Who else is a learner here?
I love learning. I read books all the time. I like history, art, and philosophy. I have no idea why people are content to know so little about the world.
I hate that in a year or two, when I've graduated from university, much of my free time will be spent doing the same tedious tasks for 40 hours a week when I could use that precious time to further nurture my mind. Even a simple part time retail job proved to be unfulfilling to me. My coworkers and "superiors" resented that I would spend the less busier hours doing research instead of meaningless busywork, and I eventually got fired.
I would love to live a life of contemplation, but the world thinks it's mere idleness and hates me for it. I would love to discuss interesting subjects with other intelligent people, but frankly, I just can't find anyone to match my interests.
People instead love to discuss inane gossip and insipid pop culture artifacts. They often can only stare blankly at me when I try to discuss more important topics. Their brains just aren't developed enough to understand me. I'm very unpopular because of this. Forgive my use of a rather stale meme, but I am literally too intelligent to succeed in this world.
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>to intellegent to learn
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>>35346801
i've been asking >>>/qa/ for a learning board but they just ignore me
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>>35346801
>tfw i forget almost everything i read about
Being a brainlet is suffering in this world.
What happens when you touch a girl's butt?
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If you're a virgin, the trace amount of hormones on the skin, seemingly insignificant in amount, can your skin Alien-style.
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>What happens when you touch a girl's butt?
this
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Chad knocks your teeth out; when you come to, Chad is fucking her brains out and she's moaning like a ghost.
Do selfies help deal with your depression?
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>Female "depression"
Modern women are so obnoxious
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Only if you're sad about not feeding your narcissism enough.
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>>35346784
This is all the news ever goes on about with regards to depression. Women and six year olds suffering from depression.
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>clogged nose and cant fucking barely breath from my nostrils
FUCKING NORMIES KEEP GETTING ME SICK
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>>35346745
Do a nostril clearing massage.
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>>35346745
fuck off furfaggot. you are the normie for getting anywhere near another human being.
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Does anyone else have a practice GF?
The one I'm with is pretty fat & ugly, anyone else have temporary GF?
She sucks dick really well though, I feel bad for her guy friend who has a crush on her though. He's gonna marry my leftovers lul.
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>>35346741
I had a fat black practice gf
biggest regret of my life
she gave my herpes
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>>35346915
there's a statistic that a vast majority of black girls have herpes.
They'll fuck anybody, even a robot can score a black GF. don't do it.
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Has anyone here ever just hopped a plane without having a lot of cash
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i would hop in that girl if y'no what i mean
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>>35346675
No, I don't really. There's honest no place you can hop in her that wouldn't hurt the two of you or cause some open wounds on her body.
I mean, you can hop ON her. But that doesn't alleviate the issue by much. Depending on where you hop on her, you can still hurt the person. And I doubt she can physically carry the average overweightedness of /r9k/.
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>>35346655
I did hope a train with just a 20 dollars in my pocket.
but i was 17 at time and needless to say i regretted it.
but a few older guys helped me and payed for my return ticket.
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>it's been days and they still haven't responded
i just want a single friend
why does this have to be so hard
i'm not sure if i should keep waiting or just give up
hold me robots
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b-bump
i just need someone to tell me it's going to be okay
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it'll be okay man
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>>35347341
No it won't. How would anything possibly get better, if you can't even manage to get one friend?
>Come and get your dinner my little Anonnie!
>Mommy's been cooking this all day in her special oven just for you!
*PPPRRRRRTTTT* *HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHFFFFFFFFFFHHHHGG* *THUD*
>Oh my what a huge loaf mommy made! smells absolutely heavenly too doesn't it?
>There's a little morsel still left on the opening of mommy's oven, be a good little boy and suck it out before you tuck into the main course!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHwpcXznGxk
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Who gets to film this? And why does every woman doing scat have nasty looking shit?
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what did she mean by this?
yuck
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i wouldnt wish this fetish on anyone it's a curse
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ITT: try and out autist each other
>tfw just watched an hour's worth of shinkansen cockpit cam footage
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I've watched the opening scene to TKDR at least 1000 times.
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>>35346565
So have I wreckage brother
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>>35346644
I've ONLY seen the opening scene.
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I am white women who has only dated white men, but my friend has a black boyfriend and she tells me he is the best sex she has ever had, she only dates black men. she says they have the biggest penis'. I want to know if this is just a coincidence, or do most of thhem really have large penis'. Is bigger better? Plz ladies give me some feedback?
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Niggers that don't have big dicks don't have sex, so people assume they've all got big dicks because that's all they've seen. You'll find lots of tiny black dicks if you look for them
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>>35346338
Most black men end up having small dicks, especially if they're shorter than 6'5"
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b8 thread
alright robots, youre bored, you wanna chat and have some fun while watching comfy movies and listen to music or whatever? join us for a cozy ride into the night. were starting with zathura and then whatever is voted on, join the fun make suggestions and vote, no need to be alone and bored when you dont need to.
https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
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join for shitty board games
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>>35346312
you gon get v& boy
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how do I make the link work?
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reminder that the clitoris has 200x the nerve density of the penis
merely touching a clitoris is 10x more intensely pleasurable for the woman than any man's orgasm is for the man
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>at least I can depend on myself
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>>35346290
do yuo have a single fact to back that up??
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>tfw your parents fell for the happy merchant's ruse and now you barely feel anything at all when you touch your penis
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>going to grow old
>going to die
>everyone going to die
>everything going to get recycled back into the mantle
>sun going to swallow earth
>stars all going to die out
>heat death of the universe
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>>35346235
At least I can make use of the chemicals inside me and use my organics to make my existence meaningful in my vision of reality which is unique to me and only myself
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>>35346235
you're overthinking this.
you'll actually die a filthy asaka fag.
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>>35346235
I guess the future doesn't look too bad lads.
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Why haven't you applied to be on Bachelor/Bachelorette, robros?
>tfw millions of women watch these shows and fall for the men on them
>tfw the bachelor breaks 30 different women's hearts within a season
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>>35346201
what is wrong with his hair? its like bushy caramel popcorn on steroids
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>>35346293
He's ugly and has shit genes, they tried to give him a fade to look better.
>tfw he looks worse without the beard and haircut
>still has thousands of women trying to throw themselves at him
Does anyone else here survive off welfare and dealing drugs?
>Inb4 NSA
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did you know that fbi and other agencies pay for the servers of this shithole rigth?
enjoy prison OP.
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>>35346215
im actually from Australia, and technically disabled already
besides, ive already been convicted for drug trafficking before, what do i have to lose? i can't come to your shithole country.
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i used to sell weed before it became fully legalised and the illicit market diminished. now i suck dick.