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>For Epicurus, the purpose of philosophy was to attain the happy, tranquil life, characterized by ataraxia-peace and freedom from fear-and aponia-the absence of pain
Redpill me on hedonism.
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>>35333904
practice moderation in your hedonism, too much of a good thing will dull the serotonin etc receptors.
this is why drug addicts usually keep increasing their dosage, why some people lose interest in vidya, anime or other hobbies.
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>>35333904
Wrong place bro. Most of us here dream about living an hedonistic life style. Mr included.
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>>35333980
Doesn't that mean you need to balance pleasurable things with non-pleasurable things?
How do NEETs stay NEET then?

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I just woke up and went straight to my freezer to get the bottle of vodka

I'm only 24, am I fucked?
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if you have to ask this question, then you already know the answer.
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Staylmao senpai youre not alone :)
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>>35333892
yeah pretty fucked but hey liquor is great. I am literally counting down the seconds until i get my lunch from work and can go drink, today I think i will have an irish coffee with some cake, truly degenerate.

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I'm gonna fucking do it lads. I'm going to ask her to the prom!

Some background:
>be me 23 yr 200lbs
>drop out of school a few years, ago and have to repeat grades but finally a senior again.
>Have crush on 18 yr cheerleader.
>she teases me probably (flirting) calls me a loser etc.
>usually in front of class.

But I looked online at some pickup stuff, and I think I am ready to finally ask her out. Wish me look guys!
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>23 years old
>in highschool

Doubtful. After 20 they keep you out and just tell you to go get your GED
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>>35333791
>wish me look guys!
look guys! this fatfuck is gonna kill himself soon, swear down lmao
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>>35333891
Why would I do that I'm going to prom

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What's it like to have a tumblr gf?

I don't mean SJW landwhales. That'd be like assuming everyone here is a 400lb russian hacker.
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i would assume that it would be like any other girl just that she would annoy you with her politic shit every now and then
kv here though so maybe worse maybe better?
shit why do you even ask that here
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>>35333774
>That'd be like assuming everyone here is a 400lb russian hacker.
cyka blyat
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>>35333774
As long as you aren't a literal racist, associating with tumblr people isn't actually so bad

I mean, it COULD be, sure. There's extremist in every group, but there are also more mild people too

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I EAT NOTHING BUT RICE EVERYDAY AND EVEN THEN I EAT IT SPARSELY THROUGHOUT THE DAY. MY LEGS ARENT SHRINKING AT ALL
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>been on HAHFHC (high alcohol high fat high carb) diet for the last year
>lost 50 pounds and reached normal BMI, but got fatty liver high cholesterol and doctors say my BP/heart rate is unhealthy as shit
never fall for meme diets
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>>35334033
WHY THE FUCK DID THAT SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO YOU?
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>>35333698
EAT VEGGIES YOU MONG

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>"Eww Stacy guess what? There's a creep on the bus near me... Omg he just looked in my direction! Why can't ugly people just die?"

wat do?
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>>35333641
'literally who gives a shit' and return to thoughts

she's not pretty to me anyway
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>>35333683
doesn't matter if she's pretty. it's even worse when ugly girls think they're better than you
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>>35333958
I think that shit's hilarious.
Like a little kid threatening to beat you up.

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How do I apply for mental disability bucks?
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>>35333613
Full gallery here.

https://imgur.com/a/OyOid
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>>35333613
Fucking gooogle it
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>>35333642
Thanks for the link, friendo.

Any of you got any experience with this? Words of advice?

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You guys had some great criticism and advice and praise last time I posted one of my videos. We did a review on the Subway meatball sandwich. What do you guys think? https://youtu.be/t0G-QmiC3oY
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We trimmed a lot of fat from the format, I know the review can be better, we want to rent a phantom to do real slowmo but it's fucking outrageous.
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I'd like to work on getting the review more interesting.... I dunno I feel like its just rambling for a minute then interesting content.
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>>35333596

9/10 man, it's perfect just double the volume on that shitty techno music and you're 10/10

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>go to the gym 3 times a week
>spend entire workout fighting the urge to either cry or REEE
>spend more time around Chads and Stacies than I have in years
I'm so glad I started exercising again!!!1!!11one!!!
>Lifting will make you less miserable
they said
>You'll feel less like living garbage
they said
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>>35333561
Calm down Vir
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>>35333587
What the FUCK is a Vir????
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Is there really not a SINGLE other robot that has felt tbe /gym feels/? Maybe I should have just fucking made a Fembot thread if I wanted conversation. Is that what this board is now?

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Who else likes big dongers? I mean they just look so good and happy in pants but releasing the beast is the best plan
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>have 8 inch penor

But

>Curved
>uncut
>Darker than the rest of my body
>Patchy weird dark spots
>Ugly veins
>Generally ugly

Fml
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>>35333638
show penor and body anon
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>>35333638
Show it faggot penor is probably tiny

>35333333

who got it origonalioliolio
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dumb ass op holy fucking shit

>35333333
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>>35333333
FUCK THIS BOARD
ORIGINAL

jeksksdosiqpdpcjsqlak

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>tfw born in third world islamic shithole
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>>35333498
Just move out of London man
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>>35333513
That's impolite pal.
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>>35333513
>he thinks I live in UK

EVEN UK IS BETTER THAN MY COUNTRY

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Anyone else have shitty friends?

>Grow up in a rich family
>Be objectively richer, more educated and have better looking girlfriends than my friends
>Never advertise it or anything
>Even buy them shit from time to time
>They still shit on me all the damn time and act superior to me

Shit sucks mang.

I'm the butt of a lot of jokes for some reason and even though I've been nothing but nice I've been backstabbed numerous times by them.

I even got my lawyer to bail one of them out of jail and 2 weeks later he's spreading rumours about me and trying to fuck the chick he knows I'm interested in. After a shitty half hearted apology he thinks he's my friend again.

These guys I've known for ages too, since we were kids, so if I ditch them I'll have no one else.
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It's obviously better to have nobody else you normalfag.
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>>35333464
You know what to do

Travel to some 3rd world shithole and "find yourself"
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>>35333464
I know that saying "they're just jealous" has become a typical dismissal, but they are probably jealous of what you have and resent you for it. When you buy them things they might see it as you flaunting your wealth (something they don't and will never have), instead of seeing it as a friendly gesture.

I grew up upper middle class so to me, money is only important if you can't pay bills. To people who grew up poor, it's an incredibly important consideration in their lives and decisions.

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"Anon, I know how obsessed you are with Mei from Overwatch so I talked to my Asian busty female friend and she agreed that she will have sex with you while cosplaying as Mei. How cool is that?!"
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Gas yourself you weeb virgin
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>>35333458
Now THAT is a punchable face if I've ever seen one.
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Does anyone else feel like there would be a catch to having a girlfriend allow a threesome with another girl? In a way you would essentially owe her a fantasy which could be a MMF threesome that I would not be comfortable with.

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Ayo hol up, @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!

Ooooga babooga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if

Okie doke!
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>>35333452
lol hes black
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>>35333452
embarrassing that he thought so highly of americans
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lol hes smarter and more successful than youll ever be. but lol hes black., u just a jealous basement dweller. actually i think anytime someone makes fun of anyone theyre jealous on some deep level

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