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>>35323833
>i dont know what sweat, oil, and body odor is

>>35323833
Because your body is dirty too, anon. It has sweaty and dirty, etc. I still can't go to sleep without taking a shower at the very least. My body just doesn't feel right without the sweet all-encompassing embrace of warm water.

>>35323833
How about you quit bitching and behave like a civilised human being?

>>35323823
Is there an single stock soldering photo that isnt wrong?

>>35323842
My fingers burn just looking at it.

>>35323823


Did you see the story of julius's bday ?

That's a trick question!
If I share thee
the rarest pepe
it will no longer be the rarest you see?

*passes*

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>>35323799
Ah yes, brother, now I see, what was once unclear to thee!

In return, I simply request, that you embark upon the quest: Give me your mildest, trashiest of the trash, and in return, I'll tell thee who it was who hurt me.

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All chats with this girl desu.

Cringe city.

>>35323712
Stop using ellipses you faggot

>>35323992
Read the op before you reply mongoboy

how did that cat become so muscular?

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>Mum solved the cum conundrum

I-i'm fucked, lads

>>35323656
He visits /fit/ daily

>>35323642
My dad gets really bad headaches if he doesn't drink his morning coffee

>>35323642
>Does coffee really get you addicted?
Not at all, for me atleast....
>What are symptoms for coffee withdrawal?
https://www.caffeineinformer.com/caffeine-withdrawal-symptoms-top-ten
Although I didn't get any symptoms when I was quitting caffeine
>>35323697
Im the opposite. I get really bad headaches if I DO drink coffee when I haven't drunk it in a while

>>35323642
I take two caffeine pills a day, and if I stop I get recked with horrible effects

>>35323534
resist I man, FIGHT THE POWER YOU CAN DO IT BABY. they cant oppress you if you smack them with a hammer, you got this my nigger

don't let Mr. F eat my tail mate

>>35323534

You don't want to fap. You're just starting to get addicted to it, so your brain is craving the sexual release, not because it feels good necessarily, but because it has to. Do no fap for just a week or two, and you'll go back to normal. Just try not to fap too much when you go back to fapping.

>>35323483
well the honest truth that people don't like to talk about, and make accuses for because it's an "unfair" subject, is that unattractive people are that way for a reason. Your genes are on a lower-tier than everyone else, and thats why the majority of people disassociate from unattractive people, they do it from instinct. Studies show that unattractive people are more prone to health problems, and have generally more difficult lives.

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>>35323483
I feel you anon.
>short manlet
>fat almost obese
>brown eyes
>cant flirt even if my life depends on it
>daily headaches (inherited)
>tinnitus (inherited)
>can't grow a beard
I don't see why I would bring anyone to a life of suffering. Anyway not like I would get a gf anytime soon.

>>35324153
start taking hgh and test if not too late

>>35323479
>fuckies
>fuck
>ies
>fuckies
>f u c k i e s

FUCKIES

FUCKDEEZ

I bet she smells awful

AH FUCKK I WANT TO EAT PUSSY SO BADLY HOLY SHIT

ninja turtle OR nicki turtle? ha ha

She stole janet jacksons outfit! bitch

>>35323476
That white toenail paint looks pretty goddamn stupid

Mine are so fucking bad. I heard that rubbing vitamin c oil or just using lemon juice on them works.

>>35323415
Forgot to say I'm taking about my dark circles.

>>35323445

i heard getting good regular sleep helps. and also drinking lots of water

You... you buy one?

>>35323385
It's Not That Simple.......Tbh

NO I WANT A BEANIE BABY

>has had a gf
>has had sex
>IM SO FUCKING AUTISTIC
>addressed to a board of people who have never even held prolonged eye contact with a woman

As far as I can tell there's absolutely no reason you shouldn't end it all. Go for it.

Because you're thinking about killing yourself for such a stupid fucking reason. You should want to kill yourself because you realize that you will always feel pain and you will always inflict pain on others, not because you're bummed about a biological instinct to reproduce that would create a brand new being to suffer in this world.

Good, you deserve all the misery you fucking slime.

>>35323301
Jokes on you I would never stand in front of a camera, interact with said girl, or even get near her. Thus preventing this situation from ever happening.

Side now: Why is everyone sweaty?

>what would you do in the situation that lacks context

i don't know retard

>>35323301
What is the situation and which person am I

>>35323244

And I thank god that I , that I finally found you .

>>35323244
let me be the one cause I'm so lonelyyyy~
take
me
home

in time you'll love me like one of your own
take
me
home

with youuuu
no one on Earth knows me like you do~

>>35323244
are you guys becoming homoerotic or something?

[So, any femanons want a daddy Dom? I am a mentor and provider type of guy who willl love you and be a gentle Dom yet with a firm, hard hand. I gained 20 pounds of muscle lately, have a high paying job, yet have a hole in my heart.

I am waiting for you princess. I will send you nightly texts and pics like this, just to make you smile, baby girl.

Hope to hear from you soon, pumpkin]