Good night /r9k/Let's try to do our best tomorrow
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>>35341073
Good night, my friend. I'm sure you'll do great.
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>>35341073
Good night pal, tomorrow is a new day.
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>>35341073
Happy faps.
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I actually considered converting to Islam because it seems like you can get a wife easily that way, but read this fucking list of "sins". It's literally considered a major sin to pee the wrong way. If your wife cheats on you, you sinned. This shit is nuttier than the seven hundred sins in Jew religion
http://navedz.com/the-70-major-sins-forbidden-in-islam/
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>>35341067
full of bs man.
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Nah OP, as a Muslim you can get away with pretty much anything (even not praying 5 times a day) as long as you don't drink or eat pork.
But it won't help you get a wife if you're not successful
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>>35341161
>can't drink
>no harem
What a load of horseshit
I'll keep praisin Jesus then
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lF YOU NEED A FRIEND
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>>35341052
Don't look to a stranger
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>>35341052
you know in the end
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i appreci8 et
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>hate life
>want to cut and kill myself a lot of the time
>always angry and raging at everything
After I smoke
>instantly happy and comfy
>not thinking about the future
>love everyone
>just start thanking god and feeling lucky because I'm not deaf/blind, have all my limbs working, and not in jail
Why?
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>>35341016
Why?
You're flooding your body with dopamine, creating artificial happiness.
shit's fun though
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>>35341051
Why doesn't my body produce it on its own? How come when I do alcohol it does the same thing but I have the opposite result.
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>>35341089
Because if you do unhealthy shit your body doesnt want to promote that so they make you sad
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Can we post all our floors and rate who ever is worse off. ill start
>Acne
>Braces
>receding hairline
>chubby
>Underbite
>bad skin
>5ft9
>big nose
>small lips
>small dick
>small feet
>small wrists
>man boobs
>retarded head shape
>retarded eyes.
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>>35341011
>fat
>circles around eyes
>so pale I look like I'm in chemo
>hair is white blonde too
>hair is falling out receding really bad
>hairy ass body
>skinnyfat
>stretch marks everywhere cause I used to be fat
>problems getting erections sometimes
>parents were poor
>always starving and they abused me mentally
>live in shit hick town
>so tired I can't get out of bed most days
>not good at anything
>not smart enough to get a good job ever
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>blue carpet
>lacquered wood
>black and white tiles
>red painted wood
>stone tiles
just my ground floor alone. i think theres more different ones in the basement and upper floor.
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>>35341011
>called Chad so people automatically assume I'm some sort of thundercock
>bang wayyyy to many girls
>nobody takes my advice of "be yourself" when talking to girls
>Stacey complains that my 9" is too much for her to handle
>being captain of a variety of sports teams is a lot of responsibility
>every day some fat spotty autistic kids run up to me in college and hit me with their folders whilst shouting "reeeeeee normie get out"
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>accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet full of shit
Please help me /r9k/ what do i do
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>>35341004
was it on when you dropped it?
you can make a little makeshift net by getting two stick and stapling/tying a towel to it, then try to fish it out
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>>35341035
Yep it was on
I dont want my towel to get covered in shit
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>>35341004
Just flush it, your phone can't bend into a pipe.
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>TFW you put hydrogen peroxide in your ears
Feels good man
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Why did you do that, what does it feel like
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>>35341005
Hydrogen peroxide helps clean out your ear by removing earwax. It feels comfy
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Makes me pretty sick when I do it. Usually I throw it in my ear to attack ear infections since I'm pretty vulnerable to them.
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How do people even get molested as children. Where were the parents? How does this even happen? It's slowing down right? Child abuse videos are a thing of the paSt right?
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>>35340955
>Where were the parents?
Busy molesting the kids.
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Parents work to pay the bills
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>>35340955
I dated one girl and her step dad molested her and her sister right under their moms nose
Sigh rednecks
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i accidentally sent suicide letter to friend help !
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Oh shit shit shit shit shit i accidently sent my sucide letter to a freind of mine at uni what the fuck do i do reeee what do i do what do i do i am panicking right now i copied it and forgot to delete it from the clipboard
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Post it here too originali
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>>35340879
Maybe you should talk to someone you know about it instead of being an autist and asking fourchannel to help you
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>>35340879
don't worry OP
>>35340939
this guy gets it, post it
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I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY. I've been drinking water to fight the feeling but as soon as I pee I feel like I have a hole in my middle again. My stomach fucking hurts but I have to wait until tomorrow to eat again. What the fuck should I do?
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>>35340871
chew gum, that's what I do
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eat cucumbers or celery with hummus if you can spare a few calories
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>>35340871
>What the fuck should I do?
order a pizza
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>dad starts shit with me about my room(I'm 24)
>he won't stop bothering me
>end up choking him out and whisper in his ear "stay down"
>feel smug as fuck just beat up dad for talking all that shit
>brother walks in and starts going off saying wtf you cringey fag
>swings at me
>dodge and hit him an uppercut
>scream OH YEAHHH and then hit him with a swift kick to the gut
>writing this at Starbucks rn
Any robots have a place for me to stay?
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>>35340802
>Violent sociopath attacks family before fleeing the scene
>Currently still at large
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What the fuck are you the koolaid man?
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>>35340802
So you can choke and then kill me? No way you maniac
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should i drink tonight
or stay sober?
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Stay sober
t. alcoholic
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If you're anything like me, which you are, you'll be drinking tonight, and the night after that, and the night after that, and the night after that (fill in the rest of the blanks anon).
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drink
t. eetotaler
Sup, robots.
Who where /mental_illness/?
I'm struggling with Nightmare Syndrome, and it's killing me.
>Tries to sleep
>Nightmares
>Sleepy all the time
>tries to sleep
>Oh hello you guys again
>Half awake and half faded all the time
I'm getting tiered of living, guys.
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Yeah, no one gives a shit.
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>>35340781
How on earth is that comment original?
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>>35340757
Depression, suicidal thoughts, and autism are a wicked cocktail of fucking garbage.
Your situation also sounds bad.
Why were we made to suffer?
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Come join our discord and join the comfy dicussion. We got some nice mods, catposting, a music bot and stuff.
Also roastie and normie free, as verified by the institution of robot-safety.
https://discord.gg/kTPsM8k
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great discord, come join!
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>>35340672
Better Discord here: https://discord.gg/0jRadYw8Filf4iXV
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>tfw alt right
>mom is dating a spic manlet
>he's always squeezing her breasts and slapping her ass in front of me
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>>35340632
>being alt-right unironically
Those people exist?
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you should start fucking his mom
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>>35340660
Not everyone is a liberal who grew up coddled in a nice suburb, anon.