>Why are you so shy anon? Start taking your clothes off, we don't have all day you know
How awkward is to lose your virginity to a hooker? Do you like shit the next day?
my hooker experience is found here. my penis had never been in a vagina previously
>>35338943
No.
I tell you what to do.
>>35339258
It was pretty awkward but the moment you get into the room with her, it's the point of no return: just take your clothes off, fold them and place them somewhere near. If she's nice she'll help you out, and maybe even tease you a little bit.
By then hopefully she'll start to suck/play with your dick until you get hard. If she doesn't just tell her to.
Then she'll put a condom on you and fuck. Her on top riding you (easy mode and you can play with her tits), doggy (my tip is for you to be standing on the edge of the bed, with her on it), and/or missionary (a little awkward until you figure out the angles, but pretty much self explanatory) are the three positions you should go for.
What was the most amusement you've ever gotten from 4chan? Whether it was happiness, funny, or interdasting?
I told someone to kill themself and they livestreamed it afterwards
Pretty dope
When /mlp/ was just as fast as /b/.
Stop give shit for foreigner anons who have hard time with English.
I keep seeing anon talking shits about other anons grammars mistake
ENOUGH
>tfw you're a foreigner
>tfw all your life your accent was mocked
>tfw no chance of ever getting a gf because who the fuck would want to be with the weird foreigner guy
>tfw you're the funny guy in all social cirlces
>tfw you're never taken seriously
>tfw never really formed any close relationships with people
>tfw experienced racism and prejudice
>>35339209
Stop giving shit to**
who have a hard time**
talk shit**
>>35339209
>Stop give shit for foreigner anons who have hard time with English.
>I keep seeing anon talking shits about other anons grammars mistake
>ENOUGH
what?
Is America fascist now?
Will the Trump family be a dynasty?
Will Ivanka be the first female president?
god that pooper must be divine
oh my god i hope
>>35339184
>Ivanka will be the first female president and not Hillary
What does he say, /r9k/?
"Please give me the dick"
>>35339175
Guess I've got no choice but to say it... <3
Sensei, please stick your hard dick into Rin's naughty bitch-asspussy and fuck it as hard as you can. <3
I'll make sure my tight, wet ass makes your dick feel good, so... <3
Let's hard ass-fuck 'till we drop! <3
shoot your goo my dude
Are people (men) genetically prepositioned to be alphas or betas?
No, that part comes from the upbringing.
>>35339162
No, not even wolves are predisposed to that.
you don't seriously believe all that non-scientific bullshit made up by uneducated people based on meme life experience
Need to pretend that I've taken a trip to Paris. What things should I know so I don't get caught out when questioned?
Just say that everything smelt like pee and everyone refused to speak english. Also whine how everything was dubbed in french on TV.
There's dogshit everywhere. The louvre is huge, crowded, and has insufficient toilets. You didn't go up the Eiffel Tower because the queue was too long.
There's your story.
>asked a girl if she wants to hang out
>she says yeah
>accidentally blurt out that I "like" her
>what have i done
>she says she doesn't know how to respond
>oh FUCK
Jesus, I got so close without spilling spaghetti. Am I fucked?
how do you even say that by accident fuck off dude
>>35339076
If you aren't straightforward, it makes it easy for a bitch to go dine with you (for your cush ofc) and then say that she thought you were just friends.
What you call "spaghetti" is actually the opposite of autism.
>>35339076
Just apologize and tell her to forget the whole episode ever happened. Never talk to her again.
What would have happened if the nazis stopped after Poland?
>>35339070
ww2 would have happened you idiot
>>35339100
>ww2 would have happened
nuh uh, they jointly occupied it with russia
>>35339122
No you idiot, WW2 would have happened regardless because poland was the last straw and other nations didn't want to keep going with the appeasement politics. also, historians agree russia would have attacked Germany eventually even if Hitler had chose not to attack Russia.
does any female human wish to help me carry on my bloodline, I am an autistic alcoholic artist that's stupid as hell but I used to be pretty smart before I started drinking. please be in western europe, eastern u.s. or eastern europe.
my brother has chosen to marry a fat cow and not have children, so I feel obligated to make my father proud.
well I would recommend not drinking
>>35339083
but it's the only thing that makes me feel human.
>>35339124
Yeah that's what all alcoholics say
>tfw listening to love songs so I can imagine what it'd be like to not be alone
>>35338994
Do this all the time anon mostly while fantasizing about they life I could have had with someone
>>35338994
Currently doing this.
I do this but it's sad
TFW a wite boi calls me smug
>>35338990
she was made for BBC
cant belive this isnt orignal
>>35339833
>she was made for BBC
>cant belive this isnt orignal
Yeah pol used it up too much
>girls can't piss in jugs because their vaginas are messy and unpredictable
>they have to use a bathroom every time
KEK
yet another reason men are superior
Or, you know, they could position the mouth of the jug over their urethra.
Or not be a disgusting fuck.
>>35339334
How is it really even all that gross? It's not like I leave it sitting there all day, it's just so I don't wake anybody up at night going to piss.
>"Hey Femanon, do you want to come to my house and discuss occult literature and the latest current events? Maybe we can play some MineCraft and Runescape afterwards."
>>35338936
*unsheathes necronomicon*
so you think you understand memetics, kiddo?
*teleports behind u*
watch this
*unzips 10.2 inch dick*
it's actually very funny
*destroys ur soul*
that's about all, peace out
>>35338936
>stop worshipping Jewish demons
Are Varg and Styx the Dante and Virgil of politics?
Do you guys like future? Or trap at all?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qbFH6I8EhGM
Fututre is the single-most dogshit rapper on this godforsaken planet. I do like some trap but only if I'm sufficiently high.
>>35338903
wake up inna morning all I do is trap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKJC8JqenXo
>>35339022
future is a robot senpai, show some respek