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>>35335440
35
neet
~25K last I checked.
I had more a few years ago but I bought a piece of shit house.

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>>35335440
>18
>no
>currently less than 10 euros

>30
>49 k
>3500

Fucked...

>>35335438
You know what you need to do. Godspeed, Anon.

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>>35335438
drink some whiskey, listen to nostalgic music, start writing things down to try to force logical thoughts/stay on a singular path, light some candles, wear your comfiest clothes, drink tea or coffee, try to discipline your mind to not fall in to destructive thought patterns, meditate, etc

>>35335438
>tfw you're waiting for the manic insight but it's not coming and you don't know what to do
Let's trade OP I am so painfully normal feeling
I feel like I'm slowly boiling in a crock pot. It's a barely noticeable sensation yet I know it's happening all the same.

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walk slowly crossing the road

as an added benefit you might die

>>35335404
Take photos of them in public

Make it very obvious you're doing so, but stay at a distance so you can escape easily and quickly without being identified

Manspreading.

oregami

>be pawn
>be used as sacrifice
>opponent doesn't take bait
>move up again even more juicy death awaits
>still alive
>move up again
>suddenly queen

who exactly is playing this game because they seem kind of dumb

>>35335423
Gross. I hate illuminati I hate grand witches they are creep!

>>35335261
It's okay, I suppose.

>>35335261
He's like "end my suffering".

>>35335261
Youre gonna eat it aint you?

>>35335085
Same to be honest famalampie.

>>35335085
re roll, so I can journey back into the void tonight.

>>35335085
I can feel quads on the horizon

You should feel lucky I fail to the "I'm not a robot" test.

>>35335040
when i was in 7th grade my dad told me you better hope your sister does good in school because she will have to support your stupid ass

>>35334998
Multiplying fractions- multiply numerator by numerator, denominator by denominator, simplify.

Dividing-take reciprocal of denominator, multiply it by numerator. See above for how to do that.

>conservative step parents found my sisters penis

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>>35334956
kek'd at image/quote contrast. schopenhauer is definitely /our guy/.

That's a cute kangaroo

>>35334920
hmm. quaint.

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>>35334920
>tfw 4chan pass

lol omg rofl lmao xD i nevER notice it before baka desu senpai toasting in le epin breead

this is so cute!!! go to the baby shower for the free cakes and sweets, be nice and socialize a little, then go home and feel good about getting out. you got this, anon!

>>35334964
Doesn't this sound awful? You're better off staying at home.

>>35334915
Everyone already thinks that you're gay so it doesn't matter. Go and be sure to bring beer or bud.

What would that kink be anon

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>>35334967
Men getting bitten/constricted by snakes

All the pron with snakes is about women

>>35334911
>>35335035
jack off to tv shows and movies for kids, then
who cares

>>35334903
alright anon, see you tomorrow

>>35334903
It's still better than every other website on the internet, trust me.

>>35335241
Shut up smug cunt.

>>35335360
I can't believe that anymore.

The entire place is fucking filled with shills, and at this point in time it's hilariously obvious.

I feel like the entire site has been fucking infiltrated. What began almost a decade ago is finally reaching its endgame.

>>35334898
How old are you two? Are you doing better in life now?
Would you ever consider having sex with her?

>>35334982
I'm 19 now, she's 25. Doing a bit better, still taking anxiety and asthma meds

As for your second question, I would never want to do anything that would hurt her or make her feel vulnerable and scared of her, I love her too much.

>>35335049
Glad you're doing better, sound like you two have been through a lot.
What if she started flirting with you, would you go along with it?

ITT: I can't think for myself

>>35334867
I hated life until r9k opened my eyes

>>35334867
>was unhappy before
>found 4chan
>became more unhappy
>realized why I was unhappy
>realized my unhappiness is impossible to fix and will last with me throughout the entirety of my life
>semi-acceptance of my state in society

I understand why things are the way they are and there's no way to fix anything, but I still get a little peeved.

>one chance at life
>born with a huge penis
>zero sex life

>>35334864
Being a dicklet makes your sex drive 100x better, honestly it's a shame you were born with such messed up genes anon.

>>35334878
I have no complains about my sex drive tho.