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Here's the front side to sweeten the deal.

>>35353927
>>35353943
tempting but too risky

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>>35353927

I can already tell this is a thread that's going to end up screencapped and circulating around plebbit and imgur with dozens of reaction pepes for years to come.
And not for good reasons. Include me. :^)

stop trying and start saging shitty threads like this

>>35353922
>18
Shut the fuck up, you literal child. That's not even particularly uncommon to be a virgin at that point.

The fact that you've had chances with girls tells me that you'll probably be just fine.

i lost mine at 22 and honestly you shouldnt worry too much about it anon
as long as you get a girl who actually cares about you she wont care if youre still a virgin or not

>>35353886
Usually there are two ways.

1) Caught in the act of the exchange
2) Proof that at least one party has had a history of prostitution arrests, or the area is known for prostitution.

Book a hotel first, go up to the room, then have her either come up before or after you. As long as she's legit, there's no way to pin it.

>>35353985
Thanks.

How could I tell if the area is known for prostitution?

>>35354022
The big thing is traffic, meaning how many prostitutes stay there. For example, if there's an intersection known for prostitutes, then a hotel next door is a hot spot that's usually paid for by the pimps. Unless you're a cop who knows that beat, that's your only real indicator. You're playing a risk regardless picking up a street girl, but the smartest thing is to not linger. Go away from a major intersection, or where you see a lot of them.

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>>35353883
i like your anime pic can i save it

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>>35353883

SILENT,

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[FEELS INTENSIFY]

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All my childhood dreams
Are bursting at the seams
And dangling around my knees
I've been deformed by emotional scars
And the cancer of love has eaten out my heart
I've been stripped bare and nobody cares
And all the people I looked up to are no longer there

>>35353795
Oh shit you're so edgy !

I really wish OP wouldn't kill himself

>>35353812
Not edgy desu. I just find it enjoyable to have people complain and moan about me.

why not? women do it all the time for material gain

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>>35353717
Same here d00d. Tried it once, failed miserably. I saw that this girl had a boyfriend after trying to build emotions for her for 6 months.
felt a little weird for an hour or two, never felt bad afterwards.

>>35353717
Similar story, though not the same: I dated a girl who started at 110 pounds when I dated her, then over the course of four years or so she got up to around 150. I lost all physical attraction to her, as much as I still loved her.

I focused on her breasts while ignoring the rest of her, and that usually did the trick.

>in anime, subway time tables are circuit diagrams

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>>35353858
You can't see the info because you don't have Smart contact lenses anon

>>35353657

I am eighteen.

I am male.

I live in Leicester, for now.

I'm a student.

I used to play a lot since I was 3, really slowed down since I got to 15 - PS3 broke, I'll be using my student account to buy a PS4 because I'm a degenerate.

I live with my girlfriend but I don't know if I love her anymore.

My relationship with my parents is very good but I feel like my Dad doesn't understand me, we get on well, he's just emotionally detached.

They raised me well, I was left to my own devices, let to go along with my hobbies, they always gave me advice but never forced me to do what they had in mind.

Sometimes I'm 2, 3. Sometimes 6, 7. I know you might say, hey, wow you have a good relationship with your parents, have a gf and are at uni, it's all good for me?

Nah.

I'm not that materialistic.

>>35353656
tell me more

im fucking sick of my hair falling out

>>35353702
You take pills and your hair stops falling out

>>35353702
finasteride, minoxidil, there are side effects etc.

>>35353639
there are plenty of normies that love trump. depends what college/area you're in

im in at Miami so most of the chads here love trump. (big tittied stacies follow suit)

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>worshiping a rich Chad bully douchebag

alt right r/thedonald cucks are not welcome here

>>35353673
As opposed to all other politicians, who aren't rich chads? Moron.

>>35353599
What the fuck is half the shit you're saying and talking about?

Get the fuck out of here, you fucking teenager.

>>35353599
>going to prom together
underage get out

>>35353648
>>35353630
You can be 18 in highschool you old retards

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>be unifag
>no friends
>no roommate
>in room most days
>failing

??? :^) ???

theres a fag who blasts his shitty "underground rap" music everyday during break and it makes me want to stab his fat spic throat

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>>35353541
>american exchange student in my physics lectures
>absolute faggot
>asks the lecturer questions he know's the answer to so he can think he looks smart
He's a fucking dumbass and this prelongs the lectures I wish he would go back to his cuckshed in america

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>it's a spend entire time eating cake and drinking milkshakes dream
I'm not even a fatty.
i wish i never woke up

>>35353515
I don't get it
a waifu is perfect because she's 2d
if she became 3d she'd have the same flaws as any 3d girl

>>35354468
You're exactly right. Upon waking up this became clear. Once she became 3d she inhereted the bad qualities. Even though it's clear now I admit in the dream it was nightmarish.

Why won't you stop trying to psyop and shit this board up?

you are a faggot and you should be flayed

>>35353406
because you're a homogay, son.

Black people are uncommon in Slavic countries, especially Russia. So you'd either be a commodity or an alien.

>>35353395
I am slavic and most people here would racemix with every race except black. Slavs are extremely racist towards blacks, we call your kind monkeys here. Black girls are also the ugliest girls by far, i have never felt attracted to a black woman.

>>35353395
I personally am not a fan of black girls, but quite a bit of my acquaintances are very fond of them.

t.slav

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>>35353356
Also 30. Wizard. Came to 4chan in 2006. Forget when I started on r9k, maybe 09 or something?

Went to college and then fell back into neetdom since it turned out I'm pretty useless at solving open-ended problems and working without close supervision, as opposed to canned homework problems and taking exams.

2008 here also, 23 years old. been coming to 4chan since my freshman year in high school, am now a useless NEET dropout who has never held a job longer than a month. my life is going down the drain fast. any advice?

>>35353602
>23
Shoo, kiddo

you got a few years left to fix your shit