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>just wait and see

See what?
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>>35353341
oh i get it, thats pretty funny
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it wont get better

if you have the balls end your life asap
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>>35353341
>it will get better
>things get exponentially worse in every conceivable category
>bro you just have to look at the good in life

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You want to get girls?

Here's how:

Lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, once she's locked out nickle back her till game over.
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>>35353288
worked, thanks my man!
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And then you just grab her hair and put her dumb whore mouth on your cock
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Would it be easier to just be myself?

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How do I manipulate people?
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>>35353222
if you have to ask how to do it, you'll never be able to do it, at least not well.

nice trips though
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>>35353222
>How do I manipulate people?- 1 post shown.
be a woman
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>>35353222
if you're smart, turn your intelligence towards observing people and learning what makes them react. read some psychology. look at your interactions in terms of long-term planning/rewards based on short-term appraisal of your immediate environment.

>>35353263
also this.

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Hey femanons, how would you imagine your life being like if you had tits this big? Would you be more popular? Hang out more, or less? Would you let people touch them?
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I would've gotten a reduction paid by the tax payer, so I don't suffocate in my sleep or suffer from the worst back pain alive.
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wouldn't even leave bed due to back pain
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with those bonkers you would become an instant sensation in the porn industry.

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ITT little things you enioy in life

ordering pizza from a different restaurant daily so you dont get disguisting looks for ordering pizza daily
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>>35353089
how do you afford daily pizza
i wish i had daily pizza
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playing tf2
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classy animals

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We just finished level 3 we gotta tighten up the graphics just a little bit what's some 3rd levels that need better graphics
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Sonic adventure Dreamcast japan casino zone can anons your not even trying
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Yu yu hakasho GBA

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Do feminine boys really hang on this board ?
I mean I always see those boipussy posters with the slutty hentai pics, but are they actually real ?
I feel like it's all some kind of private joke where the fat greasy guys pretend to be cute but I'm horny as fuck and I've been wanting to fuck a slutty robot.
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Well, if they do exist, I want them to message me.

Also that's a cute furcifer pardalis.
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cutebois are a lot like women, but they're better at concealing their narcissism
relationships will only get you hurt
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>>35353167
I don't care about a relationship I just want to fuck them, or be Fwb.

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>He has that Virgin limp
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>>35353047
>virgin limp
wut
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>>35353055


You have a virgin breath.
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>>35353055
Get yourself checked anon

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lads I just ordered a cigar online to see what it's like but im worried my roommates will be the one to answer the door for the courier and they might think i'm secretly addicted to cigars what do
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You stop being a retard
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>>35353045
1. They aren't going to think you're addicted to cigars because you ordered a single cigar
2. Who gives a fuck what your roommate thinks?
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Cigars are super nice well, i have like tried 5-6 different ones. one tastes like pretty bad

i hope you enjoy it anon

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ITT: We rate each other's gf
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>>35353042
Gtfo normie normaltin
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>>35353042
Is that your girlfriend? Is she Asian or white? Or both? I am confused
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>>35353267
Both, her mom's from thailand or taiwan?

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When was the last time you spent a day without a computer/smart device?

I've been on the computer every day for the past 10 years, for about 11 hours a day
And i wonder what a day without the computer would feel like. No constant refreshing of forums, watching youtube videos or stalking people. Might be good for my brain
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Last week. I was too out of it to roll over and open my laptop or dig my phone from between my bed and wall.
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Last year I trekked to mount Everest base camp. Was about 2 weeks without internet. Refreshing.
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>>35353013
>>35353013
>When was the last time you spent a day without a computer/smart device?
my answer to your question is no

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>marrying a non virgin girl
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How do you forensically proof that she is a virgin?
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>>35352971
she is older than 13
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>>35352971

prove

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Do you want to make a baby? What do you look for in a guy? Do you have different standards for what you look for in a bf compared to who you want to share your genetics with?
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What the fuck is that guy even attempting there? He looks embarrassing.
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NO THE FEMBOTS ARE MINE TO BREED
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>>35353110
Not OP, but I've talked to many fembots, like 20 or so, I think is time to stop..

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The main proponent that drives a working relationship is mutual interests and the ability to be funny and witty. Do you agree with this?
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Love, sex, understanding, communication, and the mutual interest has to be wanting to be together

There you now have a lasting relationship
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>>35352992
Girls say they hate boring guys though.

YOU ARE 25 YEAR OLD NECKBEARD

WHO LIVE IN SMALL BASEMENT IN AMERICA
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>>35352948
YOU SAW ME ON THE ANIME FORUM
ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO
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>>35352948
pinkerton was GOAT better than blue desu

fite me /mu/
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>>35352948
You got them all wrong, how does it feel to be FUCKING WRONG?

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