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>>35336772
>get woken up by some random noise at 7AM
>about to drift back to sleep
>brain goes "hey remember that humiliating experience from 16 years ago?"

>taking a walk outside to get some fresh air and exercise
>the first 20 minutes is nothing but me reliving my childhood and adolescence and young adulthood

>making a sandwich
>remember that time that kid has his dick out

I hate those "why am I remembering that right now" moment

>>35336844
How old are you?

avocado snowmobile

>>35336914
31

I realize now that a sentence like "hey remember that humiliating experience from 16 years ago?" means nothing to the average robot since 16 years ago they were still learning to walk and to use the toilet.

>>35336714
would you kindly elaborate

It speaks for itself.

The first few pages are enough..
>http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/140562/Rice_-_The_Claiming_Of_Sleeping_Beauty.pdf

>>35336979
I'm not going to read that, and assume it's raping a comatose girl.

>>35336684
So THIS is what Chad looks like?

Why does having hobbies make me better than Chad?

>>35336684
Because like most men/people, I get sexual urges and would like to satisfy them in a woman's vagina. Or maybe the butthole of a qt feminine trap.

I just got a job cashiering at Walmart so I'm thinking I'll set aside a monthly budget for backpage girls

I wish people spoilered there porn too. I love the reaction images but i'm in public or trying not tomjerk off sometimes.

no sorry boyo

phreshen up ur kawffee hun?

>>35336638
yes, she's not shortening honey the way middle-aged women tend to. She has mistaken your for a Hun

>>35336614
I've also been constipated, but no blood.
I suggest a doctor vist for you.

>>35336614
Did you take a whole bunch of laxatives and fluids? Or did you just squeeze it out whole?

>>35336636
I went last fall and got a colonoscopy. I have hemorrhoids, but he said not to worry.

Get back here immediately let us know how it went. The transnormification will set in fast.

>>35336613
I lost my virginity before entering /r9k/.

>>35336613
>I'm about to lose my virginity. I finally made it, guys

Don't count your cherries before they're popped, anon.

>you'll be back
>you'll still be a virgin

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>>35336610
reverse psychology. i'm something of an exhibitionist on the internet, sending nearly-illegal videos to my email contacts, or posting streaming videos of myself jangling my taint, or sodomizing myself, on popular image boards. another thing i do is send out personal information on inappropriate places on social media (i.e., give out my phone number on a band's fb page, talk about my birthday and location on anarcho-communist group pages). ultimately, i am fighting gov't surveillance by creating so many webs of ludicrous data, that I have become almost perfectly understood, or so they believe. I just come across as this exhibitionist who has nothing to hide, but secretly, everything i'm actually doing is supported by off-the-grid servers, on an underground "internet" community that has roughly 2,000 members total.

>>35336777
trips of truth.

shitpost the government to death.

>>35336610
I really don't give a shite

does she know its lsd?

>>35336593
Ask her if she's taken any of your mail to find out f your address is burned or she's just being a hawk and then either try again and be more with it or come up with a different strategy if your address is burned.

>>35336642
idk, she didnt said nothing. i suppose he does, she did some things in her time

>>35336573
You have to be tough and callous towards betas or they will keep up their pathetic behavior

>>35336573
To be fair, the Mia Khalifa tattoo looks really shitty

>>35336624
it's pretty accurate, Mia is just an ugly girl

but she is right, marking your body with ink of someone you've never met is crazy

>>35336520
Not anymore, everything is fake and full of honeypots now ^^

>>35336520
normalfags like to pretend that the deep web is the crazy illegal hacker safe space, when in reality it's just the same as the normal internet, plus drugs and gay ass fanfics about people fucking tigers

Not for Adderall, the price is way to high on the prescription stuff. And the cheaper Adderall is home pressed with meth. Just get a prescription.

>>35336492
Protect your sister, don't let her hang out with degenerates.
How old are you?

>>35336527
I was 16 at the time, it was a couple years ago.

>>35336492
>we
we who, faggot?

>>35336439
is budha just some fat guy, how does he preach about self control if he cant self control his apetite

>>35336896

http://hivelogic.com/articles/buddha-statue-identification/

>>35336896
Exactly!
Who makes/made those hoax religions?

>>35336389
I want there to be someone when I talk to myself, so I can pretend I'm not that crazy.

>>35336389
Adrenaline rush.
Hugging,kissing,leaning on your shoulders,sex,making out all of this gives the rush.
Also it sucks to be alone no matter how much you deny it.

>>35336389
So I can feel less alone...
Male friends are probably the way to go tho

>>35336358
>Implying Little Ceaser's isn't NEET tier pizza

>>35336358
>mom keeps getting Little Caesars because they're cheap
THEY ALSO TASTE LIKE SHIT QUIT BUYING THEM YOU WHOOOOOOORE

>>35336358
>when mommy makes hamburgies instead of chicken tendies for lunch