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>>35328370
gelderlandbot

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Frieslandbot hier.

Groningenbot

Going rather well. The big chunk is in a broad index fund, so not a lot to manage there. Some is in a private equity fund of funds, externally managed so I just check the monthly reports.
And some more is what I invest privately and manage myself. I do check those daily but it's, compared to the rest of my investments, a rather small percentage and just "fun".

>>35328398
Nice range of investment anon.

I have around 30k in diverse range of individual stock investments. Diversification is key as I'm not a massive risk taker. I understand equity's are high risk, but to lower than risk I diversify.

Around 50k is in managed funds, normally medium risk.

I have about 70k in diversified funds. Just sold off a sizeable chunk of US equities, now is a good time to sell before the inevitable Trump crash.

Quality questions, OP. Good stuff.

>>35328331
>what is google

fehauogbea

Kino is a /tv/ meme where there's flicks, there's cinema, there's film, and then there's kino.

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Not me :^)g

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>>35328336
>those matches

>tfw go to tutorials for first time
>meet classmates
>start thinking 'shit you were sperging out'
>change tutorials when I get home

i'll tell you what's worse
>mustering up all your willpower to suppress your autism for a minute, using up every trick you know to make a good first impression and buckling under the pressure of having to keep that pretense up whenever you're around those people until your performance anxiety gets so bad that you cut all ties with them and disappear from their life rather than letting them see your true self

>>35328333
>when you stop auto-blinking while trying to appear normal and not look at the ground while walking down the street

>>35328284
>naked man dancing on top of chipotle
his confidence is just lack of self-awareness

>>35328335
sounds like someone is jealous, the guy is a full on alpha chad

>>35328382
Jealous of what, a naked man climbing the aisles of walmart in a desperate attempt to make himself look interesting ?

>>35328282
Let me know if you want a beta orbiter.

>>35328282
as a 21 year old 5-6/10 also pretty rich guy, i'll give you attention of you give me attention.

>>35328389
Nah, I just want to chat with a grill on Facebook or whatever. Literally all my messages are from guys.

haham, well mdm frnd .)

>>35328231
where did you get this pic of my gf?

just offer him your holes

>>35328123
>>35328123

If he is Alpha he will always carry the conversation. My GF was like you at the start but eventually she started opening up. Give it time and make sure he is a Alpha and not a Beta.

>>35328123
jfc women are useless

I'll be sitting at home, shitposting and looking for a job.

>>35328087
>Mardi Gras?
Is that some kind of normie American spic holiday?

>>35328197
It's the Tuesday before Lent begins, you fedora tipping faggot. Also, OP, Mardi Gras was LAST Tuesday.

I have an irrational hate for bogans and australian nationlists. So, I'd piss in a bottle and shove it down his throat (even though, he's a fake-skit youtuber) I'd still fuck his world up.

>>35328142
>irrational hate for bogans and australian nationlists
fuckin shit cunt

>>35328194
get fucked you degenerate.

Here but I'd rather that than being a pathetic fag who worships women

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Please state the average/expected IQ of all those types on males in the classification.

Also, state your IQ estimate.

>>35327978
I would honestly expect omega males to fall between 130 to 150 IQ. But have an EQ of maybe 50.

hmm
desexistencialism could be caused by lsd or shrooms
it destroy your mind, hallucinations are not natural nigga
just smoke ocasional blunt ese

They're just making you delusional but if it feels the same to you there's no functional difference

Just don't act on any major ideas you get while high until you have a chance to review them sober

>>35327878
>he says please and thank you way too often

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>>35327878
>what's up anon ?
>y-you too

Muted for log(10) seconds.

>he didn't learn how to tie his shoes until 12+

>>35327865
>Kill yourself yourself

r/4chan ripoff trying to be famous you shit head?

>Be anon
>Main site is reddit
>Want to be famous

Fuck you omega boy you have average iq but low eq.

>>35328118
chill bro u sound mad

>>35328267
I guess I am. I didn't get much attention and I thought being mad would get me one. Thanks for replying bro, I feel lonely lately. I just went on random board and try to get people mad at me. When people reply me, I feel exist and real. Please don't say anything I'm pathetic and kys because I'm very depressed and suicidal.