>Having knockoffs with female staff after work
>They start backstabbing people, he did this, she did this
>I hate this guy (My supervisor)
>Talking shit about him
>Guy who put me under his wing, when i first started.
>I'll stick up for him when a fight breaks out as will he
>Get up
>Get my helmet, jacket and they ask where I'm going
>Tell them i don't associate with backstabbing losers
>It gets all quiet
>Leave
Why are women so fucking pathetic? They will act friendly to you to your face, be kind, laugh and joke around. Yet as soon as you leave they will say they fucking hate you.
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>>35321163
It's not just "women". It's every single fucking human being that has ever existed. You're probably too weak to actually realize this truth.
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>>35321220
Men i hang around with, and the ones at work don't do this or t the extent of women.
Fuck off, roastie.
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women are less responsible or thoughtful of the consequences of their actions because women aren't raised to take as much responsibility, aren't held morally as accountable and aren't expected to hink about moral right or good since they are seen as good by default
>tfw no gabriel gf
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>>35321133
>tfw gf (male)'s name is Gabriel
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>>35321182
girlfriends cannot be male
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>>35321226
That attitude is why you don't have one
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>do you have a girlfriend? (how do I respond to this?...I changed the subject today, but not gonna work tmmw)
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>>35321112
"not currently, I broke up with my last girlfriend 2 years ago, but been too busy since then"
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Yeah, we banged last night. You touched her when you shook my hand.
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>>35321112
Just say you're gay, you'll get showered with unwarranted and undeserved praise, people will stop disagreeing with you if they don't like your unpopular opinions, and people will stop calling you weird and creepy all the time. Worked for me.
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Is nu male just a new word for calling hipsters?
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lol, there's no way that guy is for real
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>>35321136
Oh trust me, he probably is. Met lots of those fags on uni.
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>>35321136
>he does not enjoy his girlfriend's strap on
What are you, gay?
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HOW COME MY COUSINS ARE ALL FUCKING CHADS WITH STRONG JAWLINES IT'S NOT FAIR!
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Strong jawlines make you chad?mabye i do have hope
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>>35321101
Show us your jawline.
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>>35321101
>TFW you got the recessive genes
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>year 12017 HE
>tfw no gf
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>7.15 DA
>tfw no intra-multidimensional octahydrodex quantum-onahole
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>tfw no tri-gender pyrofox bf/gf/ff
Help me, r9k. I cant find an image that can even express 1/100000000000 of what i feel. Help me get at least that.
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>>35321093
Here you go Roboto.
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>>35321093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfPrE77dzMM
Maybe this might help
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Just give up, OP. Learn to live with these feelings. Learn that you're #1. The world doesn't matter. Let it fucking burn. If martians showed up, they'd abduct you because you're the only thing of value on this stinking rock.
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>that face when to intelligent too use acronyms
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>That feel when OP didn't understand the acronym anyway
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>>35321081
never formulaic
I can't
>intelligent
too much
no memes
>I am smart
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Just build a wall oregano
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>>35321042
I don't. They deserve each other.
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>>35321042
this is a very original comment
i love original comments
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>Made into professional school after 4 years of suffering
>Pre-health is hard enough, being a robot just makes it 10x worse
>Even get a scholarship
>School is 3 hours away driving, 5 by train
>Always wanted a car and feel like I deserve a half decent used one (like around 5k)
>Parents want to set me up with a cuckmobile instead of a fun to drive car
>"no miatas are unsafe anon"
>"Manuals are too hard to drive anon"
>"convertibles are unsafe anon"
>"We're going to get you a nice SUV"
Fucking help
I just want a manual civic or Mazda 3 or something fuck
Why are they hell bent on making me miserable
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>>35321003
a manual civic/accord would actually be an optimal choice for your current situation and can be had for <5k as well. mazda 3 would be great if you could manage it.
if they can't see why these choices are pragmatic then they're a bit hopeless i'm afraid. you can try showing them numbers
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>>35321179
I've tried everything
Numbers
reviews
safety ratings
It's like they have these weird car memes that they can't let go of.
They think fucking Jeep and VW are good brands
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>>35321003
I drive a 2011 mazda 3 but it's not a manual because I'm not a pretentious faggot. It has some sort of pretend manual mode that I never use. It's a good car and I've enjoyed having it for the past 4 years.
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Anons report in with your waifus! Let's talk about them and share our experiences with the girls we're in love with!
No 3DPD or traps/boys allowed.
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>>35320979
>No 3DPD
what a degenerate
>no traps
what a faggot
here's my 3DPD trapfu
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>>35320979
I want to hit that Dek, if you know what I mean.
(I mean I would like to have a sexual relationship with her)
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tsf is mine
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Why hasn't baneposting faded into obscurity? Is there something about this meme that makes it essentially immortal?
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>>35320935
is it the only meme to have a kill count in the triple digits?
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It just brings me a smile to my face, doesn't matter how sad and depressed I am
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The blood-sacrifice in France made it immortal.
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>be me
>be a typical robot like anyone here
>in an all boy school and an aut with no friends
>realise no girls are ever going to be interested in a scrawny sub aut
>train self for 3 years to be gay (only gay porn, checking dudes out, other shit)
>move to germany from the uk at 17 to be with a dude i met online (parents didnt care, dont like me)
>everything works out because of eu laws or some shit
>hes not as much of a social degen as me but is in other ways
>legit complete each other like all the cringe high schoolers believe
TLDR just be fucking gay, life is so much easier
PS straight sex is reallllly not that good lmao
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>>35320908
The remote possibility greentext is true makes me question existence for some strange reason.
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>>35321004
idk what the point of lying on 4chan would be but alright
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Who /fapstocharactercreators/ here? I'm trying to design a character in EVE for the first time and I've already busted two nuts. I fap to my Sims and love playing K-Kisekae.
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>working on my vidya
>model female character
>"alright, it's time to make her clothes"
>waste hours taking renders of her in sexual positions while fapping
This literally become my sex life.
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Fapping to the Skate 3 character creator helped me realise I was gay, so there's that
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>>35320898
l hate this retarded hamster
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A girl is coming over tomorrow. She is leaving the country and never returning next week.
We have been great friends since childhood, but I have had a huge crush on her since we were kids. We dated for 3 months (never had sex), but she broke up with me saying we worked better as friends.She really values my friendship, we know everything about each other and have been there for each other during the roughest patches of life. However, I can't explain it but the situation has come to the point where if I don't fuck her before she leaves forever my fragile psyche will be irreparably damaged.
How do I go about making a move on her? I realize her last memory of me in person ever could be me betraying her trust and trying to fuck her but I need to do this. I need to. My soul cannot rest unless I fuck her hjust ONE time. HOw do I do this?
It cant be that hard. People manage to fuck people they shouldn't all the time with ease. Do they just go for it? Is there a system for it?
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i`m the first po`st in your thread`s u can`t do any`thing about it
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>>35320889
>never returning next week.
Don't give up hope. She might never return the week after next....
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>>35320889
Just jack it off. Why would you wanna fuck someone who's not gonna be your girlfriend?