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>open random threads
>go through each thread quoting last sentence in the post, then directly under it type 'Stopped reading right there.'
>They never know what hit them.
Anyone else feeling /devilish/?
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>>35332106
>anyone else feeling /devilish/
stopped reading right there
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>>35332249
>stopped reading right there
Stopped reading right there.
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>>35332309
I think it works pretty well.
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Does edging without ejaculating still count as nofap? 2017-03-06 03:54:29 Post No.35332080
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Does edging without ejaculating still count as nofap?
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i...i need to know if i broke my streak...
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It is called nofap
And you did fap your penis
So you fail
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>>35332080
If you get hard at anytime for longer than 15 seconds you fail
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>>35332260
y-you're lying. Don't do that a-anon.
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TFW there was a burglary at my apartment complex and my neighbors thought it was me
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>>35331961
was it you, though?
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>>35331973
Yes it was, but for the rest of the thread, I'm going to deny it
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I know this feel.
Just because I live alone in my place and do my own thing they all think I'm super shady, like I'm hiding something. I'm a good neighbor, I don't make noise, I don't make trouble for anyone, and they're all a bunch of loud niggers. Talking more like YELLING, walking more like STOMPING, TV and music always on MAX VOLUME at all hours they even sleep with the shit on.
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At least you're not this guy.but maybe you will be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJNzy1rHV4
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>>35331948
Thisis correct. I'm "This." guy.
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Actually I'm this guy:
https://youtu.be/Z1-GkR8rx44
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>>35331948
right now right now right now right now
right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now
/r9k/: The better /b/?
Settle it in the comments.
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This place is garbage.
But I can't stand going to /b/
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>>35331918
I saved your image since I don't have it on this computer, so I felt it only fair to give you a reply.
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>>35331918
/r9k has trap threads lately so no.
its gonna be the same one day
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i'm a seminormie, i hang with people everyday at uni but don't have real close friends. I made out with a few girls after trying really hard at clubs, but never had sex. Girls are never interested in me. I'm decently good at pretending to be normal, but everybody thinks i'm a little weird. Is there hope for me? What can I do to get laid? I'm almost 20.
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>>35331842
So I guess you are a cyborg then? Im basically like you, I know how it feels
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There's more hope for you than 95% of people here
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>>35331842
You clearly don't belong here. Get out.
>take adderall
>heart rate increases
>drop a huge shit
>feel like I can accomplish things
>have to do homework done before I crash and put things in my butt
Wish me luck, comrades.
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what's your homework on?
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>have ADD
>can't medicate for it because I'm allergic to all ADD medication
What did god mean by this?
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>>35332009
try weed. I have adhd and getting high actually really helps me focus
Basically add/adhd having people have a dopamine deficiency so taking/doing anything that increases dopamine will at least help a little
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POST BEST REACTION PICS!!
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who here /savewithoutcontributing/
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>>35331735
kys
OG Post
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Here have a pity (you)
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>"how come you never smile anon?"
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>implying i ever get that close to a woman to be asked a question
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I never watched that anime, should I watch it?
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I don't really have much to smile about, anon
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You have died and will soon be reincarnated 2017-03-06 03:29:43 Post No.35331688
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You have died and will soon be reincarnated
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Luckily, you have been given the chance to design your next life via this character sheet. Who will you be?
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School Bathroom pass
Middle eastern
Female
40 points on speed
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Just use the love potion on a hot millionaire, and they will gift you money to live on.
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Why is speed even an option
How do you quantify personality
Why are they only 2 genders
Shitty character sheet.
I will just take the frog ring, and spend my 40 points for another frog ring
Thx
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The nightmare eventually ends 2017-03-06 03:27:20 Post No.35331649
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The nightmare eventually ends
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I'm in my mid thirties and I have reached the point where I feel absolutely nothing when I see a picture of a naked attractive woman or if I see a miniskirt wearing stacy out on the streets.
I used to jack off at least once a day but now it has dropped to once every two weeks. Even when I do it, it's more to see if the plumbing still works. I also lost my ability to have morning wood.
>my sex drive is gone
As crazy as it may sound, I miss having a sex drive even though it often left me frustrated and desperate. Now, I have nothing left to look forward to in life and the only primal urge or desire I have ever known has left me and I struggle to find something that might replace a bit of the void it has left behind. Nothing can...and life loses a lot of it's meaning once the sex drive goes away. You look at women as if they were men.
You too will eventually reach that point and as much as you hate the power stacies and roasties have over you now, you will miss having felt alive and having sexual desire.
Growing old sucks in it's own kind of way.
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Oh thank Christ. I look forward to the day when I'm no longer sidelined by urges which only cause me distress and distraction.
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>>35331649
getting "old" in your mid thirties shouldn't make you worry about whether or not a picture of a naked girl turns you on, lord fag, it should make you go to the doctor.
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This is because you are now micro-nutrient deficient.
Eat a bottle of Mg citrate and you'll get mojo back. Fast from eating meat wheat and sugar for a month (drink distilled) and do urine therapy.
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Robot Personality Disorder 2017-03-06 03:23:26 Post No.35331590
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Robot Personality Disorder
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I was researching personality disorders last night and found one that sounds very robot-like
>Hypersensitivity to rejection and criticism
>Social Isolation
>Anxiety in social situations, but the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
>Avoids physical contact
>Very low self-esteem
>self-loathing or self-harm
>Mistrust of others
>Highly self-conscious
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
>Problems in occupational functioning
>Feels inferior
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism
Sound familiar to anyone? Who else /AvPD/ here?
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>>35331590
Sounds like me oregano
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>>35331590
Is AvPD the sequel to Alien vs. Predator? If so, I don't really want to see it.
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>>35331590
Well. Maybe.
Why isn't there more information about, well, people who are considered 'losers.'
Is it too broad?
I mean, us, as robots, are losers. But we have different symptoms.
Maybe some of us have what you described. But what about others?
Autism. BPD. ASPD, ADHD, general lack of social skills. Anything that hinders us from participating in social games.
For example, I only have social anxiety because it helps me not be an asshole or a bore. It helps me with my lack of conversation skills. When I was younger, I didn't have anxiety, but everyone called me an asshole. Can anyone else relate
Is there a smartfag here who can accurately say what 'losers' are and their general traits? And a guide to stop being a loser, taking into account the most general traits of being a loser?
Even psychotherapists can't help. I've read one anon's post saying that their psychotherapist stopped treating them because they don't have autism, but they were a loser, and that she didn't know how to deal with losers
I mean, fuck, do losers have no hope and should just kill themselves?
I wish being a loser was a diagnoseable condition.
>"anon, i went into your room and threw away a load of things, it looks a lot tidier now"
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>"anon, i threw out all of those old games, i never see you play them"
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dont even fucking get me started on this. my mum did this a few years ago, she got rid of my dreamcast, megadrive and gamecube with 30+ games id collected.
luckily the game shop she had taken them to were cool about it and exchanged it back for the money they paid. but holy shit that was almost 10 years of collecting gone to waste
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>>35331565
>>35331686
Why the fuck do parents feel the need to do this? Would they like if someone just went into their room and threw out half their shit without consent?
They have no concept of nostalgia or collecting it seems, a few years ago I was literally gone for only a few days and they had my snes with all my favorite childhood games sold for like $20. Never fucking got them back either, only managed to salvage super mario rpg.
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What can l do with a biology degree?
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plant trees idunno lol
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Mention it on the application form for McDonald's.
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Work at the zoo.
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I made this thread simply to thank the anon that replied to my comment
Thank you very much
>pic related
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>>35331511
fuck off roastie
I keep forgetting about the filter
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>>35331511
Haha that was me lol xD. You got a steam? wew xD
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I bet it's a fucking niglet. A goddamn half orc.