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>those thirty minutes after you cum where you no longer wish you were a girl

feels good man
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Very accurate feel.
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>>35335831
yeah imagine having that feel always
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>>35335831
>>35336068
>his moments of clarity lasts longer than 5 minutes
bunch of non-degenerates get off my board

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>tfw there is no misaki to save me
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>>35335690
she'll be there soon, anon

just keep waiting
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>>35335704
10 years have passed.
Not a single person is coming.
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>>35335704
i've waited so long

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ASMR is for reptilian brained narcissists who are borderline psychotics willing to kill

prove me wrong
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>>35335666
psychotic = delusional
psychotic =//= psychopathic
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>>35335666
I watch mommy roleplay ASMR nearly every night and sometimes while I play video games

what is wrong with me
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>>35335944
>listening to bestiality ASMR while watching claymation movies on mute

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Has anyone ever contacted the various people Elliot Rodger refers to by name in My Twisted World?
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>>35335664
i dont know but its good to see a elliot thread, bump
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When is the case getting wrapped up?
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>>35335699
>>35335719
I'm pretty sure this is Elliot's housemate at one point:

face book / chris.rugg.9

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>be driving home from shop
>got my bottles of wine and smokes
>feeling good for tonight to sit and get drunk alone as usual
>put my fav tay tay tracks on the radio with my fm transmitter
>blasting Wildest Dreams and singing loudly along
>stop at lights
>didn't notice two stacies pulled up in the lane next to me cause i was in my tay tay zone
>i look over quickly and they are literally killing themselves with laughter
>they roll down their window and shout things at me
>making gestures singing into a hairbrush
>oh god feel so emasculated
>point and laugh continues until lights go green
>drive home crying

Why are girls so mean? Fucking making fun of some dude they don't even know for singing? Goddamn 3d roasties I swear.

Don't even want a 3D gf if that's how they act.

2D>3D don't every try and get a gf bros. they are mean as hell :(
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>>35335656
That's what you get for listening to shit music
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Not even a roastie and I laughed just imaging you sperging along to your tunes.
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>>35335656

I would love to be by your side singing along and sperg out.

And when the moment I see the girls I take over the show so they can laugh at me and you can laugh at me later when they drive off and we just keep on singing together.

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It is with a heavy heart I type this final goodbye.

In the beginning, I was a robot, a kissless virgin NEET, unable to talk to anyone. But things have changed, I got into a uni, and joined a load of societies for gaming, tabletop roleplaying etc. and landed myself a cute dutch gf who loves to fuck, before I landed her I started going to bars with friends and hit on Staceys, and talk to people in hallways at uni and shit like that. I fear what I am becoming, I am turning into a normalfag, possibly even a Chad. It is for these reasons I do not belong here anymore. Goodbye /r9k/, I'll always remember you.
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>>35335621
Godspeed op, sounds like you're gonna make it
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get out

originaliolio
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Good, fuck off normie.

originalestcomment

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when did you realise you lost the life lottery?

>just be confident
>just start lifting
>just pay attention to what you wear
>just b urself :^)

fucking normies... i just want to be happy and loved senpai...
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seeing really ugly manlet/asian/fat/acne covered/big nosed faggots with lots of friend and talking to stacies in college, talking about parties, generally having lives. while that stuff is all so impossible for me i wouldn't dream of it. at this point having a "friend group" is unthinkable for me
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>>35335640

trust me its even worse to be in a friend group... at least when you're alone, you're alone. but nothing feels worse than being alone around a group of people who can't even begin to grasp why you are the way you are.

>never being the first person on someone's mind when they need a friend

>never being taken seriously

>always the strawberry pudding when they're all out of chocolate

im not even ugly or short or fat senpai. im just an average looking guy with severe self esteem and anxiety issues who needs the attention from other people to feel loved.

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Especially when their kids are around. When I walk by and glance at them, they always frantically shout something like "get back over here, (name)". Or say "let's go".


Maybe I just don't smile enough. I assume I look creepy as crap. I do have poor posture. Though I'm not bad looking, and a pretty average guy.
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>>35335566
She's Isis u no
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>>35335566
that happens to me too whenever i go outside, the neighbors across the street have a few little girls that play around in their drive or on the street, and whenever i go out for a walk or to smoke (pretty frequent), almost without fail, the mother calls them in for a few minutes...


really makes you think.

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>EAT IT ANON!
what do?
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Go away. I'm not a fucking cannibal
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What kind of men does Lacy fuck? Are there feminist Chads?
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>lacy will never sit on your face and make your eat out her ass

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God damn it I wish I lived in a city instead of this small ass town

>no money
>closest jobs are like 40 miles away
>only option is fast food or retail
>no car
>no bus comes here
>in the city there's hundreds of entry level jobs
>you can wait tables do security or be an uber driver

Life is shit
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Any tips for someone making the opposite change in location, city to small town? I already have a secured high paying job to the area I'm going to though.
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>>35335552
>Life is shit

no shit sherlock
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>>35335552
Same here. I just moved from a city of over a Million people to a small ass town of 3,000 people. Life is definitely shit and even more living in this god forsaken town. Everything is too far away I can't get a job so I can get out of here. I have no one to talk to and everyone is either a fucking hick or a fucking normie. I hate this life and this fucking world. God hates us all

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>too depresed to eat
>music start sounding like noise
>Im feeling like Im rotting
>head always hurt
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>>35335494
Get some sleep,start drinking only tea or water,go outside to get some fresh air.It helps me.
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>>35335494
this is only the beginning
>cant get out of bed anymore unless you crawl onto your computer chair (next to bed) and lift yourself onto it
>drink extremely high dose coffee to feel awake
oh boy
this is gunna be fun
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>>35335494
Start listening to harsh noise and power electronics music

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>tfw trying to hold the hurge to give a blowjob to the pizza delivery guy

It's not gay if I'm horny, r-right?
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>>35335485
No you are just gay.
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>>35335485
OP.
You.
Are.
A.
Fag.
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>>35335485
You are scum.

fag

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Is there a single man on earth who can defeat Chad?
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>>35335483
only a turbochad can defeat a chad but then who stops the turbochads?
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Chad can only defeat himself
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>>35335483
underrated post desu.

The only man who can defeat Chad, is Chad himself.

Do girls nowadays have higher standards than they did before social media and internet celebrity culture?
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Do guys nowadays have higher standards than they did before social media and internet celebrity culture?
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>>35335515
No. Do girls nowadays have higher standards than they did before social media and internet celebrity culture?
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>telling children they can have anything they want
>be suprised they turn out spoiled
I don't know what we were expecting.

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tfw an hero'd but cuck roommate found out and called 9/11 got you revived and sent to the hospital and nuthouse for 3 days
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>>35335461
what a faggot flatmate
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>>35335461
Sorry anon you've got to become a productive member of society
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Would you try it again Op?

Don't give up.

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