ALERT
ALERT
ALERT
HOSTILE NORMIE FORCES ARE INBOUND TO BETA STATION 13
ALL N-E-E-T FIGHTERS TO BATTLE STATIONS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>35334829
TENDIE LEADER SIX
IM HIT
I NEED TENDIES ASAP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35334908
>KSSSSHHHHHH
wober dat tendie weader siz tendie pwane inboub wif tendies an saucies
Microwavable mountain dew battalion report
>tfw the Chad you hated in high school got arrested for having Cheese Pizza on his computer
>>35334827
you're originally next
>>35334827
>Chad is even taking the underage girls
>>35334827
>mfw my bully Chad killed his mother two years ago
>Looks
>Money
>Status
>Looks
>Money
>Status
>Looks
>Money
>Status
>I WANT TO IMPRESS PEOPLE I WHO I DON'T IDENTIFY WITH, DON'T RELATE TO OR DON'T SHARE ANYTHING WITH
>>35334840
>I want sex and validation, the reason humans do anything.
>>35334858
>I want sex and validation from people who I don't respect and don't care for
>tfw you accidentally sucked a cock
>tfw accidentally anal sexd
>tfw accidentally suck my dad's dick and let he cum in my mouth
>>35334802
>accidentally sucked a cock
What's with the explosion of outright gayfaggotry on 4chins over the past 2 years or so?
Is it the creation of /lgbt/ that has backfired by making them feel too welcome here, or could there have been organized raids using our own "meme methods" to further their own homo-agenda by forcing shit like "le traps are not gay, feminine benis xD" 24/7?
I mean, you'd think at least a third of the people here are full blown homos nowadays.
>>35334785
Its because sexuality is being explored far more nowadays, and generally speaking if you live in a first world country no one cares if you're a legbutt anymore
>>35334785
LGBT is safe. Faggots need a NSFW forum to shit up instead of this one. On the other hand, there are faggot threads that belong here. Like people going faggot because TFW no gf.
>>35334825
How the fuck do your even "explore" your sexuality? Either you see a man and think "I wanna get his crusty shit all over my dick", or you don't. If you even feel the need to try to be sure then you're already as gay as it gets and any further testing is moot.
Dear A,
It took me years of being delusional to see you for the disgusting whore that you were.
You're my biggest regret in life.
I'm glad the delusion is finally over and I am now able to move on.
-J
>>35334728
Dear OP,
We have this thread every day and I've long since grown sick of it.
Everyone who posts in it only wants to talk about themselves and nobody cares about anyone else's letters.
Dear silent reader,
Fuck off and do your work.
Signed,
The undersigned
Emily
You should have told me about your personality disorder from the start so I could have avoided you.
-D
Dear J,
I miss you
-S
>tfw developed huge momdom fetish and fantasize about scenario's where I'm being made to lick my mothers feet and she beats my face and uses me like a punching bag
>but never imagine my actual mother in any of this
Why?
I mean why as in why do I have this fetish not why do I not imagine my mother in it, as she's old and veiny.
>>35334700
>I want to fuck my mother
>lol but not my real mom
Sounds like you're a little bitch faggot who is underage
>think I've got a nice face, just too skinny to attract girls
>create a tinder account to test my theory
>only one match after a week and she stopped responding after 5 messages
Confidence destroyed
>>35334685
>allowing an internet app to crush your self-confidence
You're weak. That's why.
>>35335139
It's not the app, it's the women behind the app that are crushing my confidence
>>35335248
stfu you homo
I'm done with this website after today. I think it's done me a lot of harm over the last 8 years and I think it's time to leave.
I'll miss you guys.
>>35334666
good triples. good luck out there. Stay safe.
You probably thought I was a hafu fembot in the other thread huh
>>35334666
You don't have to leave anon.
You just have to realise that half the posts here are ironic.
It's way more fun once you do.
Give me some recommendations for music. I have no taste. Entry-level tier. Struggling with motivation lately. Help me. No weird stuff like just sounds yet. I dont usually keep track of stuff I listen to and so I'm a pleb, but I usually listen to rock, electronic, jazz, anything that fits the mood. I would go to /mu/ but i'm too anxious so I'm here.
>>35334648
Shibayan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BaoQweD8Ss
allow me to recommend the front bottoms
Great pop punk/rock group
Or if you want something more electronic CHVRCHES is always a great choice imo
>>35334648
Same boat, so I'll keep this open too.
>message femanon
>get no response
>>35334608
>feels guy
Tumblr needs to be fucking deleted
>>35334660
Everyone outside of this place calls him feels guy
Fucking normos
HES NOT CALLED FEELS GUY DAMMIT
tfw traps dont even exist irl
>>35334570
they do
t. brazilian
They do, but they also have standards.
They "do" but they're not passable, and you'd have to willfully ignore the obvious signs that he's a male
>skipping classes and living the NEET life for a day
Feelsgoodman
>>35334529
Get back to school you normie
>>35334529
>skipping classes
That's a feel I sure do miss desu senpai
>>35334529
>falling for that neet meme
anon...
Is ODing on drugs the ultimate robotpill?
You will never legitimately(without drugs) feel that good and once you do, you've experienced the best this world has to offer.
yup if i wanted to off myself i would drink myself to death or overdose
you will likely not even be conscious while dying and have a great time before that seems to be the best way
>>35334520
Well, you have to first pick a drug that you like first and then see if you can OD on it. Unlike alcohol if you take enough of the drug you'll be sober when you're dying
>>35334562
Unless you're some hot shit, chugging a bottle of Everclear before you pass out on your back choking on your vomit, it's pretty hard to do
Sometimes when I masturbate to crossdressing yaoi on sadpanda, I think about fucking the traps and teaching them a lesson for being gay.
Tell me, that's pretty gay right, but when I look at 3d it feels disgusting and awful.
I feel like I fell for the meme
u aint found the good 3d yet
>>35334506
I already tried, I'm very picky at about porn, even saved URLs when I masturbate
Trap yaoi is not yaoi at all. The art is too good