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feet is the worst fetish you queer

>>35316600
feet fetish is one of the normiest shit around, no one will care

>>35316600
>Wanting gross feet to look attractive
>Treating feet as sex objects
You appear to be conflating two non equal values.

>>35316587
criticism is welcome when its not a baseless and petty attack on a persons character or lifestyle choices, shit like that should not be put up with, good will suggestions are welcome ofc

>>35316587
mentally they never go beyon 10yo, so they react like kids do when they realize not everyone in the world is obliged to love them as their parents do

>>35316573
Maxmoefoe does as well
He had it on a pokemon card opening with idabbz and it had ">inb4" something
That's right about when I started using 4chan extensively lol

>>35317073
Seriously? I had no idea, that's pretty cool gotta check it out. Got a link?

>>35317073
Inb4 is used literally everywhere though

>markposting is on /r9k/
I BET YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LISTENED TO DOWN COLORFUL HILL YOU FUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35316566
Mark is a poetic genius

>>35316614
Markposting is universal. If you were a true Mark fan you'd know that Down Colorful Hill isn't his best album.

>>35316554
Would be cool to have a hooker LARP as an enchantress

>>35317141

yeah, esp. if shes a qt pi.

i would consider paying extra desu.

>>35316554
Thanks for making 4chan 0.03% less shit. This is the first time I've felt anything other than "I want all stupid people dead." in years on this shit website.

>>35316492
>-How long should I be around them before asking them out?
15 mins
>-Date locations?
partys
>-Easy type girls which are fun to bang? What do they look like?
they look drunk
>-How do I hide my powerlevel if she keeps asking me questions about me?
be drunk
>-What are the best ways to ensure a fugg?
be drunk and alone
>-Ideally how many dates before I move in for the fugg?
1-6 drinks at the bar depending on how drunk you were when you met
>-Finally, what are things that girls like to hear?
same things you like to hear
>In advance, t-thanks for the advice senpai
you're welcome

>>35316626
>tfw it sounds so easy but you know that if you went there you will just stand awkwardly in the corner and no girl will come talk to you because your not attractive enough and eventually you will just leave and feel shitty or get drunk enough to do stupid cringy shit with the cringy group of autisimo guys while still being to scared of talking to girls

>>35316626
>>35316735
Yeah but what if you live in a lesser city and only go to a community college and there are no fucking parties?

>inb4 some neet says "I dont have to imagine"

Make music and get a cute hairy bear bf

I'd learn how to drive
Get an RV or maybe just one of those pop-up trailers
Drive around and stuff
Camp out in a tent every once in awhile
Find a qt hobo and basically bribe him to be my traveling companion friend
The vagabond life feels so nice but only when you have money

>>35316477
Nice dubs.
Physical fitness and same old same old in my downtime.
The big thing you reap from not working is the ability to sleep like the dead and hoover up those sleep gainz.

I know how you feel anno, I barely listen to music and when I do It mostly from the top ten charts from 10+ years ago.

My worst fear is someone asking what my favorite artist.

Maybe you could listen to a podcast about music. Some friends of mine just started one

>>35316457
>like a normal person I still need to listen something while fucking around on the internet

I don't. And psychoanalysis said the purpose of music was to medicate paranoia. Is this why I'm paranoid ? Should I play some shit in the background all the time? But what ? I have no music taste beyond meme music. I'd listen to the radio because I have nothing against pop, but the commercials, SFX effects and general normie talk would annoy the fuck out of me.

>>35316411
It's the only thing left that makes me feel anything
anymore

Atleast the girls in my porn games care about me

>>35316440
so youre just gonna give up like that?

>>35316411
God fucjing damn it just because you said I'm letting someone win for ad money I'm starting no fap right now and eating better and doing pushups

It's just like not brushing your teeth, your letting that fat catholic gay bastard lie about a cavity to your face for your money

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I wonder what brats farts smell like.

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>>35316464

Like trash food

Who cares, if it feels good well then continue doing it until it looses it's charm, as you will most probably get bored of it eventually as I did after 2 years of smoking. If you don't get bored with it just continue doing it and don't let any guilt ruin it for you. If the guilt is a problem well then just stop smoking it, it's that simple man.

>>35316646
>Who cares, if it feels good well then continue doing it

Haha yea man!

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If you want a scientific explanation, it specifically attacks your Nucleus Accumbens.

Basically just fucking up your dopamine system so bad that you'll start to crave more and more until you become the deadbeat stoner you used to hate.

"It's harmless dude lmao. Smoke weed everyday xd"

>>35316334
If you want to fuck her so bad why are you still friends with her?

>>35316377
Oh I don't, just annoyed I'm too much of a sperg to be considered in the running and I feel insecure about my not super thick cock.

Also she is a pretty cool chick and how else am I going to spend my time? On 4chan

>ISHYGDDT

>>35316313
Whites and Asians can't compete.
They might have good careers but that's only because this is the only method they have of attracting women.
The natural black physique is the most masculine human form, and women cannot resist it.
Lesser men need to work hard to even try to compare.

>>35316313
If all niggers have to attract women is "MUH dick" you're only attracting whores.

we don't. we retreat into the world of twitch streamers, beer, porn, and vidya.

Move your pseudo-intellectual blog post elsewhere, you moron.

I graduated high school in 2008, had been on the internet since the late 90s, like Active Worlds, used napster, used to browse BBS websites that were somewhat underground. Totse was the first real BBS that had some crazy shit on it I went to, they always referenced 4chan as the cesspool of the internet.

Well around 2009 Totse went down for good and I was left searching for somewhere to go, and 4chan fit the bill. I do believe life was a lot better before the advent of smart phones, 24.7 social media updates, constant twitter bullshit, having a video camera everywhere you go, girls able to easily attention whore due to facebook and instagram, the list goes on. Back when you actually had to search to find funny shit, and the internet wasn't really used by anyone middle aged or older at that point.

I could see society going downhill before 2007 though, it just didn't really hit the fan until around then.

>>35316210
>this image
The internet went to shit when people started whining about shit instead of shitposting until it wasn't a problem.

This was clearly made by someone who wasn't even on the internet before 2007.

>>35316150
>cheer

hey special kid

>>35316262
Don't know English that much, sorry
was it sheer?

>>35316150
Is your weight really cheerful?