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How to meet girls if I just became a NEET?
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I understand that there are some female NEETs out there.
That's your only hope, mate. Prepare for hambeast with acne.
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>>35310450
You don't. f34f
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A good number of people will probably go to a local community college after high-school.
I tagged along with friends to college parties while remaining a NEET.
It's debauchery with blue pilled idiots for the most part.
You will find
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp1bNDqULJc
You will not find
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvFH_6DNRCY
I went to lots and it's common to find other people tagging along with their college friends so not everyone is in college.
The college party path will have lots of people with big ambition, so I found it best to be able to bring some type of talent to the table along with a bit of life long ambition. Do you know how to be a Game Master in Dungeons & Dragons? Normies love that shit
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Is this all men truly want?
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That's fogging hot lol. Do want
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>>35310416
she's basically the whore of the magic academy
NOT desirable
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Would keep as a personal cumdumpster/concubine, but is not at all marriage-material.
>Can't refuse having sex with a male
Hello /r9k/ I've decided to become a career criminal. I'm tired of being a pathetic NEET. I have bought a gun and I am prepared to go to prison if caught.
How can I make crime pay?
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>>35310394
go rob chads
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enjoy getting your asshole prolapsed by Tyrone in prison
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just live off neetbux
your lack of contribution to society is the worst crime you can commit
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So you want a gf huh?
Let me simulate that for you.
First of all I see you woke up extra early to be productive, maybe make some coffee or breakfast, "NO!!!! COME BACK TO BED AND CUDDLE WITH ME AND KISS ME!" She'll say. "But... I kinda want to make some coffee and take a shower.." you'll say.
If you ignore her and do as you please she's not happy,
Oh here's another one?
"Let's get a dog." She'll say. But you, you don't like dogs, too much work to handle and they never shut up. "Oooh let's get this scraggly mutt, he's so cute" and you'll try to talk her out of it "no you can't train him, he's gonna pee all over the house and there's gonna be stains everywhere" but you compromise and... you get a dog.
You try to train it, but she doesn't like that you yell at him, she says you're too mean to him. You give up. "fine you train him, or spend the money to train him." She doesn't and the dog is whining all night.
You get 4 hours of sleep combined after waking up throughout the night to tell the dog to shut up.
It's morning, you roll over to check your phone, she goes off with "get off your phone and cuddle with me :)" but you just want to check the news or your email, "ughhhh you're always on your phone you never want to cuddle with me" you ignore her because you'll cuddle her in a second when you're done. She goes on her phone and you think that's that, no, you see that she's texting someone out of the corner of your eye, you ask yourself "who is she talking to?" So you move in closer, then she moves the phone away to where you can't definitely see, you say "what are you doing" in a sweet way, trying not to assume she's being nefarious and she clicks home and says "what!?" You ask who are you texting and she goes "a friend".
Now you could go 2 ways, ask her to see the phone and get a potential "you don't trust me!!!" Or check her phone, usually after he deletes some messages in which she'll say "you broke my trust". It's all a game!!! Stay single!!!!
More?
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>First of all I see you woke up extra early to be productive,
Nigga what
>O!!!! COME BACK TO BED AND CUDDLE WITH ME AND KISS ME!" She'll say.
And I obey. We cuddle and kiss.
>"Let's get a dog." She'll say. But you don't like dogs
I like dogs
You see where this is going? I'd support her if she wanted to fuck the dog and blow me at the same time. Fuck. Give me a gf.
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>>35310303
OP is barely scratching the surface... work on your career (inb4 >career), lift weights, enjoy the freedom to do whatever the fuck you want and not be hassled by someone every day of your life.
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>not wanting to be in a relationship with a loving, needy, clingy, obsessive, cute girl who derives happiness from ur sheer existence and company
fuck off cunt
>Some people out there had a great weekend with friends and significant others while you did nothing.
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don't you mean most
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saturday night is when the most people are jerking off on omegle so its not that bad
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"Most" people actually don't have great weekend every weekend--generally they have a mundane one.
> not as pathetic as yours, of course
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>make thread for a quality discussion
>10 replies
>make thread pretending to be a fembot
>200+ replies
why are there so many horny teenagers on this board?
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>>35310280
Its easier to respond to shitposts than it is to well thought-out topics. Regurgitating bullshit is easy for the morons to do. This is why I don't post much on this site anymore.
Its time for you to move on OP.
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Do you really expect to find good answers in a board where normies pretend to be robots to have a little bit of self-pity?
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>>35310400
>he thinks normies actually browse this board
You realize 70% of people who act like a normie are baiting right?
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>tfw 20th birthday in less than a week
>parents haven't even asked me what I want yet
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>>35310233
you should be more upset about the fact that you are still a pathetic virgin, Anon.
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>>35310233
>getting birthday presents
Sure is underage in here
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>>35310360
Why would I be upset by my purity?
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is anyone else autistic even though their parents were anti-vaxxers
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>wamings
RIIIIIEEEEEEE LEARN TO FUCKING KERN
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>>35310220
My step-brother had an autistic kid. Blamed the vaccines. Had another kid, didnt vaccinate it; still autistic.
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>>35310220
Where the fuck do people get the idea vaccination causes autism?
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It all started at my parent's house, about to leave.
>be me
>17, D student, 7.5/10
>cunt gradma, hates me, I hate her, loves my brother. Let's call her Linda
>asks me to watch her house while she was away for the weekend
>i begrudgingly accept because I'm broke and I could use the money
>fuckokayfine.jpg
At my house
>Linda stops by to give me the keys to her house.
>tard brother screeches down the hall at the sound of his grandma's voice
>whatever, I'm used to it
>suddenly smell something good
>my mom just finished baking a pie
>knew it was going to be served for dessert if i didn't eat it soon
>decide to sneak it with me because I'm autistic like that
At Linda's house
>pie is still hot, her house was a short drive away
>booked it there before anyone noticed I took the pie
>realize mum will be serving dinner soon, must dispose of the evidence
>begin devouring the pie with my bare hands, only minor burns on my tongue
>mfw it's worth it
>feelsgoodman.png
>pie crust is super dry
>raid fridge and find 2 liter of mountain dew
>fuckyes.me
>chug half the bottle like the autist I am before my bladder begins to swell like the Ganges
>I rush to the bathroom, bring pie with to keep it safe
(cont...)
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>>35310211
Fuck off you underage faggit
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>>35310211
bumping because i have nothing better to do
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>>35310211
>bathroom reeks of old lady perfume, whatever
>emptythefloodgates.exe
>i flush and go back to my pie
>the water doesn't stop rising
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>no plunger in sight
>old fashioned toilet with only one hole for water to flush from
>normally i would blame my brother, but she would blame me for the toilet overflowing if i was 30 states away
>idea
>jam my foot in there to stop it from flowing
>success
>suddenly my phone rings, knew it was my mom asking where her pie went
>fucking bitch little sister made my ringtone to a bunch of cats meowing
>that's when i heart the dog
>vicious Rottweiler, some scary name I can't remember
>dog starts flipping shit
>hear him charging the closed door
>bashes into the door over and over
>totally shitting bricks
>he would happily eat anything, including the pie and probably myself
So my foot's totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still have half a pie left.
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>threw a party last night at my place
>some cute girls end up showing up who I've never met before
>had some small convos with them, they seemed to have a fun time
Should I add them on FB or would I be a creep? What is the etiquette for adding an FB friend?
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>>35310207
this isn't /soc/ lad
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>>35310228
what do you mean?
this is a legitimate question
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Last one didn't really catch on, lads, get in here and post comfy half life pics
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>you'll never ride the tram
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>>35310108
>you'll never be a security guard at Black Mesa
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akl;sfjklasndg
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Anyone else feel like the quality of /r9k/ has decline in the past two or three years?
>abundance of roastie threads, trap threads, and normal fags
>really bad shitposting
>anons are actually enabling roastie posters and roastie posts
>there are fucking Femanon Generals now everyday
>less feels and autism
>more extreme shitposting, trannies, political shit, contact-fagging, /soc/-tier bullshit
>this board is becoming increasingly normal everyday
I think it's time to get off this fucking board. I waste three hours of my day posting here. I liked it when it used to be a echo chamber whose population was exclusively comprised of autists and outcasts, but now this is horrible. Maybe it's just time to get away from the computer and get /out/ more. The normies and roasties can have have this board for all I care.
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Go search for "fembot" in the catalog, there are like 10 fembot threads up right now. Its over my duderino, the board is gone. This is now basically some kind of shitty hybrid between /soc/ and /b/. We lost.
The only refuge left for robots are some discord groups out there, which is pretty ironic.
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It's sad to see this board filling up with more and more fembot+normie tier shit, the only reason I left /b/ and moved on to this board is to get away from all this edgy fembot trap bullshit.
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>>35310988
Wizchan is another one but no one really posts there, I fucking hate not getting instant replies
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>eat kfc
>its to fucking greasy to grip the chicken and my mouth feels like a deep fryer
>i have diarrhea an hour later
who enjoys this shit?
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why don't you eat carrots?
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>>35310082
niggers obviously :^)
was this really difficult
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>>35310235
Because l'm not a fat fuck
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Is their any story behind this video?
You can hear the girl saying stop at 03:07 she also scream fuck you at to the black guy at 6:17
Is the black guy raping this asian girl?
http://www.xvideos.com/video10634483/huge_bbc_fucking_tiny_asian_brains_out
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>>35310080
>rape
what else do you expect from those who make porn
anyway, why would it matter even if it is rape it matter?
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>>35310110
This isnt a proffesional made porno though. It matter cuz its intresting
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What is it about the Joker that makes autists worship him so much?
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Forgot video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
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>SO WACKY RANDUMB AND CUHRAYZEE JUST LIKE MEE XDDDD
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I'm da Jokah baybee! Hahahahahhahaha.