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>hook up with fat broad online
>go to her place to finally lose my virginity
>fuck her for a while
>she even says I have a pretty big dick
>don't cum
>keep fucking her
>don't cum
>"Anon, when was the last time you jerked off?"
>"This morning"
>"That's why it's taking so long"
>I lied, I spent the entire night awake jerking off and jerked off a few minutes before I left
>I've jerked off almost every day for the past seven years
>After fucking her for a while, I had to piss and my hips hurt
>I eventually just get off of her without cumming
How do I into nofap?
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>>35324539
confidence and determination. you still have much to learn.
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>>35324539
should have got her to eat your ass
she's fat so she would have done it
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>>35324539
I didn't cum the first time I had sex. I think it's normal.
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Tick tock wagie. Don't have too much fun tonight, you have to be up bright and early for monday morning.
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>>35324515
Incorrect, you filthy burden on our taxes.
I'm halfway through a 24-episode anime and will be pulling an all-nighter because binging is the only way to appreciate shows.No one said there couldn't be an intermission for fapping and checking 4chan though.
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Stupid Americans it's already Monday morning
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Fucking women. I am actually so fundamentally disappointed right now.
>me 17 year old teenie weenie
>gets job at upperclass neighborhood pool
>chubby/borderline fat
>almost all the girls try to flirt with me
>even the moms
>oh shit this is cool
>attempt to talk to them
>just small talk whilst i clean up around the pool because thats part of my fucking job
>absolutely disgusted by my attempts to talk to them
> girls flirt with me almost everyday of my work and give the same response every time
>out of the dozens of girls who do this only about 2 don't despise my existence.
>realize that women flirt with a lot of guys just for attention and validation in their meaningless lives
>super depressed and angry at my job
>these cunts all wear super revealing bikinis even 10/12 year olds
>fast forward a year or so later
>feminists attempt to destroy any male that makes the claim that women lead men on just for attention
>know this is bullshit
>fast forward to this morning
>End of church and all the young adults (18-25) go upstairs and talk about selfworth etc etc
>lone girl blatantly tells everyone how she would lead guys on just for the attention.
>the guys she did it too she didn't even like/ find attractive.
>not a hint of remorse in her speech
>her husband is obviously disappointed but she tries to subdue him with a "no baby everything's okay" look
I don't understand how women can be so cruel. I mean they aren't rothschilds, theyre the most common simps in america yet use the same amount of deceit and apathy towards people other than themselves.
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>>35324417
Bet you're wishing you took the other pill just about now.
Don't worry, it gets better.No it doesn't
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>>35324417
somehow forgot to mention i was the lifeguard.
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>>35324417
I think you're confused about what "flirting" and "small talk" are.
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Any Jewish niggas looking to talk some shit tonight?
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>>35324338
Mystery nigga here. What you want fool?
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>>35324403
Nigga, it's no mystery your faggot ass has HIV. Why are you even here?
>>>/lgbt/
FTFY
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>having friendly conversation with somebody
>suddenly turn on them and be rude/insult them
>the look in their face as they are confused as to what they did wrong
>they will probably be thinking about it for weeks
it feels so good to hold this power over somebody
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>>35324284
That's not power, retard, that's tourettes
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>>35324284
>doing this and pretending you will have any power over anyway
gtfo retard
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Anyone else here have a waifu? Does she help with the loneliness?
Mine helps a bit. When I'm looking at her I feel warm and totally OK with my life. She makes me sad too because I can't be with her.
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>>35324249
I didn't like this anime, the way the angel bullies Satania makes me feel angry
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>>35324249
I try not to focus on my waifu too much if I'm not replaying her game. I don't want to seem so autistic. I consider her the closest to ideal character made by someone else. The best example of what I look for in a girl.
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>>35324311
Satan is made for suffering. And she is the best character in the show.
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what's your average faps per day and what was your record?
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>>35324235
>1
>I don't know, 3 or 4 I guess
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>>35324235
2
9 my dick hurt really bad the next day.
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1 per day
2
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>mfw neets are the modern nobility of society while wageslaves are the peasant workhorses who pay taxes to feed the noble neets
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>>35324169
>being the despised and comfortable minority
>something to be smug about
We're not "noble" unless you decide to twist the original meaning of the word
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>>35324169
Noble savages, maybe
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>Finally create a Jewbook account
>Immediately feel a dirty sleaze bag
Why did I join the botnet?
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>>35324102
>Why did I join the botnet?
good question, why did you?
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No shame in deletion, anon. I got cucked into making one and every day is fucking shit
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Would a girl find it weird/gross if I wanted her to play with my nipples?
I'm a guy obviously
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Play with my nipples right now anon
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>>35324070
>Play with my nipples right now anon
r u a girl?
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>>35324053
not at all op, i messed around with a dude last week who loved it when i sucked his nipples, i actually find it really helpful when guys preface foreplay by telling you what they like
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What thread do you post dungeons and dragon stories on
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>>35324019
not this one, friend
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>>35324245
Ignore this guy it's this one
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>>35324019
>>>/tg/ go there we need more peeps
Pharmacists are holding back the medical field and need to be destroyed
they are a drain on resources which could be going to research or helping patients
we don't need to pay people so much to put all these little pills in bottles it's not that hard to count pills I don't care how many there are
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>>35323912
They do more than count pills. Are you that one anon that hates pharmacists?
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>>35323941
>They do more than count pills. Are you that one anon that hates pharmacists?
there are MILLIONS of people around the world who are SICK of these con artists
don't pretend like there's just a few people on this board who see how pathetic this sham profession is anon
I have no clue what you are talking about, but I am not suprised there are other anons here who hate pharmacist, I mean, who DOESN'T, am I right? LOL
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>>35323912
>not knowing the difference between a pharmacist technician and pharmacist
OP it's people like you that hold things back
I fucked up guys. I just accidentally sent "what the fuck is this" to a text group with a lot of members of my extended family, thinking it was spam. Wat do?
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>>35323910
>"Sorry, friend got a hold of my phone"
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send a followup that says "whoops wrong chat xD"
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>>35323910
>Oh no a grown adult uses bad words
Unless you're 9 why do you care?
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>jerk off to futanari/dickgirls/traps on sadpanda
>try jerking off to gay/trap/shemale porn
>feel nothing
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>tfw you've masturbated to everything at least once
I don't get people who can't fap to this or that.
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2D is perfection 3D is pig disgusting
And it's doubly true for girls (male)
I got another TINDER date tonight , I'm heading up for a 30 minute drive to her parents house where she is gonna sneak out and drink with me, I'm currently SHAVING so I can be a clean boy and get my GBP , I'll keep you guys posted with updates when I FUCK HER
https://my.mixtape.moe/wazmuc.MP4
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2 > 3 > 1 > 4 > 5
Orighandi
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>>35323899
Your eyes look so empty sushi bro, i can only imagine how many rotten roast beef flaps your herpey cock has ravished, nothing but an opportunistic scumbag fucking the lowest hanging fruit and bragging about it to virgins kekeroni
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>>35323994
Women deserve to be fucked , I'm not gonna let them rot