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I don't want to exist desu

>>35330618
Are you gonna try and stop us?

Black twitter is a mistake.

Neckbeard alert

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G And

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Ferm y

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There are only concequences for the policeman and the woman.
The bro can be ignored.
The polocemab can maybe ve used for death.

The woman must be avoided.
I will wait in the bathroom

RUN OP RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

did you make it OP?

>>35330543
Best post of the fucking week ha ha ha

>>35330538
>20s
Nigga im only 18

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>>35330538
I thought I was going to be a cool lawyer and have a family at my 28 or something

>>35330538
back to plebbit frogposting scum

Because your life revolves around it.

>>35330493
damn op that bitch's head is literally an entire shark

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>>35330493
I'm not going to take issue with your falling in love with a fictional girl, I'm guilty of the same thing myself, but what the FUCK is that thing?

Number one, it's a fucking midget. Look at that things stubby little fucking legs. It's probably like 4' tall.

Secondly, you can hardly even see its fucking face under that... fish?

What the fuck is that? Why is it wearing a fish like a hat? Who the fuck thought that was a good design idea?

Its body proportions don't even look remotely human, its ass makes it look like it has elephantitis, and it only has two fucking toes. Also, what the fuck is it wearing?

Lastly, it would fucking reek like a God damn fish, and probably couldn't survive on land.

I disapprove of your taste, anon. That thing would probably make a better fillet than it would a waifu.

How long have you guys been together?

I was like this when I first started dating my gf but now I'm over it and I trust her. It might just go away with time

One up that bitch and dump her first

>>35330415
Men disgust me, men aren't soft, I'm not gay

>>35330459
this. Have tried gay porn but it is disgusting. female (male) is different story

>>35330415
>Is a hole just a hole?
No, I tried to bang a trap on okcupid once, mostly out of curiosity. The voice, the smell, the way their skin feels, you can just tell they're not a girl. I left after one kiss and literally held back vomit for the rest of the night. I still get a little bile in the back of my throat when I think about it.

So, why don't I become gay? Because the thought of being sexual with a man disgusts me to the point of vomiting.

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nice try schlomo
oregano

>>35330413
That's a joke, right? I would literally be her slave and do anything she wants.

>>35330510
I thought you were into stacies because you're such a 10/10, stan.

I wish you were Link and dressed up in cute girl clothes.

>>35330410
The madmen, they trapped link ingame
Why? Did they decide to get sales pandering to cm?

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>>35330461
R-Really?!

Thanks anon...maybe if we all wish hard enough, I'll wake up tomorrow and I'll look like Link, and then I can wear all the cute girl clothes I want! Maybe I could even post pictures to /r9k/ as thanks!

>>35330475
I don't know, but it makes me really want to get a Switch. I'm too poor for it, though.

>>35330283
You are like a little baby. I dropped out Junior year, 1989.

>>35330290

you're almost 50 years old

get the fuck off this website

2010 for me.
I wish I could go back to when I was 18 and start again, do things right.

Fuck my fucking life


:)

>>35330239
Yes .
How else will i keep my teeth white

>>35330239
Yes you do anon if it's a planned night. Just do not over pack. You will then look weird and she may think you want to move in.

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Do normans view socialisation as a game, a means of using other people or both?

How can I interact with them in the most rewarding and positive way possible? How can I stop them from attempting to fuck me over?

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>>35330232
Go on a fast

>>35330284
I agree with the above anon, fasting is a healthy choice to make in this situation.

>Start
>weak skelly
>plataeu after three weeks
>have to start deloading
>give up

>>35330306
gomad, literally. It's easier than eating a shit load of dry food.

>>35330214
who is this vulva solver?

>>35330211
Take a damn shower.

>>35330225
We don't have water in India.