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I have a date tonight for the first time since the 8th grade
W-what do I do?
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Talk to the cunt
Small talk a bit, flirt with her after a bit idk baka
Just don't be yourself desu
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>>35340050
Just act normal, and don't bring up that time that you used a DS Stylus to masturbate and ended up the ER with the damn thing stuck in your anus.Also, w-who is this ebony Goddess?
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STOP posting niggers on /r9k/
Do any other anons think /r9k/ is too normie?
>femanon threads
>politics threads
>anons who aren't virgin neets
Who here /migrating to wizchan/?
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You are not the only robot who feels he doesn't belong in /r9k/, OP. /r9k/ is for cyborgs and wizchan is for robots.
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>>35340213
/r9k/ isnt even for cyborgs anymore. its pretty much /b/ version 2 with normies and stacy thundercunts thinking theyre socially awkward because they dont get hit on 24/7 by Chad and Tyrone
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>>35340305
Where have the robots fled to?
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>"Give details of all relevant work experience. You should provide details of all periods of unemployment, raising a family, voluntary work, or any career break. In giving details of employment, try and provide the exact dates. List most recent post first."
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>>35340013
You lie. You find people , aunt / uncle / brother / sister, who will lie for you.
It's
That
Easy
Do you honestly believe that recruiters do some in detail research?
No-one gives that much of a fuck.
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>>35340126
How exactly do I do this?
Make up a fake place I worked and get a family/friends to pretend to be a boss?
I don't get it.
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>>35340126
>Mom: "No, Anon. I won't lie for you. It's wrong."
Well that's all I've got.
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>father is an alcoholic who refused to not live in terrible neighborhoods because he never wanted to live >2 miles from a liquor store
>had two kids before he was thrown out by his wife
>he married my mother
>my sister is fat and dumb, but a normalfag
>my younger brother and I are losers
>both my younger brother and my older sister dropped out in high school
>meanwhile my half brother and half sister who grew up without a father are normal and successful
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>>35339996
Dont blame your failure on your father you cuck
You and you brother are a failure because you were destined to fail.
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>>35340439
>the only successful brother is the one who grew up without our father being around
Really gets my soda fizzing
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>this happens to you
what do?-
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Be glad that its over
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Turn 360 degrees and brain the fucker that hit me with a bat.
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>>35339930
Desperately try to pick up as much of my brain as possible and put it back in before bleeding out
What words should we auto ban people for?
If we ban these words the board will significantly improve:
Fembot
Trap
The end.
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>>35339901
pupsi
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Oh and "boipucci" fags in denial are be worst
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>>35339901
We need to keep the community/greentext/storytelling aspect of this board intact. Ban /pol/-tier garbage and porn threads. Also /soc/ threads with users posting pictures of themselves should get the axe as well. I'm fine with vocoroo and other fun stuff but blatant rate threads are cancer.
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>tfw to intelligent to be rendered fully in a zombie apocalypse
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what a fucking joke.a show with such popularity cant afford basic fucking cgi
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>>35339843
We're only 4 episodes in and there's been 4 embarrassing CGI scenes
1. House interior that is obviously art painted on a tarp
2. The car wire scene
3. Green screen in dump (complete with a fucking plane flying in the background)
4. deer
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>that kid who wore the same coat to school everyday
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>have clothes
>buy new clothes
????????
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>be me
>wear the same jeans for a month
>yesterday dad looks at my jeans, asks if they're new
>"Uh yeah"
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Do you ever feel like you're a normie but from a different universe and you're surrounded by sperglords?
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originally speaking
no
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>>35339835
Espurr a cute
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>He would willingly date a non-virgin girl.
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Have fun never fucking anyone ever.
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>he would willingly date a girl that drinks or smokes.
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>>35339804
>every girl is a non-virgin
>despite the fact that every girl has at some point been a virgin
You are THIS retarded.
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Someone up to organizing a roll20 game?
Anonymous
2017-03-06 10:43:23
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Realy want to play don't have the friends to do it with ): normie fags
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>>35339781
My friends and I run a DND 5e game every Monday and Wednesday. Whole group of normies tho.
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>>35339892
can I join anon?
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>>35339781
maybe
send me an email
[email protected]
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Do you go out of your way to make life harder for normies?
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No, because I don't actually know anything about them except for how they appear
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>>35339752
Normies ? not really
but i do try to make life hard for feminist
for eg. i have a few customer who are feminist or women's studies majors and i make sure to give them shitty deals and over charge them.
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>>35339866
>feminists say they pay more for the same stuff
>you make them right
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Is this a little boy, or is this a grown-ass man?
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Little grown-ass boipucci
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>>35339686
15-16 with good genes? Looks older because of that.
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>>35339686
Sometimes me and my friends bring our Nerf-Guns to LANs so we can shoot eachother to throw the target off and lose the game.
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>Have a QT gf
>be you
Pick only one.
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>>35339613
why not both?
oregano
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>be me
>get tormented and mocked by every cute girl
I'm picking both.
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>be me
The gf was gonna betray me anyway.
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>it's another ''everyone calls everyone a normalfag/normie ironically just because they disagree about something minor'' episode.
i'm peeved desu
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*unironically, i mean, not ironically
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>>35339609
fuckin normie being peeved about being called a normie shaking my head you KEK