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>tfw no bengoshi bf
end me
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>>35344790
I want to deflower sakura
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>>35344824
>I want to deflower sakura
wrong answer
this is a gay thread
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>try to get back into exercising
>can't even do one sit-up
what the fuck is wrong with me i am not even fat why can't i do a fucking sit up i just get stuck. how could i have let myself become such a shitty person.
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>>35344785
Just keep at it dude, working towards the goal is better than obsessing over what's already done.
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>>35344785
are you having the shakes if you try to do one?
lso getting fit is a meme
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>>35344842
i don't get it thou i can do crunches, push ups why can't i do sit up
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>tfw 4chan is making you confused about your sexuality
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Why bother yourself with labels? Just fap to what your dick demands, whether it's dicks or axe wounds doesn't fundamentally change who you are
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>>35344771
sexuality is a normie meme nothing confusing about it
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>>35344771
Why bother yourself with women? Just fap to boys, whether they are masculine or feminine you are still doing your part in overthrowing the vaginal hegemony
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>cant stop smoking due to stress
>down to last cigarette
just end it all
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turquoise spirits? i bought a pack today
idc what anyone says smoking is great
im not much of a smoker i smoke like a pack a week lol
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>>35344763
I used to be in the same situation.
My advice is Pall Mall. It really does last longer. Especially for heavy draggers like me.
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>>35344763
>>35345296
ayy spirits reporting in too
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Why haven't you tried this yet anon?
https://invisiblegirlfriend.com
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I ain't going on that shit.
What is it?
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>>35344777
its a service that offers to give you a fake gf. you put in your backstory, her name, your info, etc and they have a grill call/email you from time to time so you can use it as proof for gf
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>>35344826
just took a look.
>real.
>writers.
>answer.
>your.
>texts.
I ain't sharing my cringy cancer with anyone but a bot.
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Communism is the only way to save this world.
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didn't we do this yesterday?
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oh boy another political bait thread.
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>>35344712
>been tried countless times
>failed every time
commies are weak faggots
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>have bad day
>nobody gives a shit
not even my 1 online friend cared today
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Well I hope your next day is better anon!
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What happened anon?
Originiallio
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>>35344695
>1 online friend
FUCKING NORMIE LEAVE NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
but seriously though anon i hope you feel better dude
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mommy gf memes thread and feels
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>>35344597
Is it kinda like cucking your real mommy when you get a mommy gf? Do mommies and mommy gfs feel jealous
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>>35344739
>Is it kinda like cucking your real mommy when you get a mommy gf? Do mommies and mommy gfs feel jealous
yes
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these are my mommies and me in the middle please be nice and not mean but do be happy please
How can I become a normie?
I'm not ugly just servery autistic.
I have about 2 years before I become a wagecuck.
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im assuming college
>show up to the big parties uninvited
>get drunk or pretend to be
>free pass to be autistic and try out some normie tactics
if you truly aren't unattractive you should find some acquaintances
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>servery
brainlet
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>>35344558
Don't buy into the normie meme my friend. You'll just be even more sad than you are now. Find other anons to be your friend, filling you social needs with faggots you secretly can't stand is terrible for you.
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Robots and fembots, if you are lonely why not post location and meet up with someone who is equally as lonely and fucked up as you?
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>>35344555
Any robots in downtown Toronto?
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>>35344555
Kek demands this happens.
Pittsburgh cyborg reporting in. Seeking fembots/very feminine qt traps
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>>35344680
Didn't realize it's trips til now
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epic maymays thread haha :D
i just found out this website because it was posted on my friends facebook
hi guys
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lol check THIS one out, i found it on my mom's feed
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lol guys check this site out it has the best me-mes
www.9gag.com
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>>35344532
These make me feel happy because I imagine having a 2D mommy who would always send me things like this because she thought they were hilarious
Just enjoy your fun internet time, mommy...
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Does anyone else get vagina envy?
I don't think I want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms
I don't even hate females. I just wish I had a warm, wet hole between my legs instead my pink/bright red dick
I get jealous and depressed every time I see a woman because of this. If I ever did get a gf I'd always feel inadequate and like I'm missing out on one of life's great joys. I'd kill to be able to enjoy orgasming like a female, even once. Yet they get do it any time they want for as long as they want, usually multiple times in a row.
Misogyny is probably rooted is men's jealousy of women and their sexual pleasure.
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>>35344524
Has never crossed my mind OP.
You might be mentally ill
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>>35344524
Not really but I'm not in love with my bepis either
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>>35344524
>Does anyone else get vagina envy?
most guys do i think
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>just bought another 15lb bag of bulk vending machine candy
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is 10lb of skittles heavier then 10lb of cotton candy?
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how long will it last, anon?
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>tfw you still have no husky and all the threads on /r9k/ are shit
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>>35344476
this thread is shit too
kys husky poster
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Fart for me
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>>35344476
I'm glad to see that /huskyposting/ is still a thing.
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have any of you ever tried just running? just like, aimlessly running and forgetting about all restrictions?
a week ago, at 1am or so, i was feeling down as usual. for whatever reason, I put my coat and shoes on and straight up sprinted for as long as i could, took a breather, ran until i couldnt anymore and then went home. felt good desu
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>>35344447
I used to bike for miles to a bridge over the river and sit there thinking about why I couldn't just throw myself off of it instead getting back on the bike.
That's how I found out I'm too cowardly for suicide.
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>>35344564
I feel like I'm sure I could do it if I had a gun. Ever since I was 15 I've known I am going to die by suicide, even though my life is pretty good right now. Fuck bridges though, no point tormenting yourself further in an act that is supposed to eternally end your torment