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>>35328897

>if your lives haven't drastically improved by 25, I think you should kill yourselves.

nah

oh shit I have one more year

I'm going to take this as a challenge, anon

by next year I'll have lost 100 pounds and not flunked out of my studies

wow it must be terrible. I'm sorry for you anon, but that feel, even if it's true that you are the same person of 20 years ago, will end, you only have to wait or if it doesn't work take some therapy

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>Every day you get a little bit slower
>Every day you get a little more tired a little more easily
>Every day you get a little more older
>Every day at the back of your mind you know ...
>That one day you'll be gone

>>35328830
Who is the guy in the pic?

Become a big guy so that she can be proud of you. You're what she will leave on this planet, you are the one that will bury her and you are the person that will remember her when she's long gone. The only thing that keeps me going is the thought that if I become the a failure I will disappoint the only person who was there for me even when I was a friendless kid with suicidal thoughts.

>>35328800
steam : alluvain

>>35328800
steam: Pepe of Rivia

>>35328800
You still giving it away I would love to play it with someone

I hope so. I hope so

>>35328793
A better question would be
>do I care
And no.

>>35328807

She looked normal just a few years ago. Now she looks like a cancer patient.

>>35328730
>he also found a sitar in his mustache

>>35328730
>The beatles found LSD
fixed that for you

>>35328730
My dad used to play George's sitar music to me when I was really young

That's a really comfy memory for me

>>35328679
>ywn have all of the tech of the modern world combined with the ease and tranquility of a tibetan monastery
People are seriously chaotic just because they can be and it drives me MAD. They don't care if they senselessly inflict themselves on others because it's "funny".

>>35329716

SAVAGE AF DAT NIGGA IS SAVAGE [Laughing emoji with tears][Laughing emoji with tears][Laughing emoji with tears]

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>>35329738
AAAHHHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!

>>35328664
she doesn't have a dick

origsd

she looks old

lkkkkk

she is ugly dude

literally just have a pussy and be willing to have it pounded

>>35328659
probably kind of balance it out to neither hurting or helping 2bh

you'll make your chances better with dudes who are into thicc girls or muscles, and lower them with dudes who aren't

>>35328659
it's not for me, but there will always be someone else who is interested

Like my jaw, I'm not a faggot sorry.

>>35328621
many things are wrong with you. That's why you're on this site. We are people that have nothing stable upstairs. That's why we come here.

>>35328570
Are you a pretty female(male)?

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what meaning were they trying to convey with this

link me to one of your post :)

Honestly fuck wiz I rather deal with the shithole that is 4cuck's r9k that marinate in the pool of anger that is wiz also I don't like seeing sick fucks hurt animals so that's another put off

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You are the scourge of that board, their equivalent of a normie.
Begone, vile parasite! Leave the board alone! Do not speak of it here!

Go to community college
Get a couple jobs
Eat healthy
Save money
Workout
Graduate
Get better job
Politely decline going out
Avoid overpaying for housing
Invest money
Get promoted
Have half a million in the bank by age 30
Do whatever the fuck you want

Yes, society wants you to be a good little cog. Here's the thing: you are not important. Individually, neither of us are. So you can fly under the radar. Reject consumerism, ignore the rules, work harder than the sheep, and you can get yourself in a position to do what you want for the rest of your life.

>>35328529
>Reject consumerism
>work harder than the sheep

working harder for the sake of raising your social status is the very core of consumerism. good goy. maximize your productivity and you too can become the 1%. you're not like the others, put in maximum effort and you can be like your heroes in the newspapers. work as hard as you possibly can to secure your future.

>>35328413
Iktf

Im graduating high school in june and ever since I was young I've wanted to find a girl that I could bum it around with (that was what my uncle did)

I'm 18 graduating in a couple months, never made a plan for anything and so far have no one to share the next few years of my life with

>>35328409

How cute is your sister?

Original boriginal

>>35328409
>Why are my children such autists

-Your dad

>>35328426
Surely this story should give you an indication of cuteness or lack therof.

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Normies: the video

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>>35328376
Why?
You should be happy they are preserving the white race.

Looks shit. I'd rather stay home and play vidya.

>syrian flag AND isis flag

ok

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funni mems

>>35328402
Vanga was serbian