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>>35307433
50% of all men have some kind of ED

I'm not one of them though

>>35307433
If you have a working penis, you are not a robot. All robots have ED from not being able to get laid, who spank it 24/7 until their dick stops getting hard.

>>35307520
wtf

that's a high number
unless they're lumping in geriatrics for whom unreliable boners are being improperly considered unnatural

>>35307409

It's never too late to start . Khan academy and Edex have easy courses to start .

>>35307409
I just bought some watercolors the other day. Painted my first blobs yesterday and it kind of made me happy even though it looks like a preschooler made it. my mind just felt at peace as I was painting

>>35307543
Thanks anon. Not a NEET since I am currently in school, but I don't enjoy my study all that much.
And the job prospect is really bad. Thinking of studying statistics and see if my drawing or writing has any potential.

Programming seems very useful but I am afraid I don't have potential for it.

>>35307398
Not too bad. It would be better probably if you were actually drinking and actually drunk.

>>35307419
Or high on painkillers

>>35307307

I mean, if you've got all this meaningful shit flowing out of your butthole just post it, I suppose, as opposed to complaining, no?

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There's no meaningful discussion anywhere on the internet.

>>35307307
Fuck you for posting this. But it's true.

>Get zapped with an energy weapon that knocked me out
>When I woke up I was cow girl chained to a wall and then I was taken to a breeding facility

>Picked up a bird and fucked it, apparently I fucked it so hard it that manage to get an oversized roastie

>My old school friend telling me how much of a complete failure I am and how I'm not getting anywhere in life.

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>murdering someone
>after I'm done I lost the gun but turns out it was in his body

>walking around in water smoking a cigar

>being in hospital for 30 years
>only to find out I had a cold

>>35307294
>in my childhood bedroom stuck in bed while a generic furry in the corner narrates something in matpats voice then some weird knock off looking funtime freddy comes from the corner and hugs me

>in a large shopping centre with the whole thing being connected by a giant version of whsmiths in the centre of the town with the backdoor leading into an alleyway I go into and walk past two teenagers talking about robbing the store with a knife one of them pulls out

>have a dream of again my childhood home but its all distorted and weird and the sun is shining really bright through the back room and there are fnaf plushies everywhere and when I exit the front door a fallout 1 style hud surrounds my view and I'm ontop of a generic grey skyscraper surrounded by other similar looking buildings
I play through these games once again to see what all the fuss was about and now it won't get out of my head

>>35307284
>he actually has conversations with girls

>>35307284
you deserve all of this, normalfag

>>35307238
Yes to both of these things

>>35307238
Nah it's just the natural way of things.

No that's the ideal scenario for both parties.

I thought it was the most reddit meme ever and I say that because it was unfunny

There are much better pastas available, but to each their own I guess

>>35307282
I found the variations amusing, myself.

>>35307401
Yea I can agree with that however, I've seen a few varations that made me chuckle

*baps the kong*

I don't know what anime this is from but I'm going to find a service that lets me print images onto custom toilet paper and get a lot of toilet paper printed with this image because of how much I don't like the thread you just posted.

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The cutest and coolest.

because bitch, men are expendable and women are valuable.
thats just how it is.

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>>35307181
You will have your vengeance in time OP. Time is against them and for us.

These whites and sluts are utterly petrified of being alone and no one paying them any mind where once they were the center of attention when they hit the 30 wall.

Most of these sluts look completely trashed even in their mid 20s so the ride is quickly coming to an end for them: and when they look towards the "nice guys" they had for so long forsaken we will answer "no" and leave them to rot in the pits of loneliness and despair which we were forced into by their hand.

And because they have no reckoning of this new hell they will burn and seethe while our solitude will be calm and cold. The flames having long ago tempered our souls to such torment.

>>35307181
they've stopped pushing this shit because it's fucking retarded, thank god

>>35307170
I don't have a refractory period and I have a dick

>>35307170
>keep trying to forget this
>OP won't stop reminding me

>>35307206
>I don't have a refractory period and I have a dick
please be my bf

daaaaaaaaaaamn man that dogger look like ted cruz lmao 100

>"""fembot"""
You don't belong here you filthy roastie enabling cuck

>>35307211
I would need to be capable of having a gf/wife to be cuck though.

You'll learn more if you think about the answer on your own anon. Don't give up, think about what recursion means, write your answer without using code, and then finally translate psuedocode into actual code.

>>35306998
>recursive function
why?

<script>
txt = "a";
while(1){
txt = txt += "a";
}
</script>

This will work best if you run it in explorer on windows 7, trust me my dad works at Nintendo.

>>35306993
thats why im gonna try to do one by myself

its gonna suck... but i have tk try

>>35307351
I went on one myself last summer, it's honestly really comfy driving for hours and getting to stop wherever you feel like. Went through AZ, NV, and CO. very very very comfy, going to do it again this summer.

>>35307405
what are some tips? what did you do during the trip?

i have some issues with anxiety, i have no idea how im going to make myself go outside to eat or stay in a hostel/sleeping arrangement. typically in these circumstances i end up skipping meals and sleeping in my car

>They'll never wait for you in the TEST CHAMBER

>>35306986
The game is the most comfy setting of any game ever. The graphics are bliss

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This game has computer aesthetics.