It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
>>35343729
>As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
>as sure as a mountain rises like a mountain above the Serengeti
>>35343729
Traveling in a fighter convey
On a hippie trail head full of zombie
Watch the steps
Get a drink, have a good time now
Welcome to paradise, paradise, paradise
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Since I left you
I found the world so new
I found the world so new
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Everyday
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Everyday
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Everyday
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Everyday
Everyday
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Everyday
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Everyday
I found the world so
I found the world so new
I found the world so
I found the world so new
hey anon, so glad you could come to blizzcon with us, this is my boyfriend tyrone.
>>35343706
lol both of them are pretty ugly lmao
>>35343706
He doesn't look very happy about that.
>Be me
>18 year old male w latina gf
>Doing anal on couch
>Fuckyea.jpg
>Pull out
>She shits all over
>Panic, parents coming home soon
>Blame it on dog
>Parents put dog down
>Cause of death: Anal Explosion
>>35343658
All I got out of this is that you're a normie and need to fuck off
>>35343658
>>Parents put dog down
made me laugh
>>35343658
You should report this to homicide, I didn't think people referred to Hispanics as dogs.
Tit thread desu
Im not the only one who loves when they are smooshed together, and the pointy ends really have a chance to stick out, right?
Also love it when they are allowed to swing around freely. Gives them that much more, freedom, lets say.
Or when they're just really set in motion, in general.
Robots, What's your excuse for not having a license?
>>35343607
I'm too poor to afford a car anyways
>>35343607
None. In fact I have a driver license and an airfield driving license.
>>35343607
Terrified of driving
>having a shower
>brother and his friend put dog in bathroom while I'm busy jacking off and cleaning myself
>after I let the dog out and finish showering I go to my room
>they start throwing shit at my window
>ignore it
>at supper I call him out on his shit in front of our parents and threaten to fight him if he keeps fucking with me
>my parents get involved and start shitting on him for being an asshole
Who was in the wrong here? I feel kinda bad that my parents got involved I would have rather just told him to fuck off myself. Should I have just ignored him all together? Did I create unnecessary drama?
Why do you hate your dog anon
>>35343629
My doggo is a top lad
>>35343640
But you kicked him out of your bathroom
What were you like as a kid /r9k/?
>>35343565
Depressed and lonely, so the same as now
>>35343565
I should've been a trap sewer than later.
>>35343565
Pretty much the same as I am now but less self aware.
>poor social skills, although it was less noticeable since everyone else was retarded too
>prone to emotional outbursts
>unable to do basic math/english/science, had to go to special ed
>mfw I'm pic related
>no skinny gf to beat the shit out of and generally abuse and physically project my hatred of the world on her thin delicate body
>>35343516
you're sick, seek help
>>35343530
Fuxk you you're sick
Girls like a penis with texture.... right?
>>35343494
wtf habben your dicc
what caused that? Did your parents sacrifice the skin to foreskin god?
Your penis is a fucking desert. Disgusting. I wouldn't want that anywhere near my vagina.
>he is not a neet
explain yourself
>>35343491
Both of my parents passed away and I have too many bills so its not an option anymore.
>>35343491
Is this some sort of a live action version of Welcome to the NHK?
>>35344095
Nah i'm pretty sure its from one of those documentaries about hikikomori not sure which one though.
"Anon, take off my dress. You're stretching it."
>>35343475
fuck off with this dirty Tatar whore
>>35343475
It's been a while since the last time I saw a Katya poster. Did they finally die out?
>text a girl
>she doesnt reply in hours
>she is active in social media right now
I FUCKING HATE GIRLS
why most you do this to me?
why are you so beautiful?
I'm lossing my mind!
>>35343472
THERE ARE PEOPLE I HAVENT TEXTED BACK IN MONTHS OR DAYS SO STOP BEING A BITCH FAG.
you needy needy fucker
>girl texts me
>i don't reply
>i am active in social media
The above happens all the time for me.
Do you wanna know why i do it?
Because the girl is boring.
I have to keep the conversation going.
I have to keep her entertained.
I have to be perfect for her and show no vulnerabilities.
Fuck all that. I'd rather just play some games.
>finish wiping chest
>ctrl + h
>"clear all from: last hour"
>>35343469
>finish loading shotgun
>ctrl+h
>"clear browsing history from: the beginning of time"
>>35343469
>not fapping and shitposting on a private window browser
>he doesn't still use incognito mode out of habit
>pizza will arrive soon
>I'll have to interact with a human being briefly and give them a tip
How much was the pizza, friend?
>>35343387
$28 but I got a chicken parm with it
>>35343465
So how much in all?
>"Thanks for the lovely evening, but Tyrone and Jamal will be riding me home.. I mean giving me a ride home :)"
>>35343351
> tfw a bald black guy with one leg pulls better pussy than you
b-but no
whites are the most desirable race, remember?
look at this graph from online dating, it proves it. you really want me, just admit it already.
If only you'd do me the honor of being your black cock cleanup boy milady.
*tips fedora*