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At least you didn't tell him about the Jews

I once told my gf best friend she was a whore on my own bday party. Just stood there talking to her bf and I, completly shit faced, walked over and straight up told her I thinks she is a whore. BF did nothing, my gf did nothing. That may be my most Alpha moment ever! perhaps your experience can turn out for the better too.

>>35317683
not that bad desu, if it comes up again just say you were having a shit day or some bullshit. In my experience lieing helps.

It's shit

Originalo

>>35317612
Slow as fuck board that stopped veing funny 3 years ago

Nice board when I wanna laugh af

>>35317597
Ok kman

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Are you really going to save us from all the traps and normies ? If so, I will be glad to help you rebuild our empire. And may I ask you why are you calling yourself Jman ?

>>35317597
Kjman?
Komback

>>35317534
>like an infinite 8

and i thought my autistic observations couldn't be beaten

>>35317534
>like an infinite 8

I like your poetic simile but it needs better wording

Kill me, please SVP.

>>35317526
Is this a joke?
Orignale

Well I don't have a girlfriend, so I guess I can't do that.

But here's a bump, friend. Happy to help you shit up r9k.

>>35317526
>tfw have a gee eff now
>tfw she's a "fembot" and lives really far
>tfw haven't met
>tfw she tells me I should leave the board
Should I actually leave? Does it count if we're both r9k autists and haven't met irl?

AYO WE WUZ NIGGER KING!

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>>35317516
>Have you ever been abused?
no :(

>>35317516
>Have you ever been abused?
By who? Are we talking sexually or just general abuse?

NO REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY NOT

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>>35317496
>Top five percent on SAT
this is not nearly as hard as you think it is anon

realize that the SAT is designed for a wide range of students, there's a reason the math they put on the test is very simple

>>35317496
>Top 5%
brainlet confirmed

I can never overcome my arrest and conviction. That will always stay with me, an unbearable permanent black mark.

>>35317551

What were you arrested for? I am interested.

>>35318038
Technically, it was racketeering.

Anyway, it's ruined everything for me, and even with time, there's no way it can be expunged or forgotten about.

Find an underage hooker and kill her pimp, that or the president either way.

>>35317484
First day back on /r9k/ in some weeks and already I feel better about myself.

Thanks OP, some shitty life you've got there.

>>35317536
My life isn't shitty by any means, as I a have a high standard of life, but it feels incredibly meaningless and void.

>>35317452
>he goes on r9k
what do you even offer

>>35317471
I try to be interesting, I earn good money, I lift I can cook, I live in an ok house. What the fuck else should I have to offer? it isn't my fault women are all spoiled whores and this is the minumum for the most hideous of cunts

>>35317452
Death to holes anon

>>35317422
Oh wow there are a lot of girls in this group

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>skype
>not discord

What is this, 2015? Get with the times you old, decrepit hag.

>>35318166
There are many active Skype groups and some people don't want to go through the hassle of transferring all their contacts to a shitty new app meant for normie teens who play vidya

>tfw waited until I was almost 18 to get my license (my younger sister got it before me even)
>tfw just got my first car at 21
My parents have a deal where they pay for half of our first car. So I waited to save up as much as I could to get the most out of this deal. So I saved up enough to buy their 2,014 Malibu for half price (it's worth ~$9,600). It worked out really well since my parents had an extra car because my grandma bought my parents a car (it's basically implied this was her last big gift to her daughter/son in law before she dies), so I'm just buying the car I've been driving for a few years anyways.

Scared to drive desu, don't want to be in an accident

>>35317395

With what car?

>>35317340
Go to bed Tom

>>35317522
not Tom

>>35317691
Ok, sorry anon

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>>35317300
what sister

Tell me your story my friend. Please. This stuff fascinates ,me.

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>>35317300
>TFW your younger brother, younger by a decade, has had a gf,went to prom, and fucked a girl on tour while your a virgin