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>>35357454

No, but my balls itch something fierce

>>35357672
Does your teacher get aroused when she sees you scratching them

>>35357454
Yes diarrhea due to panic attacks
Shat myself in high school (first day)

>OPisafaggotlet

>>35357407


MUH NORMIE PROBLEMS

I urge you to kill yourself.

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>>35357583
>>35357730
>kind anons ensure your thread doesn't become a threadlet with no replies
thanks guys

Short answer yes
It shows status and wealth

>>35357211
They care more about the company's ability to afford them status and wealth, imo.

A woman wouldn't care about the company she works for if it was McDonald's or Wal-Mart, but shell care if it's a (((popular brand))) like if she worked at Wet Seal or Hollister

>>35357139
Only if it's prestigious, like Goldman Sachs, Boeing, Google, etc.

Aside from that, no. Just salary.

Women care about status

>>35357122
I want to have nothing to do with rationalwiki, this condescending cherry picking shit-site

>>35357244
>I want to have nothing to do with rationalwiki
But do you want something to do with encyclopediadramatica?

>>35357309
yeah it doesn't take itself seriously so why would I

Any fembots that are Persian, Indian, paki, Arab, Latin, want a robot ? Height doesn't matter just don't be a slob, and be fat where it counts .

>>35357289
>Arab

No muslim pls. Im pro trump

are you tall? Tall boys can't be cute

>tfw depression has killed my appetite

At this rate you look like Eugenia Cooney in only three months!!!!

You're just losing water, not fat. The second you eat normally you'll bloat back up.

>>35357086
Reply to what? What'd you post, m80?

>>35357086
Don't worry anon, you are doing great. Have a nice day!

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>get a reply
>it's someone asking me to be their bf
Literally 50% of the (you)s I get on /r9k/ are like that why is this place so gay

>>35357067
Probably because those softy faggots consistently steal content from us. I stopped going there when every front page post was "MUH DRUMPF, MUH HILLARY". Fuck them and their garbage website.

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>>35357110
I honestly don't give a shit about "them" stealing content from "us" senpai

>I stopped going there
hello redd.it
maybe you should go back there

I wonder what would happen if I posted an imgur-like url from a non-imgur site

>44
Dubs will it. Have fun

>>35357096
Thanks matey hope so

>>35357044
>see those "win 1k a day" lottery commercials
>all of them show people splurging and going on vacations
>I would literally just move out on my own and never work, living off of the interest
It helps that lottery winnings are not taxed here in canuckistan.

>>35357032
Oh what a fucking surprise it's stapled when I put 20% tip this time! Really makes you think.

>>35357032
It's variables, sometimes stupid inshoppers staple the bad wrong and other times it depends on what's in the bag. The drivers won't staple the bag unless it looks clean, we leave it open if the bag can't fold nicely i.e. multiple bags of chips or wheat sandwiches.

and the driver times vary too. Jimmy john's doesn't carry many drivers, especially at slower stores, so if everybody in town wants a delivery at the same time, and theres only one or two drivers itll be late, they don't waste time if you don't tip a lot trust me, they try to go fast at all times, the quicker they get back, the quicker they get another delivery.

t. Jimmy John's manager

>>35357032
>>35357732
if you order more than one sandwich or more than one bag of chips or pickles, youre order won't get stapled, atleast not if they're following the rules, a lot of times the driver isn't the one putting the delivery together, it'll be the inshoppers

good thing stars rhyme with starts
fuck today's rappers

>>35357286
Take that back, Lil Uzi Vert is a poet of the modern era!

>>35357025
That image

Made me kek a lot anon

height is a meme.

proportions

>>35357023
said no girl ever


orangutan

>>35358768
True

Height is a meme b/c you can't change it and it's easy to lie about it online

I got circumcised because of medical reasons, it hurt when I took a piss as a kid, was because the foreskin was too tight or something, but honestly I don't know whats so bad about that. I mean yeah, I guess you feel less or something, but I don't really care about that, I mean I never felt how it was with the foreskin, so why should I care now? For as far as I know, it might even feel worse.

>>35356983
>for medical reason
Then it could not have been escaped. You were bound to be cut.

>I never felt how it was
In your case I would not be mad the same way I am not mad about not being tall or not having perfect eyesight.

>why should I care now?
Because it could have been otherwise but they decided to chop it because they felt like so.
Why wouldn't I care about what other people did to my body against my will? More so that it left scars and would never return to the original state.

>>35357103
Yeah, okay, youre situation is a bit different than mine, I'd probably be mad too if I were you.

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>>35356886
ayy yo wassup senpai, just cruzin for some ladies haha right bro? Gonna get sum condoms and a pack of beer, wanna get wasted tonight? Just kidding loser, only cool people can go

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>>35356886
Oh, um... H-Hello...

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>>35356969
Hey cutie, this is me >>35356916 , why don't we go somewhere to eat after your done shopping? I'll pay for your food, then maybe after go to my place and watch some movies. Whachu say?

>>35356807
>implying i didnt recognize this beautiful trap before viewing the spoiler

nothing gay about a feminine penis

oregano