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im litrerally god....

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>own my house
>own a car
>working out regularly
>eat well
>still feel the same

I don't get it

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>you= me(black, but actually enjoyed the album "three cheers for sweet revenge" though not familiar with other mcr and not obsessed with anime or the culture surrounding the album's genre and didn't realize it wasn't actually a common thing until older.)

I could have been an ignorant normal faggot.
I could have just been cool if I wasn't exposed to things niggas aren't known to like before i didn't know Its not ergonomic to like them.

Fuck son. Food poisoning ain't no joke baby boy.

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>If I could not create anything good with love, I shall destroy something bad with hate
-some anon, just before he goes to sleep

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>/3/7/2017
>Senior prom in a month

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>tfw gf broke up with me
I'm so sad right now bruhs.

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I just want to be a rapper so bad but I live in a small town. Should I run away to the city and sell crack on the streets?

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The real reason I'm a virgin is because I've been waiting years to meet someone who's kinda like me, perhaps someone who likes doing things I do and that at least somewhat shares my point of view about different things and that just isn't the common cock-hungry girl ready to trash me after a few months of relationship.
I know that at this point there are very few girls of my age that are virgin, so I don't really expect one to be, but there also are even fewer girls that are like I described. It could be easy to get some random stacy to fuck with, but I'm just not that kind of person because what even is the point of being with someone if all you want from her is sex. I want more of a close female friend. I know that the more I keep waiting the lesser are the chances to ever meet someone like that.

Anyone can relate? Do you think it's worth waiting to find the "perfect" girl or would you just take sex with a random person if you had the chance?

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Who here has an aquarium? I find it's a fun way to build a small piece of nature in your home. Let's share our aquariums together!

>90 gallon Saltwater
>Humu Trigger
>Chocolate Chip SeaStar

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Wanna have some fun?
Here is the deal. This guy on twitter is a fake it till you make it guy. He has 70k fake followers and rage quits when you call him out and expose him. He obviously buys followers, retweet and favorites. He isn't smart enough to hide it. He will argue with you to the death about it or block you immediately. He gets insanely defensive and will tweet you an insane amount of times. He will log into his other twitter account to try and agree with himself. After you call him out he goes to long lengths to cover his tracts. He will also go to his Facebook fan page and complain about you on there. You can easily see the fake followers by scrolling down past the first 50-100 real ones. You can find the bought likes obviously by looking st his tweets with 500 likes when every other one has 0. He only buys likes when he is begging for a job and telling people how influential he is. I will attach a few pics as evidence. It will ben fun to have a group of people call him out in twitter because he will absolutly lose his shit.

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Loser ass white boys of /r9k/ with their racist shit. Being a racist douche wont get you laid or friends. Keep posting frog memes being pathetic people.

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ITT we discuss and exchange tips on how to life a comfy neetlife either with or without living at your parents.

Before you give advice tell us

>country
>living with parents?
>amount of neetbux in euros or dollars per month
>bill for electricity and Internet/other bills
>flat size/house size
>garden?


Now to me and my tips
>germany
>yes with mommy and sister
>around 800eur for all three of us
>around 80eur a month
>big house with garden my grandparents gave us

my tips are
>never drive anywhere if you don't need to, gas, taxes, and insurance for a car is expensive, if you can, don't own one
>never buy shit you just put in the microwave or oven, it's too expensive and costs your years of life
>buy fresh, seasonal food, lots of cheap rice (1kg 0,89cents here) mix it with veggies and olive oil
>drink tap water if it's safe in your country
>brush teeth without water flowing
>do not bathe, shower
>if you have a garden or balcony or any other place where you can plant some vegetables do it right now, will save a lot of money and is healthy
>cook for yourself, it will make you and your family happy if you serve them
>if you are really left with no money, eat dandelion leaves and flowers, They are really tasty and grow everywhere, also extremely healthy
>go through craigslist/local papers and look for people who want to get rid of their old junk
>get it and sell it on the local flea market, i can manage to get 200-400euros extra that way a month
>visit your local bakery at the end of the day and ask for bread they want to get rid off, or ask walmart if they have old food to give you, most of it is basically still fresh and edible
>get energy saving light bulbs/machines etc, this saves A LOT of money

I think i have a few more but that are i think the most important ones

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>tfw 5'7
WHY CAN'T I BE FOUR INCHES TALLER

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/Interpals/ Thread

There use to be many of these, does anyone still /penpal/?

Does anyone have the bot too?

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>asked out a girl today
>she has a girlfriend

What have you done today robots to push yourself closer to normiehood?