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>>35323231
> no oil
> no eggs
> bread only

That's a much healthier meal. Oil and eggs are toxic waste.

>>35323231
Moments like these make me tired of living.

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>>35323231
>using oil instead of butter when making eggs
You disgust me anon

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Wojak numero dos

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>>35323230
I don't think the normies care about Wojak. He doesn't have the "it" factor that Pepe has. He's second banana, even around here.

>In an effort to prevent wojak from falling into the hands of normies
What are you even trying to accomplish? Swastika is the hip new thing for normies thanks to /pol/. If anything, this will make it even worse.

>>35323208
>be me
>have a big discord channel that I browse daily
>everyday a lame ass mod asks a new user who they are
>the mod always bans them even if they answer
Some people man

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cheese pizza is not allowed on a christian website

>>35323267
that's not cheese pizza baka

>>35323158
4chan is at least honest. Reddit will slam you with pm's, bans, and disgusting amounts of passive aggression if your view on something happens to trigger someone. I've had people PM me over months old comments with an essay's worth of text about why my opinion is wrong.
Just be glad that all interactions on 4chan are temporary. Sure posts are archived but no one is going to reply to your posts after a thread dies, you can let whatever negativity you encounter die with the threads and try to remember the positive interactions after they die.

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>>35323158
WELCOME BACK

oregano

>>35323158

Which sections of Reddit did you visit ??

you may get a better response on /v/

>>35323111
I don't know what makes me madder, the image you posted or the fact you got trips with it.

>>35323066
It gets pretty bad sometimes. I try to distract myself.

>>35323066
What's stopping you from meeting people anon? Get a job or a hobby that gets you out the house.

TFW the only person you get to hug are your buddies' gfs just to greet yourself, and them sometimes If you get drunk. Never hugged anyone on my own.

Seems that not even r9k can empathize with me :'(

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>>35323038
can guarantee it gets worse and worse

>tfw you've pushed everyone and everything away due to hatred, anger, and depression
>you develop delusions to fill the void of social isolation
>you lose your delusions, find yourself emptier than before, but seek aimlessly for something new to distract yourself
>distractions continue to become less attached to the purity, and goodness you believed you still held on to, and would hold on to until you died
>your hope, your faith (that tiny grain inside of you that gave you reason to believe in continuing your life) have been gone for a long time that you have a difficult time remember what hope felt like
>you continue to search for distractions, which become more fleeting and shallow and unfulfilling
>you cry yourself to sleep, knowing that the best days are over, that everyone is gone, that you have no home to return to, and that ultimately you will work as a slave, living in poverty, and it was your decision to do so, once having potential and so many opportunities

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>graduate from one of the top party schools in the country
>spend all 4 years beeing myself, going to parties, learning skills, meeting girls at every opportunity
>still somehow end up KV
>can no longer tell myself "if i just do x things will get better"
>motivation for self-improvement is gone, but the later it gets the more successful i'll need to be to balance past failures out
>spend time researching business ideas and coming up with more and more failproof plans
>if i started tomorrow and stuck with them, i could easily be middle class this year and go up from there
>but that'd only make me feel WORSE about kv status and give me one less thing to blame

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DIO YOU BASTARD

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>>35323008
Are we talking JoJo villains now because stand aside bitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9xkgcjxWQw

Damn you're dumb as hell if you missed out on teenage sex during high school

This allows me to infer that you are either really ugly or an autist, possibley both

>>35323034
Had to drop out because my mother got cancer and i would have had to repeat a grade. The school I was in was also all niggers so I couldn't even have fucked any cuties

>>35323034
Also I don't think I'm ugly or that autistic

A psychopath and a manic depressive set out to kill hundreds of people but only ended up killing 13. It was quite the boner.

>>35323026

imo their legacy isn't the actual murders they committed, but all the media shit that went on afterwards.

>>35322986
Wearing all black is pretty good, should've worn regular day clothes to make it more mysterious

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bump and stuff

This is such a sad thread that I'll give you a pity bump

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>>35323763
Just fuck my shit up senapi

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>>35322883
>prove yourself a worthy mate
>have a decent income that could support a family
>master the art of expressing yourself honestly and in that, become close to self-realization
(neglecting this step will often lead to future disappointments as you and your wife grow apart: you don't need to love yourself, just to understand yourself to be in a successful long lasting relationship)
>go to a christian college
(or any college, probably small liberal arts school, with a high engagement rate, but christian schools are obviously at the top)
>improve yourself, become healthy, start going to the gym
>check out spiritual or religious communities (even if they seem like utter bullshit)
>start volunteering for causes you believe in (could be as simple as making meals at a soup kitchen once a week)
>get a cute puppy and take that for walks in the city or at well-populated parks

(these last few aren't really about getting a woman to marry, just helping you find decent people, not sure why i'm writing any of this)

i'd say money is the most important, if you have a lot of money, marriage will be easy, the christian college also seems like a good, fool proof way of finding a conservative, marriage-able wife.

good luck out there, always remember to b urself! :^)

>>35322883
Who is she?
Pasta sauce
Oregano

hrlll everything is hell

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hell is a place on earth

org comm

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fojsai hgoly fuxking hell mplease kill me

its probably dependant on diet because the bacteria in our guts are the same im sure

Latinas

I'm Latin and every Spic girl I've been with always get's made beans and rice from their mothers

Women, doesnt matter which race.

>he has dreams that make sense
What a fucking normie, seriously you don't know nothing until each of your dreams are as nonsensical as difficult to remember

>>35322851
Life has played a joke on you. Life has played a joke on everybody. Know how life has no meaning and that your suffering is meaningless. You will no longer need to feel pain once you die. Try to find spiritual salvation before you do, however. Also cast off your selfishness; you are inflicting pain onto others whether you realize it or not.

>>35322851
>almost every thing I tell my friends is a lie
>they're friends with the me that dosen't exist
>I'm too afraid and paranoid of awkward situations to do anything
>I don't know how to get a job
>I only have a couple months left before I get out of high school and become a NEET
My life isn't the best but I know some are off worse. I take solace in that.