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>>35341562
If singles go to a hospital

Wtf im going through the same thing should i be scared?

>>35342145
probably.
kinda sounds like some sort of blood clot or somesuch

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>>35341560
Sure thing desu senpai

>tfw i'll never have a Marie Rose gf

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I want to molest Rom.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>voluntarily not wanting to be a wizard

>>35341545
I've got 9 years until I'm a wizard. I need to stick my dick into a pussy NOW. And I refuse to do it with a normal woman.

>>35341586


You don't understand what a wizard is, do you?

Also, because I know some of you are underage, that's realky not a problem either. I can pass as a 16 yo depending on the way I do my makeup.

>>35341423
But like where to you live or provide your service?

>>35341593
Washington. It's in the OP.

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>>35341408
I've never really had any high aspirations. Any time that I hear anybody with high aspirations, I think to myself "Good luck, moron." I remember in elementary school, when kids would say they want to be astronauts or professional athletes, I'd always think to myself, even then, how unlikely it was, and how they had no chance.

Instead, I set my sights extremely low, and am thus never disappointed, never having my dreams crushed.

>>35341408
I wanted an airship.

>>35341408
I had never imagined my life as anything more than being a lonely edgy wagecuck. The fact that I might be wealthy exceeds my expectations.

>>35341391
w-what? why does the archive go back this far?

>>35341391
Stop storing mold you faggot

>>35341512
2 weeks?
That is far to you?
Do not anime stutter.

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Wait a second that's not how that song goes.

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>>35341405
It is now, faggot.

>>35341388
Great, now you have the intellectual maturity of a 7 years old surviving the zombie apocalypse.

It's likely that she doesn't log out very often then. Start by grabbing her session cookie (download the tamperdata addon, reload facebook with it open, scroll to the cookies section, copy everything, email it to yourself).
Once you get on your regular computer just copy the cookie you stole into the spot where yours goes and submit the request. You'll be logged in without the password.

In order to actually get said password, you should check her saved passwords on the browser. To do this you'll need her computer's password, which could be difficult to get in a short time if it's complex. If it's simple, just install some software that will be able to grab the hash that windows stores for your password and crack it by downloading password dictionaries/rainbow tables and comparing the entries there to the hash.

As an alternative, you can download a keylogger and install in on her computer. Then, set it up to send you an email containing all her keystrokes once a day or so. This in addition to the cookie will mean that you will definitely have access, as you will be logged into her session until she signs out and needs to log back in the facebook, where she will have to type in her password assuming that she didn't have it saved (which wouldn't be a problem because you've already checked browser passwords). Then you'll capture the keystrokes and have her password.

Good luck!

Open a new tab.
Go to facebook in said tab.
Go to login in screen (DONT PRESS LOGOUT)
See if password autofills out.
If it does just right click on the password field and click inspect element.
Find the parnt where it says 'Type:password' and change it to 'Type:text'.
Hit enter.
Dont refresh or exit.
Her password should now be in clear text.

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>>35341352
I am wishing this bites you in the ass in the worst way and at the worst time possible. Leave the girl alone you coward.

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>>35341341

Do you even understand what the fuck 4chan is?

4chan is about animosity. You could say the most disgusting shit here and no one would be able to do anything to you other than report you.

With shit like Discord and Reddit, you now have a face, albeit a digital one but still, a face. You are no longer "anonymous" when you use shit like that.

Fuck off with this discord bullshit, it's the exact opposite of what 4chan is you fucking cunt gargler.

>>35341400
>>35341401
wat in the even the fuck

>>35341401
I don't completely agree with this but there is a part of me that does.

>>35341327
Da hell "black my eyes" means? Give me insomnia so I get bags below my eyes? Who wrote that, Jaiden?

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>>35341375
i think he means he wants to apply eye black underneath his eyes to reduce glare while he plays sports

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>>35341375
CUT MOI WRESTS AND BLAK MOI EYEEEEEEEEES

Literally who?
orangutangs

>>35341235
/ourguy/ isn't anyone especially some faggot wigger

>>35341235
le tattoo man

>>35341215
>Would you date a girl who thinks black guys are hot but has never slept with one?
Yes, then fap to interracial cuck porn together with her

>>35341215
I would date any girl. I'm so lonely.

Welp I'm black so that's two birds one stone

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>>35341197
>It's gyagu manga biyori

>>35341197
that's a pretty good feel actually, thanks op

I used to and maybe I should do too.
My problem was that I stacked too much on my plate and then I was always in a hurry to get things done. Before lunch I'd have to excercise, practice german, learn some chinese characters, play a match of go, and so on.
So if there's any advice that I have, is keep it small, at least while you get used to doing things. And that takes a while. Do more than you are able to and it leads to burnout.
On the other hand, scheduling those things you want to do is really good:
>it gives you consistency
Once I had a C project, I worked on it every night, I'd just add one feature, and I'd stop, even if I had energy to do more, instead, I saved up my energy. And when I didn't feel like doing much, I'd just fixed a bug. I progressed much more that I would've if I just went cavalier with the project. In only a week, I had a pretty decent program.
>It gives perspective
The mind is like a monkey, constantly jumping from one branch to another. Often you want to do all sorts of things, but when you have something written, with an empty check box, it really is a sort of concrete reminder to do this one thing that is particularly important. You are also reminded of it all the time
>It cuts off distractions for an alloted time
When you schedule an activity at some point in your day, then you can prepare to do that thing, do it for a fixed period, and then go back to your daily shitposting. It cuts off distractions because this is a dedicated chunk of time, and it spans a concrete period of time.

So yeah, do it, again, don't stack too much on your plate. Even if you feel like doing a lot, prioritize, and do your top 3 (or top n where n >= 1) tasks regardless of everything else.

Some advice, you sure learn a lot from disciplining yourself.

>>35341851
Thanks, this is what I was looking for.
Programming is actually one of the things I want to get myself into. I used to program basic stuff with VB.net years ago, but I'd like to learn a better language. Although that's just one of the things I want to do and setting an amount of time for each thing as you said seems the best option.
I'm considering drawing a mind map of some sort. Where did you keep that to-do list? Is it a piece of paper or some random file on your computer?

I used to at this time of year a year ago. I used the habitca app.

It was amazing; I was keeping the house clean, I was actually showering everyday, and I was even teaching myself a little bit of Python every day. I fell off the wagon because a friend unexpectedly crashed with us for two weeks and my entire schedule became revolved around him.

Fuck, maybe I should try to again, but every time I have I fucking forgot about it by the next day.

>>35341113
I dunno man
It used to be drugs
Then it was movies
Then it was lucid dreaming
Now it's nothing, really. Perpetual boredom.

I often watch those normie meme videos of people falling over for hours at a time on repeat.

I was thinking who watches this shit why does it have views as I do it everyday? Well..

I do nothing

Or smoke

I should play games or something