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Why do I feel so profoundly sad when I have to turn down a girl?
I feel worse than when I get rejected.
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>>35348797
b/c yout know dat feel
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>being phased by lack of gf in 2017
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I feel the same, actually. It's because you know how it feels to be rejected and you are empathetic to it.
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What doth it mean, /r9k/?
She barely texts me back. But when she does, she always adds exclamation marks and emojiis, even in contexts where it doesn't make any sense. And she'll randomly text me memes out of nowhere in the middle of the night, especially if neither of us have heard from the other in a week or so.
God dammit, why do these fair maidens always have to be so confusing that even these insignificances have you worrying? And furthermore... wait... "fair maidens?" ... Oh god, no! The fedora's taking over again.... ;-;
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>when she does, she always adds exclamation marks and emojiis, even in contexts where it doesn't make any sense. And she'll randomly text me memes out of nowhere in the middle of the night, especially if neither of us have heard from the other in a week or so.
she sounds like a happy girl. cherish her
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>>35348758
You sound like me at 16, man.
That "doth fair maidens" shit and the ironic self-deprecating is tired as shit. You probably won't listen to me, but fucking drop it if you know what's good for you.
That being said I can sympathize with your feel, overanalyzing texts from females. It's a fucking nightmare.
>used to have really nice conversations with this girl over text
>started meeting up with her in person
>now I'm lucky if I get a "Hii" or "lmao wut" out of her
She's fine in the real world. Text though, shit's gone downhill in a flaming trash can.
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>you will never know what it's like to have a father
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>>35348701
shut up tyrone
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>Your father only had one son
>It was you
I'm sorry dad
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>Father has had no contact with you for 6 years
>last thing he said to me was "You're a useless failure"
It echos in my mind at my darkest moments. When I am at my most vulnerable, at my lowest of lows, I can hear my brain screaming at me in his voice "You're a useless failure" over and over.
It literally drives me mad.
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>that kid who sat down when he peed and thought nobody knew
haha what an autist am I right guys
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>>35348656
i just pissed all over the walls and toilets
and dropped the deuce caboose at home.
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my friend makes me sit down when i pee because i piss on the toilet
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>>35348656
>sit down on toilet
>dick touches the toilet
This is why I always stand. If I have to poop I just hover over the bowl.
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what can you tell about a person's character from their handwriting
also handwriting thread
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>>35348573
my handwriting tells people that I'm left handed with shitty handwriting
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you secretly pee sitting down
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>>35348573
I don't get why this is the go to pangram it has 4 e's.
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>walking up your stairs heading to bed
>tumblr's deadliest assassin from their elite roastie special forces drops down from the ceiling and lands in front of you
>"It's time to put and end to your misogyny, racism, homophobia and transphobia! Any last words, shitlord?"
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>>35348543
>Any last words, shitlord
Yes, once piece swimsuits are my fetish. Thank you very much for wearing one.
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*rolls behind and does a double-roundhouse kick to the back of her head
It was..my pleasure.
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>>35348543
> "wait please!"
>"too late shit-lord"
> the trigger is pulled 3 times in quick succession
>I flinch and close my eyes towards the gun
> the gunshots sound out followed by a accompanying noise
> *Bang* *Thud* * Bang* * Thud* *Bang* *Thud*
>I open my eyes topen see that my shirt is in ruins but the bullets have bounced off my flesh turned to steel from excess of feels.
>"it is too late for me, the transforation is complete."
>"I am robot."
> *Proceed to brutally rape, murder, and then rape again the roastie who dared stand against me, like a grain of wheat stands against a flood of feels.
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Is it true that men only do things that will eventually get them laid? I don't really care about sex, although I still like it. Does that make me weird? If I want to fuck I just jerk off instead. So my life doesn't go around trying to get my dick wet.
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Did Elon Musk found SpaceX and Tesla to get laid after he already made hundreds of millions from PayPal?
Nah
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well no shit, but the thing is I've actually had the experience and jacking off does not compare in hindsight, not even close. so although sex is a bitch to seek out, the experience is physically pleasing enough to want more.
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>>35348521
I know as a lonely horny teen most of my life decisions revolved around doing or trying to do things I thought would make me popular with women (i.e. get me laid)
I started to hate myself for it, because I never focused on what I wanted to do for myself.
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>tfw a virgin hunter will never come for your precious innocence
Has anyone here ever been pursued by a girl who wanted their virginity?
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>>35348497
Yeah but its only because I'm good looking. I'm not Chad but I'm a real cute shy guy. I'm a virgin too for that reason and it has driven a few femanons from here mad. One even offered to drive across 4 states to fuck me but I declined.
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>>35348497
>tfw a virgin hunter will never come for your precious innocence
I read that doujin also
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>>35348497
Several times. I still never had the nerves to be assertive enough and get some pussy.
I'm the worst I know that.
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ITS JUST NOT FAIR BROS
onigiri
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>>35348481
I really want an authentic onigiri.
Do you think they're good? Or just shitty salty rice with overflavored bullshit inside?
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>>35348532
had some when I was in japan
not salty at all
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>>35348565
Ah, okay.
I'll probably never go to Japan though.
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>movie has a female lead
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fuck you temple grandin is a great movie
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>>35348477
>movie has a bathroom scene
>doesn't show the coprophagia
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>>35348477
alien was a good movie
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>too smart to be a robot
>too stupid to be a normalfag
where is my place in the world?
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Intelligence has nothing to do with robot or normie hood, you dolt
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>>35348469
how would you know retard
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I'm sick of hearing my dad fuck his girlfriends. What do?
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Become your dad's girlfriend so you never have to hear it again
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>>35348416
I'm not gay. I only like traps idiot. Need a better idea.
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get something for white noise
i use an air cleaner
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That feel when strangers say awful things behind your back
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Who else knows this feel?
> Be me, today, after first class of the day
> Be walking out of lecture, girl in front of me who'd be talking to professor, I shot him a quick question right after her
> she runs over to group of friends, I hear audibly "Oh my god did you see that fucking creep behind me?"
> tries to play it off as I walk straight past them blank faced but dying inside
> different class
> people recognise me from some stupid volunteering event I went to in order to get shit on my CV
> seemed to get on okay
> second class ends they all ask whateachother are doing
> I don't get a chance to talk, they all leave, hear them laugh as the chad in the group says something, and audibly says my name
> be 6 months ago, in university accommodation
> had to make a complaint after dealing with 5 of the pettiest foreign exchange bitches I'd ever known, because they were talking shit about me in other languages (wasn't being paranoid, another person in the flat who could understand it let me know what was going on)
It honestly ruins my entire fucking day, and robs me of the will to do anything at all. I'm outscoring all these fuckers in every assignment and exam, but somehow they're able to do this shit because it's just normal.
Some days I just want to fucking snap and beat the shit out of these people, but then "I'd be in the wrong".
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>>35348339
Post face pic. Let's see what we're working with.
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>>35348362
Sure, I guess. Just don't post it all over the internet I suppose.
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>>35348339
I always feel like people are looking at me OP don't worry mate
Where am I taking her ? What movie would you guys take a girl out to watch on a date?
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>>35348315
I'd recommend something lighter and stupider. Kong Skull Island might be up your alley.
If you really want to fuck her then La La Land no fucking question.
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>>35348359
nah man you gotta hit her up with Blue Valentine. still Gosling and it will make her all kinds of emotional. women fuck when they're emotional like that.
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>T-Mobile
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Ok /r9k/ if you were to rob a bank, which one, and how would you do it?
I am just bored.
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id rob a sperm bank and flush all the sperm in the toilet, it might make sewer babies
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i would do one out in rich cottage country, but in the off season so there aren't as many people around
put either a sled or a motorcycle in my van as a getaway vehicle and park my van somewhere discreet, it's 4x4 so i can get it good and hidden
simple classy note, might not even bring a weapon
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>>35348309
id just ask them to give me the money, get like 2 grand easy, walk out
banks dont want to risk putting other customers in panic