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>>35317155
NO
no no no no no no

organo

no, you are a disgusting neanderthal

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>>35317122
>why even live
iktf

Her jaw is too manly for me IMHO

>>35317122
I used to like her then i found out how much of a bitch she actually is.

>>35317121
nice fb image cuck

How old are you anon?

Orig

you sound like a cunt of kid, fucking faggot don't disrespect your mother behind her back. just tell her respectfully what you think it's your fucking mom you mongoloid.

just end your life

Jesus McChrist

>>35317039
Bc everyone is horny as fuck and wants to fuck everything

>>35317039
Fake and/or gay

>>35316993
just do drugs like everybody else

>>35317012
MUM HASN'T GIVEN ME 40 POUNDS YET
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>35317022
>mum
>pounds

We meet again bong

I don't know if NEET is so bad, depending on you circumstance.

>>35317499
this. If you have some sort of disability AND you can get mummy to support you being a NEET probably isn't such a bad deal. However most NEETs can't pull in enough money or sympathy and end up killing themselves.

>>35316958
Farmer waiter or construction worker

Not talked about a lot but blue collar jobs have high suicide rates. Way higher than scientists or engineers

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I am also curious about this. The only thing keeping me from trying is the whole community behind it. You only ever see tulpas discussed in /x/ or /trash/ as imaginary friends, but I think it could be just as practical as it can be socially fulfilling.

>>35316924
Don't fuck around with tulpa creation, literally voluntarily giving yourself schizophrenia. Don't try fixing mental issues with more mental issues, talk to someone

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>>35317851
Except 1) you don't have to impose it through hallucinations, 2)schizos are delusional and believe their hallucinations are real while tulpists - or whatever you call them - and even the tulpas themselves are always fully aware of their nonexistence, and 3)you can get rid of a tulpa just by ignoring it.

Stop fearmongering about shit you don't know anything about faggot.

BPD possibly?

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BPD. Maybe OCD to some degree.

I can only speak for OCD. Rituals and compulsions can really seperate you from people.

I can kinda speak for both ocd and bpd
I just have lots of anxiety and no friends

Then again bpd is a tumblr meme, so idk if I actually have it and just don't like losing friends
And ocd, well, comes and goes some says, so idek if I have it either
I did obsess about my dog dying for 3 months though and am numb most days because of art block to do anything

>>35316850
That's pretty funny, anon. We've all been there. Just forget about sex again and free yourself from this suffering.

>>35316909
She's not talking to me anymore so I guess I will once again Fall into the world of degenerate internet porn and feelings of hopelessness

>>35316850
Same except not fapping
>cashier
>get really into 25 year old brunettes who laugh and act cute while they wait for me to bag stuff
>whatthefuckimgay.jpeg

Never got hard tho

>>35316821
Don't know. Can't remember. I never focused on his appearance. I was more interested in his ability to teach.

My physics professor was pretty attractive.In his reviews it was mainly filled with girls fawning over him.

Didnt realize STEM would have chads

>>35316821
>you will never live life on ultra easy mode with cheats enabled

>>35316810
kek propably my family, pretending that they care

It wouldn't be much of a surprise to anyone if I died or killed myself. If I had a choice there'd be no funeral. If there was a funeral I'd expect to see a couple of aunts and uncles, some cousins, my sister and her family. Probably some friends of my mother's there to comfort her as well. I fell out of contact with any former friends or acquaintances after leaving school almost a decade ago.

>>35316810
>ohh that's a shame.
>oh so sorry for your loss
>welp that's over with let's carry on with our lives and dividing up his stuff

cucumber ice water
some kind of dank soup
lots of carb heavy foods

who the fuck are you and how did you get in my house

i can't be having little girls walking around my house, the neighbors are going to start asking questions get the fuck out of here

GO TO BED ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL UP? JUST SLEEP ALREADY HOLY FUCK.

>>35316728
God has already granted you that power. The power of life allows you to do all that and more. To work, to earn, to achieve your goals.

>>35316728
>tfw want to travel and build a life for myself
>still 2.5 years left to finish my degree at this uni in a shithole town with nothing to do and i hate everyone here

i see why so many people drop out of college now. this better be worth it.

Just keep working on your fitness. In fairness my mile is nine minutes which is also shit. It was six minutes at my best though, and my furthest run was 11km in 70 minutes so there we go.

>>35316692
Is that the kid from the kickapoo music video

>>35316692
No, train physical fitness yourself

Joining the army all you'll train is endurance, not strength. Start lifting anon

>tab hoarding

I do this too and i hate it

I have 200 open rn, git gud faggot

>>35316686
So I am not the only one who does this