we love him
>>39266746
Get this discord shit out of here boots
oh god we love him so much
>>39266765
we loooove him though
>tfw trying to find a job
>tfw no mommy, breadwinner gf who's taller and more muscular than me, who will protect me and take care of me throughout the day and let me suck her boobies and drink milkies at night
>>39266736
>tfw trying to find low stress job
>it does not exist
>give up trying to find a job
what do i do
>tfw desperately want my high-end dream workstation/gaming PC setup that will cost $7,000
>tfw will do anything to get a job
Hey r9k I'm a girl and want some orbiters. Someone teache me how to use this discord thing and I'll show you my feet or something
>>39266517
H-hi, I've never actually managed to talk to a woman irl (except my mother and two teachers) and when I see one my palms get really sweaty and I have to look at the ground. if you make a discord and share your user ID with me maybe you could sit in a voice chat with me so I can get used to hearing the voice of a real woman? Usually even hearing a woman's voice means I have to go hide somewhere and come back later...
>>39266517
add me a w o o number 1783
>>39266517
lel fuck off roastie, you're not wanted here, go fuck off reddit
I fucking hate Chad Thundercock.
>>39266511
Chad Thundercock hates you
>>39266559
He actually doesn't.
Chad is mostly apathetic towards the robot
>>39266576
Chad has the potential to be the robot's biggest asset if they become friends
If Chad vouches for you roasties won't mind if you're a little quirky.
It's my birthday today. Can I get some happy birthdays, please?
post amazon wishlist
give us your details so we can shame you
>>39266470
I hope you suffer and die as painfully as possible
How to make the transition from NEET who never leaves the house to loving husband and father who drives a minivan and thinks about his family 24/7?
you dont because reproducing is immoral
>>39266455
Eat a bullet and roll again
This webm is seriously the cutest thing I have ever seen. I hope I can get to experience it one day.
Just tried one of these for the first time, fucking delicious. As someone who hates most beer he tries, this is one of the few that I would drink again.
Blue moons are great.
Did you put an orange slice in yours?
>>39266354
No? Is that a thing? I'll try that next time.
>>39266340
Eh. As soon as it drops anywhere below ice cold, it tastes like shit
>coworkers make fun of me all day at work
>I try to banter back a little and they think I'm funny in a weird way but they still make fun of me all the time
>have weird speech patterns and an impediment that they make fun of a lot
>also have trouble controlling my face, often make weird facial expressions unintentionally and they laugh at me
>they say I'm a creep and a neo Nazi (I hae to shave my head because my hairline is a disaster)
>it's all really making me feel bad
What do anons
>>39266215
thats bad
you speak to someone
>>39266435
I don't want to be a snitch. I think they mean well but it's just hard to banter back when I'm such an autistic weirdo that no one can take seriously.
>>39266435
bump
I'm just so tired of being the laughing stock of every group I find myself in. I think normies don't realize how much it weighs you down after you endure this day after day.
You move to a new country, wjere to and why?
>>39266148
In this scenario of language was no barrier, Norway or Finland. Also Canada. The cold is comfy is the best weather. I fantasize about long winter's. And beautiful colorful Autumn's. And vibrant flower filled meadows in spring.
>>39266148
norway
seems ok
Antarctica. I don't want to live in this bug infested,humid, people filled country anymore.
No feels /thread? Feels thread
I'll post what I have
>>39266131
Dunno what to putbut i have to put somethingto not get muted
>>39266155
#Gotta say something
>>39266233
Fuck anyio post bot
>ITT: /height/ general
Share anything pertaining to your height.
I'm 6'2'' but the only 2 countries I have lived in both have incredibly high average height. Our shortest friend in HS was 5'7'' and we busted his balls about it all the time. My anecdotal observation is that most people are 6' or above where I've lived.
Consequently, height has given me 0 advantage in any conceivable regard. I am wondering if it has any impact in countries where the average height is lower like the US?
>posting the outdated list
lmfao look at this manlet
>tfw manlet
Used to be tallest in my class. For a while.
>>39266096
>tfw my height is not even on the list
I know I should give up but still...
How does it feel to be forgiven?
I just sent messages to my bullies that I have forgiven them. One of them replied with aggression and the another hasn't replied. I'm baffled.
Post messages. What did he bully you for?
It only feels good if they were remorseful about their behavior
They probably weren't
I have never been on the receiving end and I do not intend on giving the common courtesy of forgiveness to my enemies.
Help me r9k.
I'm going to college tomorrow.
I'm nervous because I'm rooming with two strangers
Being a 5'7" skinny manlet, I've always been looked at as a weak, pseudo-socially inept nerd.
I almost don't even want to go, because I'm not sure how I'm going to manage living with one person let alone two.
Can anyone help me? How do I overcome my fears? How do I get away from this board, so I'm not here in 4 years?
>>39265941
You're overthinking things. They will probably think something along the line of "hey manlet" the first they'll see you and then forget about it. Just try to enjoy it and to atleast not make them hate you.
>>39266001
how do I make them not hate me?
>>39265941
Prepare to be raped OP. They're gonna double mouthfuck you and call you names and spank your ass and pin you down to rough you up and you will not be strong enough to fight back properly and you'll be tied down near the toilet unable to speak or see and they'll keep you there for a couple days until hopefully the cops start looking for you.
>open paint
>draw wojak from your mind
>post results
my very own abstract wojak
>>39265911
i did it as fast as possible for you op
pls no bully
looks more like eggman
Hanging yourself can't be that painful, right? The ceilings in my apartment are pretty low so I won't be able to snap my neck. What are the chances of me surviving this method?
Try holding your breath for as long as you can. Then imagine not being able to breath when you want. Then imagine having your windpipe crushed under the weight of your body. Then imagine feeling that for a minute or two, however long it takes you to pass out.
Find somewhere tall enough to break your neck or buy a gun.
>>39266538
I thought about going for a walk in the woods and finding a nice tree to climb and hang myself from but I thought it'd be a lot more comfortable if I did it in my apartment. I'd buy a gun but I don't have any money and I have a felony so that'd make it pretty difficult.
>>39267057
I'm pretty certain most people pass out pretty quickly by hanging. Plus it's probably the cheapest method of killing yourself besides jumping.
Maybe find some high place to tie a noose, that way you could maybe break your neck quickly.