did you embarrass yourself again? or is the hangover just a little too nasty this time?

>>35303598
>its a normalfag does something retarded episode

Zzzz

>>35303598
You'll be back

Bet you won't even last two months

Haven't bough any clothing in years

>>35303542
Not proud, nor ashamed. I'm just not interested in clothing/fashion. I haven't been in a clothing shop in at least a decade (i'm 23).

I do buy underwear though. I dress like i'm homeless but i take very good care of my hygiene.

>tfw remembering all the money I made me parents spend buying expensive clothes so I can try to fit in with the normies

>>35303514
You're a day or two late with the thread, but its fine. Half shaft for mangabro

Also many people on r9k don't know who has died or not

>>35303514
why the fuck do people greentext links? it's so frustrating.

>>35303481
I feel like there were a lot of well known robots in history, but the normies, of course, skim over their feels. They wont understand the robot life

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>>35303495
My english teacher (f) explained the meaning of this line to me correctly so they obviously can appreciate it in theory its just that the ugly or odd in real life generate a field of general dislike. Also Richard is always played by a really handsome dude in the actual plays. Just like every time a smart "ugly" literary character is portrayed.

>revolver
Beatles is normie shit, listen to Bach instead

>>35303472

>artisticpeaks.jpg

This is obv bait, but just in case it isn't I want you to know, OP, that you're the plebbest of plebs.

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>>35303472
Is Deus Ex robot like at all other than literal robots?
I was up until 4am playing it and I finished the UNATCO escape level

Is ADHD hereditary?

>>35304135
it is i think but not always

>>35303374
love is priceless and earned

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>>35303374
With money one can acquire everything which they desire including love, yet I personally believe that love acquired though money is inherently tainted, even if the purchased love over time becomes genuine this is just a result of your partner getting used to you rather then actually loving you, it becomes a matter of convenience, another aspect which would taunt me to in that situation is that my partner does not care for me but my shekels.

All it would take to buy my love is to just to pay attention to me occasionally and eventually you'll get a new orbiter.

>>35303341
it means you have ascendend beyond robotry and are a normie. congrats

>>35303341
yes
congratulations OP, you can be slightly more productive

>>35303519
Don't worry I still have plenty of ways to procrastinate

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>>35303310
Is that so?
Origilan

>>35303310
*smacks you across the face*

>>35303310
>well okay, let's try

>>35303222
Because I have male friends. In the past even those who bullied me, stopped, when they get to know me. But all my life I was invisible to girls. I wasn't even worth a "hi". Guys actually give a fuck and put some effort. I refuse to chase after girls only to have a chance of not being treated like a subhuman.

>>35304168
>I have male friends
NORMIE GIT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35303222
Because men, at the very least, acknowledge the concept of loyalty. This sets them apart from females.

Well in that case, how is your day going today?

>>35303169
there's still tons of porn websites and youtube though if you're into that

never had an social media, except now i have a pepe twitter account to troll celebs

if i got a fb account i'd have nothing to post because my life is so boring and no friends hardly which would be embarrassing