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Alright guys so I need some advice, basically I'm 24 years old and still live with my parents. Yes I know it's sad, but I can't afford to support myself. Anyway my mother is a very bitter, spiteful, miserable woman. She's always been that way, I've had more arguments with her then I care to remember. Lately it's been getting worse, she thinks I'm a failure of a son and thinks I hate her. There are times were we're arguing she cries and says she wishes she was dead, and that nobody cares about her. I can't really do anything for her, she hates that I got a college degree in a useless field and can't find a decent job that pays full-time.

Right now I'm currently working part-time at a shitty retail store making minimum wage, also she hates that I have no passion in life. Personally I'm a straight edge guy, I don't do drugs, drink, or smoke. But I also have no friends or a social circle, I mean my question is what I can do? I can't stand this much longer, everyday it's a fight/argument. If I say even ONE WORD to her she gets upset, she has an angry issue in my opinion and just blows up at anything. Moving out isn't an option, I wish it was but I can't due to financial reasons. Would it better just to not say anything to her? I feel like that might make the situation worse but I can't talk to her, it's like being stuck between a rock and a hard place. If I try to talk to her she screams, cries, and calls me every name in the book like a child. How do you deal with someone like this? Moving out would be ideal, but since that isn't an option I don't know what the next best thing to do is. My dad says it's not right to just ignore each other if we live in the same house, I feel like he's right, I mean should I just have bare minimum conversation with her? I feel like giving her the silent treatment might just make things worse. There really is something wrong with her, she sounds mentally ill to me but won't listen to anyone and she's driving me crazy.

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>Finally managed to get a job
>Policy at work states you can only miss three days in a year
>Already missed two

>tfw I have chicken pox right now
>tfw I had it as a kid, and some how have it again at age 23
>tfw I have to go to work with chicken pox

JUST

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>that first post after being banned for a long time
nothing like it lads

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>finally get a gf after a year of no sex
>just recently started antidepressants, so it takes me a while to cum
>she cums in like 5 minutes and afterward is too sensitive to continue
>I've never enjoyed blowjobs and she's terrible at handjobs
I just want to cum inside her and I can't do it. This is hell.

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>"th-there's a spider in my room, anon! come over and kill it for me!"

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>Can see it's her posting in the thread
>100% certain it's her
>Still hasn't responded to my messages outside of the thread even though I keep waiting and I know she's not away because she's on the computer posting
>Can't talk to her in the thread because that would be weird and creepy

A-Am I obsessed?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpTkKMqMNk#t=2m30s

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How does /r9k/ feel about this guy?

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Can someone tell me what (gay male) sex feels like? I'd like to hear any descriptions in general, but I also have some specific questions.

1. Can you feel his dick throb inside your ass? How much detail can you feel?
2. What does having a dick hit your prostate feel like? What does a prostate orgasm feel like? Do you feel it in your dick at all?
3. Intercrural sex seems very sexy to me, but in real life is it just awkward? Please tell me everything you can about this.
4. Same thing with frotting- seems sexy, but probably not enough friction? Please tell me what that's like.

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>6'1"
>350 lbs
>Not very chubby
>Shoulder length curly blonde hair
>Semi-chad
>Starting position on Football team
>Popular among most people
>All-around nice guy
>Average Cock
>Still no gf

What am I doing wrong?

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Wtf is wrong with me? I actually have legitimately attractive girls flirting, rubbing up on me etc and I somehow always manage to sperge out.

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Things aren't as bad as they may seem. There's always something to keep going for. What's yours, Robots?

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>Ask a colleague who is a female for a drink
>get that lemon lime and bitter
>she brings me the drink but with about 10 straws in it
>starts giggling

What the fuck does it mean?

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1. add her on facebook and casually bring up why its best for her to have her GPS enabled on her phone at all times along with the friends nearby feature on facebook.
2. wait until she is on a walk near a body of water like a boardwalk along the lake and then happen to be there at the same time. (you can also try asking her on a date)
3. have friend the girl doesnt know walk a baby in a stroller
5. have him let go of stroller to check his phone and let it roll into the water.
6. start yelling "NO INNOCENT CHILD" and then jump into water. do not take your phone out of your pants before you do this
7. retrieve the fake baby from the water and lift it up with one arm to show your strength and frustration. do a manly scream.
8. chase your friend away from the situation. make sure to say "and dont you dare come near *girls name*"
9. look sad and say to her "i just cant help but want to save people...why do people have to take advantage of me for immature desires... dont they understand...if i cant fix myself, i must save the ones I love." dont make direct eye contact when you do this and be angled slightly away from her.
10. she will ask if your phone is alright so this is when you say "no, my phone is dead but there is no need to worry. the one i want talk to is already here."

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>My, My...spent all day on the computer again, little Anon?
>Well, that's all well and good, but surely you've gotten at least a little stir crazy, sitting here alone without anyone to talk to you, haven't you?
>Come now Anon, We've talked about this. You know talking to people on the computer isn't the same, no matter how nice they are. A sweet boy like you needs social interaction every now and again, even if it's just with Mama.
>Come! Let's sit on the couch together, we'll talk about whatever you would like! These computer games of yours are a little hard for me to understand, but if that's what you wish to talk about, I will try my best!