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Technically that is true,i found out you cant self diagnose autism yourself a couple weeks ago,i still scream and screech,also i like to cut myself,it doesnt even hurt anymore.

>>35354206
I do have autism. I have it diagnosed and everything.

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I do feel better sort of labeling things as they are. I kind of feel like an asshole to though. I've caught myself just unloading what I call reality on to other people, explaining to them that they should just get shit together and done rather than talk about things or whine.

The truth is it's healthy to talk about things, and share things. Even if they're just lingering things to do on a list you haven't gotten around to do.

The trick is not to get stuck in a loop of constantly labeling yourself shitty and accepting it. You won't hit rock bottom if you accept yourself wallowing in filth and self decay

I've never seen a gloryhole and I don't I ever will, sadly. Anyways, I would scream bloody murder and run for my life. I don't want to get further disfigured. Maybe if I knew the person would put a bullet in my brain I would calmly open their stall and tell them to pull the trigger.

>>35354167
Laugh at my circumcised dick being mistaken for a kaffir's.

>>35354167
Girls name? Original comment

My only hope is that basic income becomes a thing so i can still remain a depressed NEET but not have to worry about getting a job like I am now

I just want to stop existing peacefully without pain. Soon.

>>35354175
basically this. I'd be happy playing vidya and making music

>>35354144
No one on this board is autistic. They are pretending to be autistic in a desperate attempt at garnering pity.

people are borderline autistic at most

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>>35354136
>asking her out
>after two weeks

This is only going to end poorly

>>35354136
Wait when you say 'ask out' you mean ask her for a date or actually say 'be my gf pls'?

>>35354159
We've known each other for about 4 years, however we stopped talking for a while and then she texted me about two months out of nowhere, since then its been catching up and random talking almost erryday, I'm not an ugly spergy robot so I think she wont be disgusted by the proposal

Do you have any advice on my questions anon?

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consume dog memes

>>35354130
Fiction, specifically long-running fiction with big communities.
ASOIAF, Star Trek, DnD, general vidya, pony, etc. Typical nerd shit that doesn't go beyond forum discussion.
It's important that it has a following, because what you want to do is latch onto it and obsess over it, which is hard if you're completely alone.

>>35354130
Touching your penis until semen comes out

Don't believe you. Noone is this lucky.

>>35354339
No reason to lie mate. Thought this board would apreciate a chance to live vicariously through my actions anyway. Closest you'll all get to a qt Jap grill because you're all too lazy.

>>35354128
Did you fuck doeeeee?

>>35354057
Stop whining, loser.

>>35354057
>Mind finds the poop chest
I told her not to clean my closet, I told her.

>>35354057
>it's another "when are you going to get a job" lecture

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die u whor

What are you going to do about it bitch?

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>tfw no gf who's more powerful than you

Someone make a discord with different hobby sections and I'll join. Like music, movies, etc.

>>35353999
Kek demands you do this

Same here. After the nails are gone, I pick at the skin. I've been doing it since third grade.

>>35353997
Entertain the possibility of there being worm eggs underneath your fingernails. When you bite your fingernails, you are unknowingly ingesting worm eggs that will gestate in your digestive tract, only to grow to maturity and reproduce using your body as a habitat. While this is all happening, you are constantly being parasitized.

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i like to pick my nails and bite if nothing happens but i'm in the process of quitting

obvious bait post
sage
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>>35353973
>fembot
Does your brother know you dress up as a girl and roleplay as his sister online?

>>35353973
I do have an idea, go to the incest thread that there's already here on r9k.

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>>35353962
>senior year of high school
>shy introverted autist
>prom coming up soon, spend weeks building up the courage to ask my oneitis to go to prom with me
>shes a short 7/10 qt
>go up to her and her friends one day
>"H..hi [insert name here], would you, uh maybe wanna go prom wi..with me?
>they all stare at me for what feels like an eternity
>they all burst out laughing and pointing at me
>ragebuilding.png
>start to cry
>call her a fat bitch
>butch undercover lesbo friend appears and pushes me
>ragesnap
>scream and punch the bitch
>she falls
turns out i broke her jaw
only got away with it because i have autism
shunned by all my classmates forthe rest of the year
Bullied way more
Fuckmylife.jpg

the one thing I got from my father was his anger.
I'm a pretty laid back guy, and in most situations where you'd expect me to rage I do pretty well at keeping a lid on things.
But after years of bottling things up the lid comes off from time to time. Usually over small things at home that end up with me throwing things across the room and usually breaking and regretting it. Very rarely will I snap at people but when I do I go hard.
One instance that comes to mind was with the ex gf many years ago. (know this will make me sound like a cunt, but there's more to the story but w/e)
we were away together at her familys beach house with some friends and she got into a huff about something, she went on for well over an hour just being a cow about things and then she went inside slamming the door in my face and locking it. I had stayed pretty damn calm about the whole thing until she did this and I ended up punching the glass window in the door. It showered her with glass cutting her and she ran off screaming to the bed room.
I reached in through the broken window to unlock the door and followed her in.
She was screaming trying to hold the door shut but I ripped it open.
the people we were with came running when she was screaming and did what they could to settle her.
I didn't get any cuts from punching the window but her chest was covered in small cuts from the shattered glass.
we ended up saying that I broke the window playing football.

>>35353957
i shower after i take a shit and i dont fap anymore so i guess i dont smell but idk

>>35353957
>be chink/jap/gook
>vastly reduced BO
it's nice

>>35354029
chink = chinese, gook = korean, jap = japanese

which are you

also chinese people fucking stink like rotting garbage

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There is no behind. If you really want friends, join a club / go to events. Hobbies can be anything you enjoy, video games and anime can easily be hobbies. Popular culture doesn't matter, what matters to you is what truly matters. I didn't even know myself until I was 21, I came to realize the only thing that matters is what matters to me.

Just keep in mind you have to motivate yourself if you want to change. If you do nothing, nothing will change. Just keep in mind you can chose to change at ANY TIME, it is never too late.

>>35353950
Didn't have hobbies? Like nothing? What are you retarded?

And yeah you can catch up, once you start catching up you make it pretty fast.

>>35354084
>There is no behind.
this
the only exceptions are for shit which is age dependent
>25+ is often considered too late to do the whole mtf transition thing and pass
>at that age you can't become a world class footballer etc
>language learning "just for fun" becomes difficult post like 12-16
but these are actual solid "too lates"
it's a lot easier to accept these though, as there are actual constraints holding you back --the rest is purely you and how willing you are to try