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>playing vidya
>get more emotionally attached to the fictional characters than my real life friends

I want off this ride.

And what would it feel to jerk off in front of a mirror ?

>>35308927
seeing as im black, everything about my body is repulsive and I wouldnt dare bring a mirror near me

>>35308768
most escorts have their own apartments.

>>35309053
>most escorts have their own apartments.
I dont want to go to their apartment incase its a police sting or even worse some other criminal shit like drugs etc is going on at that apartment.

>>35309181
go to a country where it is not illegal.

>>35308755

No, enjoy your leave and don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.

>>35308755
Greentext every detail then leave.
I have a fascination with stuff like this.

>>35308755
that guy has the lowest estrogen/highest test levels ever

I smoked K2 consistently for about a year and get episodes of depersonalization and derealization (along with minor schizo shit)

Don't really have any stories for you but I figured those dubs deserved a bump

>>35308699
it feels like everything i do is acting. no sense of identity. head feels so empty

>>35309899
Truly Kek is with us, based on these consecutive dubs

>>35310024
Same here. I have to consciously remember how to walk, talk, and even breathe correctly. I feel like an android.

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Faggot or woman, get out.

>>35308586
>tfw you fall for a finnish skinhead and you're a nigress
:')

>>35308586
Get out damn roastie

Even moms don't want to fuck neckbeards and irl incest is sick as fuck

>>35308580
Get /fit/
Get her drunk
Badda bing badda boom
Also post pics

A-anon are you saying you wanna rub the belly of a chubbot?

>>35308869
Not the OP, but I definitely do

>>35308869
I am OP
Fuck yeah I do
Send tummy tum pics, fat boy

why is that bus so comfy

I usually just wast look out the window

>>35308604
Well busses here tend to be comfy and warm plus the scenery is fascinating but its night time and i cant eee shit outside
t. A sandnigger from israel

>>35308604
its the curtains i think

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>>35308403
Your tummy is telling you that you should eat, big boy

Go eat

Do it

>>35308403
Just keep doing that for a year.

This is because your body is in starvation mode, OP. You need to eat more, ideally 5k calories every day, preferably high-density fried foods with meat and eggs for the next 3 months to fix your metabolism.

Where are you from and what's your story

>>35308429
US, I've dropped out of Highschool a couple years ago and have been living with my mother ever since, never worked a job in my life besides doing chores for 10$ a week. I'm getting sick of this place and she's starting to get sick of me.

>>35308456
It may have to do with the incest porn she found when I left my phone in the bathroom, eversince then I rarely interact with her and avoid her at all costs.

>>35308390
I do that but with my mom. She's never really cared about me as much as she did my sister's so I only talk and see her if I really have to. I don't even know what her birthday is but I know just about everyone else's

I'll bump this. My father long past away, and we mostly would fight and when angry he threatened to do something to me which fucked me up
I downloaded a remake of a video game that my dad liked, and even though I disliked how my father behaved, it made me kind of sad because he might've liked it

He had plans so that we could play Age of Empires with eachother and other plans. When he was about to die he told me how he had still so much plans and cried

It is strange how the negative side of my father is a much stronger memory as some of the good parts. I honestly didn't see a future for me if he stayed alive, but nowadays I feel the same without him

>>35308390

I haven't seen my father in 4 years, which was a brief visit. Before that I hadn't seen him since I was ten. He's lived a couple miles away for most of my life.

>>35308368
Do it you dumb fucking cunt

you'd barely get through .01% of them before you were taken out

Monopoly of social medias and a few websites I would say

I mean, past the excessive advertising on the internet today, I don't really think its objectively worse.

I think it seems worse because of ease of access. Like, the reason you see more shitty people online is because its easier to get a computer/internet connected device

I don't share this feel, it has becoming much more easier for me to find more to learn such as books, papers and some blogs

I can't remember anything I miss, except maybe messenger but I didn't have many people on that anyway

That was me

Our bell was the close encounters of the third kind tune for some reason

>>35308319
>that kid who watched r9k simulator and is now trying to copy it.

>>35308319
Kinkonkankon kinkonkankon.

>>35308267
>cyborg
no such thing only mentally ill normies

>>35308267
I'm NEET and proud of it. Nothing to be ashamed about. Just be open about it and she'll respect you for not giving a shit.

There is only one thing when it comes to girls and that's confidence.

If you know you're going to be uncomfortable and nervous at the normie outing then just decline.

If she sees you spilling your spaghetti she'll lose some respect for you.

t. 23 yo kissless virgin so maybe I'm full of shit