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WHERE DO YOU FIT? orhabvthb

This year's heat wave is going to be genuinely unbearable.

>>35338891
I don't fit anywhere here.

I have a career and ambitions but I am completely uninterested in women and society.

>>35338814
I'm a 27 virgin but a lot of this stuff is unreasonable, anon. I hope that deep down you actually know that.

>>35338814
Last 3 are red flags actually.A women into 'guy' things is just attention seeking for orbitors and chad

>>35338814

you could boil it down to:
>ugly
>low self-esteem

They would still jump on chad's cock in a heartbeat if given the opportunity,

Story time from USA

>get really drunk
>call up an escort
>some puerto rican girl
>penis has trouble fitting in so she says she's going to go to her car to get a lubricated condom
>VROOM
drove off with my money
but I still had a boner and hadn't learned my lesson
>immediately called another one
>she's like two hours late
>and like 15 years older than her picture and not very attractive
>probably some variety of addict actually
>have disappointing sex
>she tries to leave before time is up
would not recommend

>>35338801
Im from the US but I saw a hooker when I went to Switzerland. I chose there instead of going over into france or germany because the sex business is well regulated in switzerland, they get health tests checkups and have regulations sorta like the porn industry so i felt i had a better chance of getting someone nice and clean and low risk of aids.

It took close to a week and a half to get the courage up while i browsed the girls at all the local brothel websites. Finally i found my perfect mommyfu thicc hooker that came in for the week.

Go to the brothel made do with my limited german, lineup comes through one by one my mommyfu comes in shes great. She speaks english which was great. Nice red hair, she was a bit chubbier than the pics suggested but it was fine.

We sat in a room and discussed specifics, what i wanted time etc. decided on 45 mins. Pricing is pretty standard and all brothels have the same pricing and menus due to regulation so no negotiation. Paid in euros it was i think 100. I dont really remember. It was the last thing i cared about since i was finally going to fuck a woman.

I showered we started hugging and kissing i was nervous and asked for a massage for some reason. I paniced. Mostly so i could get comfortable with her touching me and i dont have to look at her. Finally got comfy we kissed more played with her tits. She then gave me a decent bareback bj. It felt weird. Not as good as I had imagined. Just sort of a wet feeling. Not really tight. Sort of strange. I have no idea if she was good or not. She wasnt super enthused. My dick isnt very big but she didnt really go deep with it. Just sort of blew the head and halfway down the shaft. Fine. I tap her and i lay back down. She puts a condom on me and a large squirt of lube for her pussy. My dick wasnt exactly very hard sorta rubbery with rhe so so bj so it kept deflecting when trying to put it in. Awkward. Finally get it in and she starts riding me. cont.

>>35339675
Go on
Originalopahf

Haha what a loser, i have sex everyday with a big ol hunk of silicone

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>>35338731
I fuck grapefruits everyday

>>35338731
>assumes that having sex stops you from being a loser

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What do you think the life-expectancy of these people is?

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I'll get here at some point.

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>There is no fucking chair.
I lived without a computer chair for about a year.
Not fun.

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>>35338589
That's better than the time I had to tell the lady doctor that I had a Nintendo DS Stylus in my rectum.

>>35338589
No she didn't, she was smiling at how pathetic you are. She was LMAOing inside.

If you think this is what a Chad feels like you must be one sore loser. She was having a laugh at your expense.

nice blog you cancerous faggot

>>35338546
Who the fuck sings in the middle of a class?

>>35338546
So nothing fucking happened? Wow

>>35338543
source


lkjhgfdsa

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>tfw he got arrested for drawing traps and will never finish the story so they can live happily ever after

>>35338705
where does he live that you can be arrested for drawing traps?

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Chill medium-sized dogs are the best

>>35338553
I love all dogs besides Cocker Spaniels

>>35338541
they even have the JUST hairstyle

>>35338504
You have some kind of health issue, go to doctor

>>35338568
Will I get a disability and get neet bux

How did you qualify?
What are your monthly expenses?
What is your current savings?
How much govt money are you getting a month?

>>35338488
If I go to Denmark and explain that I'm clinically retarded and that I'll kill myself if I have to go back to the states, will they let me stay?
What if I don't talk to anyone? What if I pretend to be non-verbal? Will I get to stay in one of your facilities?

OP abandoned thread.
So much for AMA.

Does your partner actually like you or actually putting effort into it? It feels heavenly.

Is your partner only doing it out of pity and laying back like a sex doll? (pity sex from someone that just pulls down their pants and bends over a bed until you're done) It feels okay.

>>35338487
Just feel under your tongue

>>35338531
But I can't feel under my tongue with my dick.

Nice trips.

Your post is retarded though. Aren't skellys robots? Since when is robotism defined by weight?

>>35338333
Man tits is just lazyness in comparaison to stuff like pectus carinatum/excavatum

>>35338333
>trying to marginalize people so that they fit your own self views.

What a normie thing for you to do.

Shorts are for women and children only.

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>>35339126
Shorts are for operators only

Depends entirely on the size of the short/pants.
Long shorts or baggy pants, and you look like scum.
Mid-thigh length shorts and well fitting jeans are the way to go.

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Sea of oregano

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Trying to post oc for you bots

>cats
>comfy
they poop in the house