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>>35313545

>coffee

That's not at all as embarrassing as getting noticed as a regular by pizza deliverers.

>>35313545
What makes a good coffee shop? I like coffee but I don't see why I would want to go outside for it.

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>>35313545
>mfw l haven't had my coffee yet

locarian

Pokemon music.

k-pop

asdopkodfko

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Reminder that when men say that they "love nerdy girls," that this is what they mean.

reminder that when reminders reminder this is what they really remind

>>35313497
no shit. No one wants a fat unhygenic slob

>>35313415
I'd do anything for a girlfriend desu.

>>35313415
No because i'm not submissive, masochist or have cuckold or penis humiliation fetish.

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>>35313415
No. Also bears are the best and I wish u had a bear cub as a pet.

>>35313322
That was me by the way.

my brother is like this. that's why i'm never having kids.

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Went through the whole sonic phase where I printed out hundreds of sprite sheets and made my own comic books. Also would run around pretending I had sonic's powers and just needed to find the emeralds and I would become super powerful.

Pretty spregy.

>>35313260
>gf
no
>sex
only if you are at least a 7

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>>35313260
That girl looks like she's fucking 11

wtf OP, who is this

That's going to be a bit tough friendo

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>>35313256
Will post results if you guys help

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>>35313197
I just end up eating all my toenails

>>35313219
I do that too! The really big ones I save though.

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>Have really bad fungal toenail infection
>"clipping" my brittle toenails results in the tips crumbling into a smelly yellow powder
>have been collecting this powder for 8 months
>starting to smell even more rancid

What should I do with this?

>>35313127
>implying you two aren't faggots even when there's no alcohol involved

Face it, anon, you just needed an excuse.

Also:

>having sex

REEEEEEEEE
GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU FGT NORMIE! REEEEEE

>tfw you get drunk and fuck nobody

>>35313165
>>implying you two aren't faggots
I'm not gay, retard. My best friend is a girl.

>>35313105
L O L

Anyone else can't help but laugh when another dumb roastie that knows better falls for the trap again?

>>35313105
be grateful you got off this easily, this bitch is abusive as hell, and in a relationshit she'd've cut you during an argument

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>>35313083
I guess I'll just keep this bumped until the evening when it gets more active

Still unpopular rip

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>>35313083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ4KPrrbOU4
^#1 music

These past few weeks, Its like ive been in a haze, not just because of the drugs, mind you.
Its a gentle rain on my mind. It keeps it damp and cold, though I dont really care. Im fine with it being damp, as long as the ignorance is blissful, as opposed to confusing and terrifying.
I would be fine with being in solitary confinement if I had a computer or television or books or whatever really. In the past I couldve either gone to fight or gone to a monastery, either way giving me comfort and purpose.
But now everything is so much more complicated, and I'd rather just sit out this rainstorm and try to get my mind back.

I did once, it was really nice. If only she wasn't a heartless cunt bitch

>>35313108
Do you have any cute stories of when you would play with her boobies? Did you ever suck on her nipples? Did you ever put your penis between them?

>>35313185
I don't think I have any cute stories; I did like to rest my head on them and when we spooned and slept I held them a lot. I really loved to lick, suck and bite them. She wanted to give me a titjob once and we did it for a while but then I just wanted to fuck her so I did

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You are under Dunning-Kruger spell.

The basic level of writing ability required for the job is attainable by more people than there is demand for. Your success as a freelance writer is solely determined by how well you market yourself. If you're a robot, that's probably not your forte.

>>35313168
You might be right, but I at least want to try out freelance writing for a little bit. I need to improve my writing skills anyway, so even if it doesn't work out, it won't be a total waste of time.

>>35312995
>implying people would buy such obvious lies
As with most other things in my life it would not turn out well for me.

>>35312995
Go back to /lolg/ you adc baby!

At least make your lies believable.
Like that you and your last girlfriend broke up many months ago, she hurt you really bad, and you're just getting back on your feet (handily explaining your nervousness on said date.)
Or that you have to spend all of your money on rent and insurance (explaining why you don't have much disposable income.)

I do this too.

>tfw zooming in on a random town in a desolate Iowa county
Nothing is comfier.

>>35312952
>feel the "energy" after sitting for too long
>stand up suddenly and sprint around the house
comfy

>>35312952
When I walk on the street, I randomly say things like "Why am I such a retard" or "Fuck this shit". I try to stop it but it still sometimes happens and I can't control it
Disgusted faces of people around me usually make me sprint to my destination after that